id wife it


ladies, gentlemen, genderless entities, i have nothing up my sleeve. just me and my next trick.

seven soldiers: zatanna #2

  • hades and hercules according to disney
  • hades: oh i hate that hercules so much im gonna kill him
  • hercules: oh no u dont
  • actual hades and hercules
  • hercules: hey hades i need to borrow your dog to scare the shit out of king eurystheus
  • hades: ok but no weapons idk what id tell the wife if she saw a scratch on him
Star's Ringtone
  • Star's Ringtone
  • Brian H. Kim
  • Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Starsitting

From Star vs. the Forces of Evil - Starsitting. A few people have asked for Star’s ringtone since Fetch. Here’s a longer version than the one used in that ep. This is her theme sent through some 8-bit instruments. The bass is a little loud, because when you crank it through a cellphone’s speaker it sounds just a smidgen better this way.

I like how Star has a picture ID for Buff Frog. I think the only person I have a picture ID for is my wife. 

Professional Beach Father - 

Five seconds earlier: “Sir, this is a bar, i’m going to have to ask you to take your children and leave-”

@jen-iii i tried to draw the thing XD