Magic types should have repercussions if used poorly or too much
Feel like your drowning when you start to go to sleep
Random visions where the room is underwater
Like they should be incredibly medical
Just imagine going to the doctor and they say “lay off the fire magic, ok?”
And magic users make tonics and potions for all those ailments. That’s why magic users can make a business off of healing, because they themselves and friends and family have recipes that run in the family to cure those things
For the bittersamgirlclub Top 5 Challenge: Top 5 Most Heartbreaking Sam Moments. Well, thanks to the BSGC for this cruel and unusual prompt. If you’re interested in my thoughts on these five horrible moments then by all means, read on…
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1. Can you just back off?
2. I’m right here, okay? You’re all right.
3. Lock the door.
4. Keep it up and see what happens.
5. Don’t touch me right now.
6. That lipstick’s not gonna stay put for long.
7. Baby, just breathe.
8. This is a terrible idea.
9. For fuck’s sake, just shut up.
10. It’s too early for this.
11. If you keep squeezing that hard, you’ll break my hand.
12. I’m just stressed.
13. What did you break?
14. It’s four A.M.
15. I don’t need you anymore.
16. What an interesting conclusion.
17. And now you’re naked. Okay.
18. What are you wearing?
19. You’re overreacting.
20. I can’t believe you don’t even know my eye color.
21. And you thought I’d be okay with that?
22. You can’t keep doing this.
23. I’m so sorry. I can’t even tell you how sorry I am.
24. Why do you smell like smoke?
25. Why do you smell like a walking liquor bar?
26. Why do you smell like perfume?
27. Is there someone else? Don’t lie.
28. You took advantage of me.
29. If you think you’re getting out of this that easily, you’re sadly mistaken.
30. You put us both in danger.
31. I don’t understand you.
32. You’re just asking for it.
33. I could just choke you right now.
34. You are everything to me.
35. This is gonna hurt.
36. I don’t deserve this.
37. You can’t just fix everything with a kiss. This isn’t a booboo.
38. Can you slow down?
39. It feels deeper this way.
40. Did you just stick your fingers in my mouth?
41. Your family is in the other room!
42. I’m begging you.
43. Hey, you’re safe now. It’s over.
44. Where is all of my underwear?
45. I almost died.
46. This isn’t just one of your little jokes.
47. What did you do to your hair?
48. You’re scaring me.
49. I think I drank too much.
50. Well, this was unexpected.
51. It’s too late for that.
52. I didn’t mean to hurt you.
53. It’s your birthday. It is your birthday, right?
54. You’re just gonna leave me here?
55. That’s mine. You’re not taking it.
56. You made that more sexual than it should have been.
57. I’m not just gonna wait around for you.
58. That’s my only clean shirt.
59. Did you use my cologne? You smell like me.
60. I feel like I might be sick.
61. I can’t believe you would do this.
62. Don’t underestimate me. I’m a seasoned pro.
63. Your mom says differently.
64. Did you steal this?
65. I thought I lost you.
66. I think you need a shower.
67. Call an ambulance.
68. I can’t talk about this anymore.
69. Can you put your mouth here?
70. You taste like toothpaste.
71. A little manky-panky.
72. I’m going to absolutely wreck you.
73. Don’t ever say that again.
74. I don’t really care what you think.
75. I can’t do that.
76. This is a train wreck.
77. Do you need some tissues?
78. You can fuck right off.
79. You’re still gonna go, aren’t you?
80. I cannot believe you forgot. This was important to me.
81. If you buy that, I’m leaving you.
82. Can we just start fresh?
83. Don’t forget the condoms!
84. I feel like I’ve been split in two.
85. I’ve never felt anything like that.
86. You’re driving me mad.
87. This is completely different.
88. Can you believe the moon tonight?
89. Wait, why are you crying?
90. You’re making this hard for me.
91. I hope you rot in hell.
92. I think you’re an angel.
93. Do this for me and I’ll do anything you want.
94. I’m gonna take good care of you.
95. Let’s see what you’ve got.
96. I went easy on you.
97. I’m getting better, right?
98. Read my fucking lips.
99. You make me happy.
100. I can feel your heart beating.
Random thoughts on/favorite things in the new Sanders Sides video
MAJOR SPOILERS (if you haven’t watched it what are you doing here??)
1 WE KNOW MORALITY’S NAME!!! *EXCITED YELLING*
I think I can hear the fanfic authors’ tears of joy. Patton. Patton… This is going to take some getting used to…
And no one but Anx mentioned it???
3THOMAS MADE LEGIT CANON MORALITY ANGST.
It didn’t take long to get past it but that’s what it was and you can’t tell me otherwise. Has Thomas been looking at the SS tags recently?
4 DAD WUZ HERE/LOGAN IS BEST TEACHER/literally everything written on the whiteboard.
Math is fun! Sure, till you get to high school.
5 Mor- Patton bringing some wisdom about life.
He is right. You gotta be able to enjoy the small things or life is gonna be really dull.
6 “Eehh…” “Ahh…” “Mmm…”
“I’m not alone on this one? Nice.” “So thrilled to see you Anxiety working together with my logical side and my fanciful side. This is really heartwarming.” ~totally not sarcasm~
7Patton. Just, Patton. Literally the whole video.
Gosh I love him so much. He’s so freaking adorable. And when his voice goes upand gets squeaky (GAH)
8 “How many of those you got?”
Who wants to bet Roman works on coming up with nicknames for Anx when he runs out of other project ideas?
9 Logan’s apparent inability to resist rapid-fire word-association games.
This could be fun…
10 The ELF reference.
11 “What is the gosh darn ding dang point?”
What even is this line?
12 Okay, but when Logan and Roman are talking about/criticizing what Patton does Anx doesn’t say anything? It could be that he didn’t feel like he had anything to add, but he wasn’t smile/smirking?
It might just be me, but maybe he was remembering this exact scenario with himself at the receiving end? He definitely looked thoughtful.
NEW SETTING. SHERLOCK REFERENCE. AND CONFIRMATION THAT THOMAS CAN GO WITH THE SIDES INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLING A COMMON AREA.
14 Anxiety’s Eeyore reference.
Headcanon that Anx has a large stuffed animal of said character in his room.
15 Logan’s face in the end scene when Patton says they’re gonna get wet.
I laughed SO HARD.
Wow this got long. And this isn’t even scratching the surface.
I admire @thatsthat24so much for the sheer amount of amazing and hilarious things he can pack into a 15 minute video all the while giving great life advice and not making it feel too crammed to be enjoyable.
Thomas Sanders is an absolute gift that the world probably doesn’t deserve but definitely needs.
Note: All the love you need and want between your favorite OTP, where one is a
prince and the other one is a pirate. There’s a lot of angst, maybe a few
tears, you can be sure of that but it’s oh so worth it, fluff and shameless
The overwhelming passage of time has
been a topic of avoidance between Alec and Magnus ever since the two started
dating. With their lives so fragile and unpredictable under the threat of
Valentine, they have managed to leave the concept in the back of their minds
for a later date, hopefully somewhere in the far future.
This method of coping is pushed even
further in the wake of Sebastian, Valentine’s son and Clary’s brother, taking a
new and increasingly cruel step into their lives. The threats that are piling
up against them seem to be rising to nearly insurmountable heights, but under the
pressure of it all, the idea of the future that would come in the aftermath of
success is beginning to haunt Alec’s dreams at night just as often.
Or the, 'we’re putting on a fund-raising play to
save our old drama department’ au (ft. bonus: 'we had a thing in high school
but i haven’t seen you in years and oh god you’re even more attractive than i
Magnus Bane is a pre-med student at NYU
just trying to graduate. He’s stressed enough and could do without his friends
pestering him about his boyfriend. It’s not that he’s embarrassed or closeted
or something. He just wants to keep his boyfriend to himself, thank you very
much. Now, if he could just get his friends to understand that, his life would
be a whole lot easier.
or Magnus has a secret boyfriend that
all of his friends have been dying to meet but Magnus just keeps refusing.
It’s the day that Alec is supposed to
become the official Head of the Institute and he is a tiny bit nervous.
“Nervous?”, Magnus said softly. Alec let out a shaky laugh and scratched the back of his neck in a nervous
gesture. “You have no idea.” Magnus sighed. “Oh, Alexander. You have absolutely nothing to worry about.” “Yeah, sure”, Alec scoffed, running one of his arms up Magnus’s side and
cupping his cheek with his hand, “only every single shadowhunter in New York
waiting for me to screw up.”
There aren’t many things that Alec loves
as much as he loves the stars.
Most nights, he just likes to sit on his balcony and watch the eerie darkness
drape over the sky and the silver glow of the moon, surrounded by the stars
shaping constellations he knows by heart.
This is a special night for him and his
son. The only night in the year Alec lets Max stay up after midnight, so they
can watch Perseids meteor shower together on the rooftop of their building.
Alec doesn’t expect to find out they
weren’t the only ones to get the idea.
“Mmmkay,” Magnus sighs without
opening his eyes and shifts to allow Alec more access. “You can wake up
the rest of me if you want.”
Alec knows he doesn’t mean it quite the
way his brain interprets it - he just means he can keep up the kissing - but
his brain leaps ahead and makes him flush, his body getting warmer. But why
shouldn’t he? Magnus was his boyfriend; he was naked in bed with him. He could
definitely wake up the whole of Magnus if he wanted. Just because he hasn’t
done it before didn’t mean it wasn’t a good idea.
Set before Episode 9 Bound By Blood -
Alec wakes Magnus up in new ways.
It didn’t matter if Alec hadn’t meant to
upset him. Ragnor was dead. Valentine was back. The Clave wanted to document
Downworlders, like they were cattle. Magnus was breaking down and he needed
Alexander to leave before he really lost it.
Everything was going great for Alec and
Magnus. Alec no longer cares what Maryse thinks, and apart from Jace and Izzy’s
constant teasing, he couldn’t be happier. Then, all goes downhill when, after a
great day, Magnus starts ignoring him. What did he do wrong? If only Magnus would
tell him, he could try to make it better.
Or the one where Magnus thinks Alec is
cheating on him but in reality he’s not, but Magnus doesn’t know that because
the two of them don’t communicate enough.
This will only be about 5 chapters
unless I feel like expanding the story a bit.
His legs are not working. No matter how
much he tries, the swirling mess in his head makes it impossible to walk
anywhere, take any action. It’s the last couple of days all over again. He
wants to cry but the tears are dry. He wants to scream but his voice is gone.
His voice is gone.
The aftermath of 2x11 and the consequences of the bodyswap for Magnus.
Magnus is a single father. Alec is a 4th grade
Both men are scared of relationships, but
secretly crave to have something more one day, life just keeps getting in the
But their plans of living single lonely lives
doesn’t last for long, when Rafael and Madzie Bane decide to play Matchmaker.