Solutions magazine is something we get in the mail pretty often and its normally just simple home improvement and gimmicky items. While browsing through it today I came across this page. I find it strange that there’s no warning on the magazine. If you can read the descriptions, they’re pretty descriptive sexually. So it was a real surprise.

This would absolutely work for most guys, and would continue to work well into adulthood. However, would you want YOUR name to be Gotham? What if your name was Gotham Mitty?

With the risk of getting a child teased for life, a good alternative would be a pet. “This is the squeaky toy that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.”