mercy: alright these are all the organs we could salvage genji: cool thanks genji: dr. ziegler i need you to do me a favour mercy: of course genji, what is it? genji: ok can you go find my brother hanzo genji: you dont have to bring him in or kill him or anything just find him genji: find him and find out how tall he is genji: keep it in mind when you make my legs genji: because i need you to make me one inch taller than him genji: exactly ONE inch taller genji: just barely enough so you can TELL im taller than him genji: no more no less mercy: genji: please mercy: mercy, who has been working for 10 hours straight: mercy: [inhales deeply] mercy: [exhales slowly] mercy: [pinches bridge of nose] mercy: …aight dude
i just had to draw something from BOTW and i accidentally fell in love with the optimistic fish prince
but in all seriousness take a headcanon
sidon mentions in-game that when hyrule fell 100 years ago, he was still a child (as they’re talking about mipha’s relationship with link)
so consider this: mipha babysitting a tiny little sidon (who, let’s be honest, would’ve been a huge bundle of joy). she was probably the one who taught him to be nice to everyone (hence the constant motivational speeches).
i feel like here he’s probably just reflecting on what he still remembers of his sister.
pardon my inactivity but.. heres an au that me and my bf started developing for the past couple days… for now we’re calling it the “snake in the grass” au
basically the cast r all mythological creatures - mika being a naga with a bounty on his head for stealing the village’s food, and yuu being a werewolf who takes up the job of a bounty hunter due to a lack of better work
in town, naga are said to be hideous creatures because no ones ever really seen one, and rumor is that they kill any unsuspecting victims that pass - but… that doesnt turn out to be the case when yuu gets apprehended by the thief hes been trying to track down himself
and though the naga did have intent to kill he gets interrupted by a child - one of many orphans hes talking care of - which is when yuu realizes just where all the food’s been going
and though yuu manages to escape, he keeps on going back to try to learn more about the surprisingly attractive snake dude and his makeshift orphanage, even bringing him food to help feed the kids
its just a bunch of concepts right now but take this anyway (’: dont tag as kin/id
My favourite things about the Saints row games:
-Boss is canonically bisexual/pansexual
-Boss is canonically agender
-You can be the first female president
-PUNCH LUCIFER IN THE FACE!!!!
-Nobody cares how you dress
-Nobody cares how you look
-I MEAN LIKE YOU COULD LITERALLY BE A SILVER DUDE WITH LONG HAIR AND WEAR HOOCHIE SHORTS AND A BRA AND THEYD STILL BE LIKE “tight, what you wanna do boss.”
-Oleg you guys? He’s literally the best. Smart big ole guy!!!
-The whole fandom 💙
-ALL THE GIRLS IN THE SAINTS AAA. SHAUNDI COULD PUNCH ME IN THE MOUTH AND ID THANK HER???
-The fact that Peirce is a very soft boi he’s just a baby he tried his best and boss loves him for that
- Boss being a giant nerd/goofball
-PEIRCE AND BOSS SINGING TOGETHER OH MY GOD
-Johnny is very very gay for boss. Very gay.
-WHATS BOSS’ NAME???????? TELL US KENZIE!!!!!!
-The fact boss loves their friends so much????
-Literally everyone is their friend?????
-EVEN MATT AND MATT TRIED TO MURDER THEM???????
Thank u 4 listening.
(Also feel free 2 add ur own)
ahhh i love your small aus so much!! i was in a super sad mood but the aus helped me cheer up!! ♡ may i request a small au for taeyong? tysm ♡♡♡♡
thank u!!! im sorry you’re in a bad mood, feel better quick!!!~~
wears his name tag around his neck with his id and on the back of it he keeps a photo of him and his sister because he’s a soft sweetheart
and he is always really helpful and good at explaining
and everyone in the office hits on him because,,,,,like have you seen his face
and it makes him super embarrassed
so he’ll be like “you can switch the capable here or-”
someone: you can switch my cables ;)
taeyong: “or-o - o r- o r,,,, o r,,,,,,,um,,,,,excuse me i need,,,to just ,,,, bathroom,,,,,excuse me,,,”
he’s basically an awkward mess ,,,, but it’s really adorable and he just wants to fix computers and fix bugs,,,,,let him live
and you keep calling tech support on your computer because, yes you admit it, taeyong is really sweet and has a face carved from stone and his voice is like,,,,,,woah he’s just The Whole Package
and did you “accidentally” spill all this soda on your keyboard. yes. you “accidentally” did
but with you taeyong,,,,secretly really likes helping you because unlike the other people who make him uncomfortable and are just straightforwardly flirting
you ask him about his day and if he’s had lunch and it’s nice to be treated like a normal person instead of just ogled at for his looks
and taeyong is fixing your keyboard, telling you about this museum he’s going to after work and you’re like !!!!! oh that’s my favorite one in the city their exhibit on egyptian art is my favorite!!!
and taeyong perks up and he’s like “i love it too! im a member there, so tickets are free for me on this day!!” and you’re like WOah im jealous
and he’s like “you can come with me,,,,,,,if you’re free,,,,”
and you’re like OH,,,,,woah,,,,,he never asks anyone from work to hangout omg
and you’re like i,,,id love to
and you two do it, meeting up to take the train and talking more and it’s totally a first date because when you come back to the office and taeyong shyly waves at you, biting back his lip as he walks past your desk
the whole office turns to you and is like: you lucky son of a gun
summary: Moana really wants her book she has on call from the library, it’s been three weeks and it should have been returned by now, when she finally runs into the redhead on campus who’s checked it out it’s more of an experience than she bargained for to finally check it out
So....Atsushi..........what are your thoughts on a certain suicidal bandage wasting machine?
Dazai? That’s kind of a complex question.
I think he’s smart and incredible and I owe him a whole lot for saving me. He’s kind of shady in a way that’s hard to completely ignore, but I can’t help but to trust him anyway, he always seems to know what’s best. He’s great but, when all is said and done…
this is still the second time I’ve dragged him out of the water this week.