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alright! *cracks knuckles* let’s talk about klance! i know all these points have been made in other posts but i’m just irritated and want to make my own post lmfao. i don’t understand people who say keith and lance don’t have any chemistry/potential/”romantic” moments…like…are you watching the same show that i’m watching? you don’t have to like the ship, dude, but there is no denying there’s something going on.

lance, your bi is showing.

do i even need to talk about the, “we are a good team” scene? this was ridiculously gay. holy fuck. tender hand holding. EVEN THE WAY KEITH SAYS LANCE’S NAME IS TENDER. they just sit there holding hands the whole time. they could have let go, either one of them could have let go, dude. keith wasn’t helping lance up. he kneeled down next to him and just…fucking held his hand? those soft smiles? lance doing the “fond eyebrow raise”? gay. and i know the purple lighting is from the galra crystal, but like…wow this whole set up was romantic as hell. seriously, sit back and imagine if one of them were a girl. boom, romantic. everyone would see it. so why is it so hard for some of y’all to see it here? not to mention the fact that we never actually saw the supposed “cradling” (i refuse to believe “I cradled you in my arms!” refers to this hand holding. there has to be more. a full on cradle). that was probably so fucking gay. AND THE EPISODE RIGHT AFTER, WHEN LANCE IS IN THE HEALING POD, KEITH BEING AN IMPATIENT LITTLE FUCK, FULL ON POUTING, TAPPING THE POD BECAUSE ALLURA WON’T LET LANCE OUT OF IT YET. EVEN THOUGH SHE SAID “JUST A FEW MORE TICKS.”

like, this boy can’t even fucking wait a few ticks because he just wants to see lance. there is no way to deny that he wants to see lance, talk to him, probably about their bonding moment. i bet he thinks everything is going to be different between him and lance now. 

he’s also the last one to walk away from the pod. *eye emoji* why did they choose to show that? what was the Point? then, when lance comes out of the healing pod, keith gets this precious little smile on his face. he’s happy to see him. looking forward to talking about feelings and shit, most likely.

but! lance instantly flirts with allura and keith just says, “Classic.” he then proceeds to look salty as fuck with his signature broody arm crossing included. this poor boy. you’re killing him lance, you really are.

not to mention the many other times he has appeared jealous when lance is flirting. (”Jealousy, thy name is Keith.”) i’m not posting screencaps of all those moments because i’m so lazy and like i said, all these points have been made in other posts and i got other shit i’m focusing on. 

here it is, the iconic, “We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!” scene. listen. i honestly can’t even think of a reason why keith would bring this up, unless he has a big fat crush on lance. it just did not fit into the conversation at all. let me type it out for y’all even though you probably don’t need me to. we’ve analyzed this to hell and back already but…

Lance: “Wow. Thanks, everybody. Sounds like the mice did more than you, though.”
Keith: “I punched Sendak!”
Lance: “Yeah, apparently after I emerged from a coma and shot his arm off.”
Keith, looking completely fucking devastated: “We had a bonding moment. I cradled you in my arms!” (his voice CRACKS)

honestly, he looks like he just witnessed his world fall apart around him. #mood

i don’t know about you, but this would not be my reaction unless, like i said, i had a big fat crush on the other person. he looks so betrayed, oh my god. and lance…wow. lance says, “Nooope. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.” now, is it just me or is this totally lance being a little shit about the fact that keith didn’t remember him in the first episode when they’re saving shiro? i bet it is.

alright, now this here, this is my favorite. this screenshot is titled “GAY this is so fucking GAY” in my files because um? their faces? those are very fond and tender expressions. this whole scene was so gay i stg. keith was flirting up a storm with this boy and it was amazing. let’s not forget that the planet lance was on with nyma highkey had the bi flag colors and there was two rainbows in this episode. symbolism, guys. these things mean a lot and are very important in animation. (there’s a lot more symbolism that many people have pointed out, including what i said above but my ass don’t have the time to put them all here)

the flirtation is strong in this one. here’s some more moments (i probably didn’t put them all idk i can’t remember) where keith is either a) flirty or b) looking at lance with that oh so soft expression. he doesn’t really look at any of the other characters like this (definitely not at allura lmfao), at least not that i’ve noticed. correct me if i’m wrong. 

wow keith you’re soooo cool…

a very underappreciated Soft Look.

this whole scene kills me every time, i love everything about it.

PROUD OF LANCE FOR COMING UP WITH A SICK ASS PLAN!

this still haunts me. it haunts all of us. why!!! did!!! he!!! say!!! it!!! like!!! that!!! you can hear the winky face in his voice. the way he says this is equivalent to 100 winky faces. if you don’t think this is blatant flirting, you’re a lost cause.

of course you were. of course. you want his attention. it’s okay, we know, lance.

LOOK AT THAT SMIRK KEITH IS SPORTING!!! anyways, that is the face of someone flirting. i make the same damn face keith makes when i flirt. if one of them were a girl, IT WOULDN’T EVEN BE A QUESTION. IT WOULD BE OBVIOUS FLIRTING AND PEOPLE WOULD SHIP THE HELL OUT OF IT. but no, they’re two boys. dudes bein’ dudes. just guys bein’ bros. wow, what a great bromance.

now, just for shits and giggles, let us compare how keith looks when he’s literally cradling allura in his arms vs. when he’s holding hands with lance.

he deadass looks like this -_- with allura. there’s actually a fucking…slight frown on his face now that i really look at it, oh my god. even when allura removes herself and blushes, he still looks like that. now, wouldn’t you think that, hm…if they wanted it to be known that keith wants to smooch allura, they’d at least put a slight blush on his face to match allura’s or maybe have him appear to be a little flustered? 

he’s gay. i can’t imagine him not being gay. (imo, him being galra is a big metaphor for him being gay. coming to terms with who he is and “coming out” to the other paladins. everything hunk says to him in “The Belly of the Weblum” are common things straight people say to gay people. a lot of people in the fandom seem to agree with this, but maybe we’re all just reaching idk) i just feel like…someone who likes girls would have a different reaction than keith’s when faced with a beautiful girl like princess allura in their arms. yeah, i know, this has already been said. but!!! it’s!!! true!!! all of their “romantic” scenes together were awkward, forced and came right out of nowhere and keith just…had no reaction. compare that to all the faces he’s made at lance. yeah. the difference is ridiculously obvious.

there’s honestly so much more i want to add to this, stuff from the comics and more subtle things (including a screencap of lance’s face in “Escape from Beta Traz” when he’s talking about keith and how he does cool shit. boy had the most fond expression known to man. u know the one), but everything has already been said by someone else. i’ll end it by saying this, again, because i’m really fucking salty: if one of these boys were a girl, there would be ZERO question about the purpose of these interactions. it would all be seen as flirting and romantic. it’s such a common trope. red and blue. fire and ice. they balance each other out. peace the heck out.

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makowolf96 submitted:

One of my favorite sci-fi takes on a modern weapon that I thought you might appreciate, the modified AK-47/AKM in the movie Elysium .

The modified AK-47/AKM takes inspiration from the XM-25 experimental airburst grenade launcher. It has a fictional attachment that combines a holosight, targeting laser, and rangefinder into an advanced targeting system. This targeting system links up with fictional airburst ammunition, programming the distance at which the round will detonate based on the range from the target. Each round has a kill radius of 5 meters, giving each about the equivalent explosive force of your average modern day 40mm grenade round. As demonstrated in the gif, this enables the modified AK-47/AKM to tear enemies apart, whether organic or robotic.

I’m not a huge fan of the AK, but this is perhaps one of my top favorite ballistic science fiction weapons, because it takes an already iconic rifle, and turns it into an absolute monster in an time setting where it is probably almost 200 years old, but without dramatically leaving the realm of realistic possibility in my opinion.

Such an interesting concept, and so easily overlooked during the film itself!

EXO 101: A Crash Course

Park Chanyeol 

Originally posted by megglesbagels

Soft baby by day, sexy mofo by night. Can do everything?? Sing, rap, dance, cook, act, write and produce music, play the guitar (classical, spanish, lead, and rhythm omg) and the piano and the drums, has the body of an elf king. He’s also AMAZING with children as shown [here - skip to 12:17 and WATCH you won’t regret it] and dogs too! All animals really. He’s Korean Snow White. With abs. And if Snow White was extra. 

Also the kindest soul ever. He’s always smiling, even when he’s down. He literally said, and I quote; “No matter how difficult something is, I will always be positive and smile like an idiot.” His then-girlfriend nicknamed him “Happy Virus.” Constantly buys his members gifts, is very tall (well over six feet), and he’s the most extroverted and sociable person - actually friends with everyone. 10/10 amazing human.  


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by junhyyo

Don’t let him fool you!!! He looks soft but he will fuck you up with his cheeky lil smile and pelvic sorcery and unearthly vocals and uGH. His wit is unparalleled like omg, so sassy and hilarious and sharp. Also a huge nerd when it comes to anime, manga, and video games. Once gave a picture of himself to another member as a gift, the lil shit.  

He’s incredibly passionate about his career and his members, and I think it was Kyungsoo who said that it’s Baek who keeps them all together at times. In summary: Byun Baekhyun is what happens when a demon and an angel do the do. 


D.O./Do Kyungsoo:

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Do Kyungsoo? More like Do Me, Kyungsoo. I’m sorry I’m so thirsty Ksoo…I don’t even know where to begin with this one. First of all, he single-handedly saved the human race from extinction with his voice. He’s savage af, so much so that he’s affectionately nicknamed “Satansoo” and he will smack a bitch. He’s also so soft and squishy at the same time, you’ll get whiplash. And his acTING. Lord in heaven. And I believe he didn’t even have acting lessons?? The nerve of him. He, too, is sex on legs, and he might be quieter than the others, but y’all best listen when he talks cause boy bout to spill the tea. 

He’s also very paternal in that he takes care of the other members a lot, like when Kai, his roommate, isn’t feeling well, he’ll care for him or go out to get food for him. And he can cook really well. I’m gonna stop now before I end up writing an entire dissertation ;’)


Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by glorious-soobooty

ALSO NOT PURE ABORT ABORT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Oh my god. Anyway. Zhang Yixing is the perfect contradiction. On the one hand, he’s an actual baby lamb - laugh and all. On the other hand, he’s the human embodiment of the NC-17 rating. Like, hide yo kids. Yixing is also one of the Chinese members of EXO, so he often leaves to promote his solo music which is in Chinese, and he works so incredibly hard and deserves all the success. He also writes the lyrics, and composes and arranges the music! 

And…his dancing. Proof that god exists. There is literally no part of his body that Yixing does not have absolute command over - and you can see it because he is so precise, confident, and sexy. :’) 


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

I actually had to cover his face while writing this because holy–

Yup. Moving on. 

Actually, back to his face (and the rest of him): Remember when Da Vinci was conceptualizing the Vitruvian Man (lol only 90′s kids will remember…1490′s kids, that is). You know that picture of the guy with another pair of arms and legs superimposed on him, inside a circle? The drawing theorizing the ideal proportions of the human body? Yup, true story: Junmyeon was Da Vinci’s muse. Suho’s face is so symmetrical, it inspired mathematicians to write the golden ratio. He is a genetic miracle, a statistical outlier, a national treasure–

Anyway *sweats*. ALSO. Let’s talk about his personality. Myeon is the mom of EXO, the leader, so he’s naturally very parental. He actually chose the stage name “Suho” because it means guardian. He always does his best to keep his kids the members together and doing what they need to be doing. Always pays for things ($Junmoney$), and is the person a lot of them confide in and go to for comfort or advice, especially Sehun. 

He’s such a dad too - like his dad joke ratings are off the charts. 10/10 would build you a tree house and tuck you in at night. 


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by sehurn

Maknae. Icon. Legend. Used to have a lisp. 

People sometimes think he’s cold or reserved because of his face, but as you can see in the gif, he’s literal sunshine. He once cried on stage because he was knocked on the head by a camera - but he wasn’t crying because the injury hurt, he was crying because he wasn’t allowed to perform because of it, and he felt like he was disappointing his fans. He also cried during a radio show when asked about his other members - he said every night before he falls asleep, he prays for them and he prays that they all stay together and are successful and happy. And now I’m crying. 

Everyone is in love with him

His dancing resurrected me from the dead, put my children through college, and ended world hunger because damn we are fed when that boy moves. 

Sehun was once invited to Paris for a Louis Vuitton fashion show and became king of France. I’m not kidding. All he did was show up, and there was a huge crowd already there to greet him as if he were royalty, and he was voted best dressed at the show by Vogue. He went to the Louvre, and people were studying and appreciating him, the actual art.  


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by dayafterdae

Ah, little dino bby. He’s iconic for many reasons: 

1) His smile. It curls up at the corners like this :}

2) When he laughs, he literally goes HAHAHAHAHA like wow, amazing, I want this as my ringtone

3) He screams a lot. Nickelodeon once made a show about him called Jongdae: The Last Pterodactyl

4) HIS VOCALS. Un-freaking-believable. He’s the male version of Mariah Carey. 

5) Speaks really good Chinese! (He’s Korean) 

6) An amazing human?? He donates to charity so often and he doesn’t do it for publicity either. He takes good care of the other members too. 

Jongdae, let me put a ring on it. 


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

HERE WE GO. My precious boy :’)

Minseok. The eldest. Also known as the best person to ever exist. Like Kyungsoo, he doesn’t talk much because he’s a shy lil bean, but once he warms up to you, the things that come out of his mouth are so deep and cute and funny and wowow I want ten of him

Is the least likely to cry

Was chubby (and so adorable!!) as a little kid, and now he has a six pack. Because of his weight as a kid though, he has spoken many times about the issue of body shaming and how people’s perceptions of a person shift based on how they look. He once said these words that made my cold, dead heart beat again: “I don’t have an ideal type. If our hearts match well, then she will look pretty to me.” 

Has the strongest arms in EXO. They all arm wrestled and he won and it was the funniest thing ever. 

Is not only an idol, he’s also getting his Ph.D. Dr. Kim. I can’t believe….

Wants to open his own coffee shop, and I don’t drink coffee, but I would chug any dish-water-coffee-grinds-filth that he would serve me because damn I love him. 


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

R00D MOTHERF*CKER. 

The Bias Wrecker. Or just your bias, plain and simple 

Kim Jongin is one of nature’s greatest accomplishments. His gams are the eighth wonder of the world - and he puts them to use when he dances, like please kick me in the face with those omfg 

His laugh. Astounding. Also don’t stand too close when he laughs because he will hit you. It’s just what he does lmao

He’s basically a hip young old man - so hot but so sleepy. He’ll sleep at any given opportunity. 

Very fond of fried chicken. And dogs. But not in terms of eating, for the latter

Learned ballet for ten years and it shows, and I just wANT TO SEE HIM IN A LEOTARD DAMMIT

He has darker skin than the other members which people used to make fun of him for and still do comment on, but he says he loves it and he is proud of his body :’) we are too bby!!


Other random facts

EXO originally had 12 members but 3 left and we’re not going to talk about it okay? okay

- Chen and Xiumin are married best friends. Xiumin actually said in an interview that Chen is “like my wife” 

- Sehun is now officially Lord Oh Sehun of Glencoe, Scotland because his fans are the most Extra and purchased the estate for his birthday :’) 

- Chanyeol once folded one hundred paper cranes for his girlfriend as a gift, but in the middle of doing this, she called him and broke up with him

- Baekhyun can’t cook for shit but at least he’s pretty 

- Kai is dating F(X)’s Krystal 

- Kyungsoo once said to the camera that he is “not pure” 

- Yixing starred in a gay sci-fi movie where he and this other dude have a baby

- Suho is a health nut. Just like how girls always have pads and tampons on them, Suho has multivitamins 


For @the-porcelain-doll-xo because I’m the friend that wants to drag you into hell with me, and I can’t wait for you to get into EXO ahhhhh ily <33

Archie Andrews - not exactly the jealous type

Originally posted by multifandomimagines-17

You looked around the canteen, searching for an empty table. There was an empty spot at the table of Archie Andrews and his friends. You looked around one more time, making sure it really was the only spot, and sat down, three chairs away from their little group. It wasn’t that you didn’t like them, it just sucked that even though you had a crush on Archie for the longest time, he hadn’t even as much as noticed you during the past years. You plugged in your earphones to listen to your favourite song, and grabbed the book you were currently reading. You were so caught up in the story, living between the characters, you hadn’t noticed the people around you leaving. When you finally looked up from your book to sneak a peek at Archie, you realised you were completely alone at the table. You checked your phone and cursed. The first bell had already ringed, and hurried to your next class.

A yawn escaped from your mouth as you walked into the music room at school. You often came here as early as you could, to be surrounded by the instruments, to soak in the presence of music, to enjoy the silence… but most importantly, to use your voice. To play the instruments, to make music, to break the silence. Nearly no one knew you loved to sing, because you never did it in the presence of others. You didn’t really have much friends, not because something was wrong with you or something, but because you’d never met the right person to actually maintain a friendship with.  You sat down behind the piano, and started singing, your fingers softly touching the keys as sweet sounds filled the room. When the door flew open, you jumped, immediately getting quiet and shoving away from the piano. In the doorway stood no one less than Archie Andrews. You swallowed as he stared at you with open mouth.

‘euhm, hey, I didn’t know anyone else would be here this early.’ You said, getting your backpack and walking towards the door, mumbling a quick ‘see ya’ as you passed him.  As soon as you were around the corner, you rubbed your forehead. Great, of course this should happen to me. You thought sceptical. You didn’t know how long you sat there with your back against the wall, but as soon as the halls started to fill up with students, you got up and walked to your locker.

The rest of the week you spent avoiding Archie, even though he’d probably forgotten about the little incident already. When you looked around the canteen on Monday, you found that once again the only spot was at Archie’s table. So you sat down, and went through your regular routine. Earphones in, book open, secluded from reality. Someone next to you coughed awkwardly, but you didn’t really pay attention to it, until the person coughed a second and third time. You paused your music and looked up, and your eyes met his beautiful brown ones. His hand reached up, and he nervously ran his fingers through his iconic red hair.

‘Hey, what are you listening to?’ he asked, pointing to your old-fashioned Discman. You wordlessly opened it, showing him the CD.

‘You like them?’ he asked, raising his eyebrows in surprise.

‘yeah, this is kind of my favourite band.’ You admitted.

‘no way! Mine too! I didn’t know anyone else listened to them.’ His eyes lit up in excitement. ‘Can I sit here?’ he asked, nodding towards the chair next to you.

‘Yeah, sure.’ You said, maintaining your cool, even though you had to struggle to keep yourself from blushing.

‘So, what’s your favourite song of them?’ he asked, flashing you a white teethed smile. You returned his smile, feeling as if your heart was going to explode with excitement.

You and Archie talked a lot the next few days. He’d pick you up from every class and walk you to your next, save a seat for you in the breaks and, at the end of every day, he would walk with you to your bike. So when he leaded you deeper into the school building after your last class on Friday, you were a bit confused. Until he opened the door to the music room. You breathed in deeply, almost smelling the music. A smile spread across your face as you sat down behind the piano. Archie followed and sat next to you, your knees touching. You looked up to him to see he was also smiling.

‘You know that I heard you sing and play the piano the other day, and I was just wondering, if, euhm, if you would maybe make some music with me.’ He looked down at his hands, as if this question was somehow very embarrassing (which it was, for you). You swallowed and looked at the keys of the piano, the snares of the guitar, the sticks of the drum kit… and finally, your eyes met Archie’s. He looked hopeful, almost pleading. You pretended to think about it, even though you knew it’d be impossible to say no anyways.

‘I don’t really sing in front of people…’ you said doubtful.

‘Oh come on, I’ve heard you sing before. Besides, you won’t be singing alone this time.’ He smiled encouraging.

You took a deep breath, closed your eyes, and started to sing the first words of your favourite song.  For a few moments your song was the only source of sound, as Archie was too startled to even remember the lyrics. Then his voice filled the room as well, intertwining with yours, and before you knew it, you were singing in perfect unison, waving the words, creating music. The sound of you two together surprised you, as it sounded as though you were singing together all your lives. When you hit the last note and the room grew silence, you opened your eyes, looking up at Archie, finding his gaze was already focussed on you.

‘That sounded kinda good.’ You grinned.

‘that’s an understatement.’ A voice by the door said. Your eyes found the source of the sound without any trouble. Josie leaned against the door post, the other two pussycats behind her.  She moved her attention to you, raising an eyebrow.

‘I didn’t know you could sing.’ It sounded like a reproach.

You shrugged and looked at your hands, played with the beads on your bracelet.  

‘Don’t shrug like that. You are good, really. Like, performer-level good.’ She smiled sweetly.

You muttered a thank you, still not looking up.

‘Do you guys need to practice?’ Archie’s voice sounded a bit husky. When Josie nodded, he grabbed your elbow, pulling you up and together you walked outside the building. Archie’s eyes sparked when he looked at you.

‘We should totally do that more often!’ he said, excitement dripping through his voice.

You smiled. ‘Totally.’

You were sitting in the library, but you couldn’t focus on the book in front of you. When you heard the chair across from you being pulled back, you looked up, content with the distraction. However, when you saw it was Josie who was now sitting across from you, confusion dominated your expression.

‘Hey y/n, are you busy?’ she asked, glancing at the open book in front of you.

You shook your head, closing the book, and smiled. ‘Hey Josie, what’s up?’

‘Well, we’re kind of in a crisis, and I was hoping you could help me out.’ Everyone knew “we”  meant the pussycats, since they all talked in “we” instead of “I”.

‘Sure, what can I do for you?’

‘Well, as you may know, we have a performance next week, but our guest performer just cancelled.’

Ever since the show was announced, nearly everybody speculated about who the secret guest could be. The curiosity was the driving force of the performance, and if there’d be no unexpected guest, the visitor numbers would seriously shrink.

‘so, we were wondering, if you’d maybe sing a few songs on stage with us, you know, for the sake of the show.’

You swallowed, not knowing if you’d feel comfortable singing for a lot of people. But then you that about the feeling it’d give you, and you figured it wouldn’t really matter that much.

‘sure, that’d be fun.’

‘really?’

‘no need to sound so surprised.’

She returned your smile with a grin. ‘great, can you come with me right now? We have a lot to talk about.

It’d been three days since the performance. When you walked down the hall, everybody would smile at you, say hi to you. The people that never noticed you waved, called your name, started a conversation. It’d been three days since you’d last seen Archie.  When you walked down the hall, you would look around, hoping to see him, to talk to him. But the people that never noticed you walked in your way, calling your name, starting a conversation. When you saw a hint of red, you started to speed up, trying to catch him, but when you came closer, you saw it was just a guy with a red beanie. It wasn’t even close to the color of Archie’s hair. You sighed, your shoulders dropping, and you walked to your class.

That afternoon you finally caught a glimpse of Archie. The real Archie. You quickly walked up to him, grabbing his arm and pulling him in the empty music room. The door slammed shut behind you, and you looked at him, crossing your arms.

‘Do you care to tell me why you’ve been avoiding me lately?’ you said, raising an eyebrow. He looked down at his shoes, not answering. You could swear his cheeks turned slightly pink.

You swallowed when realisation struck you. ‘you aren’t jealous of the performance… are you?’

He jerked his head up, but still didn’t quite look you in the eye. ‘Of course not! I’m not exactly the jealous type.’  He smirked, but it didn’t look very convincing.

You sighed in relieve, and sat down behind the piano once again. And once again he sat next to you. ‘Then why are you mad at me?’

‘I’m not mad at you, it’s just… being around you is kinda hard.’ He looked at his hands, waving and on-waving his fingers together.

‘Why? What did I do?’ a hint of disappointment sounded through your voice. Sadness.

‘It’s not what you did, it’s what I feel. I like you, okay?’ He clenched his fists.

Your jaw dropped, and you quickly closed your mouth again. ‘I like you too.’ It sounded like a whisper.

He looked at you in disbelieve, and slowly brought up his hand, laying it on your cheek. Then he finally, finally, looked you in the eyes, while leaning forward. The corners of his mouth twitched a little. Then your lips met.

smol-grumpy-goo  asked:

If you still wanted to do that writing prompt thing- either 47 and 48 paired together or 49 and 50 paired together with the boyf riends pl e a se

I couldn’t bring myself to write another angst one shot so I made fluff… too much fluff.
Also thank you so much for the prompt! :)

47 - “Kiss me”
48 - “Go on, I dare you”

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Even after the events of last Halloween Jake just had to throw his annual party didn’t he? There was no stopping the boy. His house burns down and all he can think about is getting drunk on a national holiday - though Michael did see some of the appeal given that he did get high quite often. But that’s on his own, in the comfort of his basement where had nothing but the games he played to judge him. At a party, everyone turns into hawks, seeking out their next prey.

Michael had learnt his lesson from last year and there was no way he was going anywhere near Jake’s house that night, let alone inside it with a hundred drunk horny teenagers. Jeremy had tried to convince him that if he just stayed by him all night everything would be fine, but Michael knew Jeremy’s limits and drunk Jeremy was not someone he wanted to be depending on for a whole night. This one time, Jeremy thought it was a good idea to steal a sip of his father’s wine while he was asleep in front of the TV. As much as Michael protested, he did it anyway.

Jeremy ended up chugging the whole bottle.

Regardless, Michael found himself outside the party waiting to help Jeremy get home. His best friend had drunk texted him about an hour ago saying things like “Hey Mlke, yOU th ink Pigeons have feelings.?” and “OmG dude Rich just made out with JAKEholy shit you gotta get ovAR here!!!!”

He had replied to Jeremy a few minutes later telling him to meet him outside but had heard back no response. He really didn’t want to go in there. He really didn’t want to have to go through that all over again, not even for a few seconds. But for Jeremy, he would. He knew that if Jeremy was wasted enough to not reply to his messages, there was no hope for him. And that’s when Michael came in.

Full of regret, he opened Jake’s front door. The sound of karaoke, chugging, sex and laughing immediately hit Michael like a bus and he already wanted to crawl under a table. Good to know Jake was partying right. Restless to get out of there, Michael wormed his way through the crowd of drunk teens until he eventually found Jeremy, Rich, Jake, Brooke, Chloe, Jenna and Christine gathered in a circle in the hallway. Most of them were flat out drunk, Michael noted, except for Christine (the presumably only responsible one there) and Jenna (who wanted to stay on high alert for any gossip to spill the next day). Jeremy was holding an iconic red plastic cup and laughing to himself, cheeks flushed and hair flown back with teenage grease. He looked pretty cute, Michael also noted.

“Michael! Oh thank goodness you’re here,” Christine cried, getting up from the circle and hauling Chloe with her. “I think it’s about time we all head home. Especially… ummm…”

She gestured to Jeremy, who was now being whispered something by Jake. The secret sentence shared between them made Jeremy even more flustered than he already was but nodded and smiled shyly. Michael didn’t really know what was going on and didn’t really care as to what the drunk teenagers were doing. That was, until Jeremy started to lean into Jake-

“OK THATS ENOUGH JEREMY GET UP!” He practically squeaked, yanking Jeremy off the ground before he could touch Jake. He noted the sight pout of Jake’s face until it shifted to a cheeky grin and a wink before turning back to Rich. Jeremy was a giggly mess as he said goodbye to everyone, heavily relying on Michael for support. Christine smiled and waved sweetly as the two left the household and soon it was just him and Jeremy waddling their way down the street towards Michael’s house.

“You really need to control your beer, dude,” Michael tried to break the awkward atmosphere between them, “this can’t happen every time you go to a party.”

Jeremy didn’t seem to be listening. He had a gigantic pout of his face and made a small huff at Michael.

“We were playing truth or dare.” He stated, a little louder than Michael would have wanted for someone who was pressed up against his ear.

“That’s great Jer.”

“Jake gave me a dare and you didn’t let me finish- *hic*- finish it! Now he’s gonna haaaate me Michael.”

His best friend sighed, “no ones gonna hate you for not completing a dare Jeremy.”

“But Miiiichael it was impoooortant!”

The two stumbled into the house and made their way slowly up to Michael’s room. After laying Jeremy down on his bed he sent a quick text to Jeremy’s dad to let him know his son was ok and was going to start getting ready for bed when he felt a hand tank on his hoodie, pulling him back into bed until he was faced with Jeremy climbing onto his lap and staring at him intently. The situation was all too sudden for Michael and, needless to say, his face soon matched the shade of his hoodie.

“JEREMY! What are you doing-”

“Since I couldn’t do it to Jake can I do my- *hic*- dare on you?” He stuttered, gripping to Michael’s shirt in fear of toppling backwards.

“Your… dare?”

“YESSS the dare! The one you wouldn’t let me do you… you meanie!”

Michael couldn’t help but giggle at the sight before him. Jeremy was sitting on Michael’s lap, practically straddling him, trying not to fall backwards out of laughter. His hair was a mess and his face was still bright red from the alcohol in his system. Needless to say, Jeremy wasn’t going to remember any of his in the morning… so what the hell.

“What was the dare?”

“You gotta let me do it fiiiirst.”

Michael sighed, “and why is that?”

“Cause..” Jeremy shifted awkwardly. “You might say no…”

Michael couldn’t help but laugh. He smiled at his friend. “Ok Jer. I promise I won’t back down. Whatever you’ve got for me I can take it! What did Jake say?”

Michael knew exactly what Jake had said before Jeremy even opened his mouth. He saw the look on his face after he had whispered the dare to Jeremy. He knew what he was about to hear.

“Kiss me.”

Michael didn’t need to be told twice.

He grabbed his best friend’s face and smashed their lips together. He didn’t really care that he had no idea what he was doing, the kiss was perfect all the same - even with the clattering teeth and skewed glasses.

Jeremy, however, had other ideas and he scrambled away after a couple of seconds leaving Michael extremely concerned.

“W…what?” He said, worried he had messed everything up. Their friendship, their partnership. Had he been reading it wrong?

Jeremy sat there pouting until he finally spoke: “I was meant to kiss you! That doesn’t count!”

Michael stared at his best friend for a couple of seconds before bursting out laughing, leading to a very flustered Jeremy shouting at him to stop it. He eventually managed to calm himself down enough to look back at Jeremy. And he smiled. Even if Jeremy didn’t remember anything in the morning, it would all be worth it. Just to know that he felt the same, that he was still the same Jeremy he had loved for how many years. Jeremy might not remember, but he would.

With that thought in mind. He swung his arms around his best friend’s neck and leaned in close.

“Go on, I dare you.”

Jeremy didn’t need to be told twice.

Acquaintances to Lovers

Anonymous asked: Hi, I was wondering if you could do a fic in which the reader is like an understudy/swing and has just joined Hamilton. The reader like alternates for Maria Reynolds making like Daveed jealous? Something along the lines of that. I just read your Lin one and loved it so any chance you get to do this one. Thanks x

A/N: So this fic has already been done, so I changed it to reader understudying Angelica. Sorry anon! 

Warnings: Nakedness, cursing, knee touching, crying, 

Word Count: 2474

Pairing: D. Diggs x Reader

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The iconic pink dress hung from a hanger on the rack of your dressing room, sticking out from the other bland clothing like a sore thumb. You were standing on a platform in the middle of the room while waiting for the tailor to come back. You impatiently tapped your foot. It had been almost a full 15 minutes at this point.

A text alert showed up on your phone almost instantaneously.

From: Ben [Costumer]
Hey I’m so sorry, an emergency came up at the warehouse and I needed to attend to it ASAP. We can reschedule or you can show up earlier for your next rehearsal.

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When We Collide (Part 13)

Pairing: Assistant!Y/N/CEO!Luke

Rating: NC-17

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12

Summary: He is the definition of high class smart ass, swimming in Dom Pierre Pérignon champagne and has never seen the shadow of poverty. She is underprivileged, lives in a messy dorm room on sale and struggles working as an assistant after being thrown out of college. But how will they collide when Luke makes Y/N pregnant after a drunkenly one night stand?

When We Collide on Wattpad

“Okay I know by the circumstances that it will most probably be hard but try to act as cool as possible-,”

“Oh my god, is that freaking Jennifer Lawrence?” Nicole blurted out loud with such wide eyes they were ready to pop out, making Luke almost want to smack his head in reaction.

Your eyes widened as well but it was in a mix of surprise, shock and confusion at the same time. The cameras flashing from the paparazzi were so harsh you were sure you would turn blind seconds from now. 

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*Please don’t delete the text or self-promote*

Hi everyone! Kathy (@loyalthy) and I decided to host an awards together and came up with The Coffee Awards!

RULES

  • Reblog this post at least once; likes will be counted as bookmarking
  • Don’t delete the text, add your own, or self-promote on this post

CATEGORIES

  • Best Overall - Latte
  • Best Theme - Macchiato
  • Best Posts - Americano
  • Best URL - Cappuccino
  • Best Icon - Espresso
  • Kathy’s Faves - Mocha
  • Samantha’s Faves - Flat White

PERKS

  • A follow from both of us (if not already)
  • 2 new friends!
  • Promo of your choice up to twice a week
  • Advice/help on anything
  • A spot on the awards page (under construction)

HIGHER CHANCES

  • Reblog this post more than once
  • Talk to us!
  • Follow Kathy’s side blog (@infinithy)
  • Follow Samantha’s side blog (@ocheanly)

OTHER

  • We’ll choose 1 blog for each category, except for our faves (we’ll pick 2-3 each)
  • Banner made by Samantha (@lnfluents)
  • We’re choosing the winners once we’re happy with the notes
  • Message us if you have any questions!
  • If this flops, it never happened
how to deal with anon hate
  • talk abt ur day
  • “what, you egg?” 
  • other shakespeare quotes
  • link to a shitty youtube video
  • a cool picture of a dog
  • sammy the sonic fan’s iconic “you all ruined sonic”
  • a video from this playlist
  • this gif:


  • the knife cat picture
  • the entire bee movie script
  • a random bible quote
  • this gif:


  • a post from this blog
  • “no thanks i’m vegan”

and unless u want them to immediately kno u don’t fuckin care, hide ur link, sayin that you’ve already discussed the issue elsewhere

SO, UH 

YOUSEF TOTALLY KNOWS (OR ALREADY STRONGLY GUESSES) THAT SANA IS INTO HIM 

i’m not sure if someone’s already written about this (if this is common knowledge already, mea culpa, but i was personally shook)

in the iconic le Carrot Peeling scene, we see yousef smiling to himself a LOT– right after he grabs his drink. i thought that this was ALL in reaction to sana handling the peeler, and IT IS- but only the second time around. 

the first time he smiles to himself, he’s noticed the (telling) change in radio stations, i.e. sana’s attempt to reduce the tension by shutting ed sheeran the hell up 

(screencaps below)

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hello lovely peeps, this is the first tumblr awards i’m hosting & since i reached 4k a little while ago i thought it’d be a nice idea to celebrate like this!

r u l e s

  • must be following this nerd
  • reblog this post
  • ends april 12th 
  • there will be 1 winner per category
  • runner ups depend on how many entries there are

c a t e g o r i e s

  • personal faves
  • best desktop theme
  • best mobile theme
  • best posts
  • best creations —  put your creations tag in the tags 
  • best overall
  • best fandom blog
  • best aesthetic blog

p r i z e s

  • winners:
    a follow from me (if not already)
    an icon pack of 10 icons on request
    5 promos on request
    a personal moodboard
    2 edits on request
    my eternal love & friendship
  • runner ups:
    a follow from me (if not already)
    an icon pack of 5 icons on request
    2 promos on request
    a personal moodboard
    1 edits on request
    my eternal love & friendship

good luck & for any questions feel free to shoot me a message xx

hello my lovely darlings! to celebrate (almost) hitting a huge milestone i’ve decided to host my very first tumblr awards!! also to thank you guys for being the most amazing followers in the world. i still don’t understand why so many of you want to follow me??? 💖💖

(a huge thanks to @aeryastark for the gorgeous banner)

how to enter

categories

  • blue sargent award: best url
  • daenerys targaryen award: best icon
  • arya stark award : best mobile theme
  • annabeth chase award: best desktop theme
  • lily evans award: best hp
  • ronan lynch award: best multifandom
  • amy pond award: best creations*
  • will byers award: best newcomer (under 500 followers)**
  • luna lovegood: nicest blogger
  • james potter award: personal faves

prizes

  • follow from me if not already
  • a spot on my updates tab all through may
  • promos upon request. 3 for winners. 1 for runner ups
  • my eternal love and friendship

*pls add your creation tag in tags

**pls submit me a pic of your follower count

anonymous asked:

Do you have any fic recs that have to do with keith/Lance getting captured by the galra? I just read 'this is how you remind me' and I'm looking for more~~ thanks

//SLAMS DOOR OPEN, YES HELLO I’VE MADE YOU WAIT FOR FOREVER AND A HALF THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME here we gooo

Lost Paladins (complete+gen fic) is a fic in which evERYONe is captured by the galra, actually mainly haggar, and is promptly put through mind games of the draw-out-your-deepest-fears/insecurities kind, which they of course get out of!! :-D friendship

anyways, I’d also recommend flicking through the entire series, because there’s a few other fics in there that feature galra capture and/or other species’ animosity leading into capture- this is actually mainly keith whump! Pretty rare, and kinda cool to see

- speaking of the Lost Paladins series though, there’s a lance-centric one that’s been recc’d on this blog already, but hasn’t been noticed all that much–>Sapphire and Scarlet this is entirely unnecessary considering I already recommended scouring the series but I like this one ok leave me alo

Purple Marks and Bleeding Hearts (chaptered+klance; mature for violence) ..wow, I haven’t seen this in forever :,-) it’s incomplete and hasn’t been updated in a while, but if you’d give it a chance it’s inspired off of an (in my opinion) iconic klance comic from The Golden Days! Lance is a sniper/hitman that’s supposed to kill Keith, a ~Galran Prince~, and ends up getting himself captured instead because he takes one look at the guy’s face and falls in love realizes Keith is Different. Rest assured there is hurt aplenty as well B,)

take a chance (oneshot+klance+pining langst)- well, this is a repeat, but hey, Lance is captured by the Galra and it’s well written and I like it a ton so //finger guns onto the next rec

Necessary (chaptered+complete+klance+whump) is of course one of the old legends- I haven’t read it in a while, so I’ll just leave it up to your memories bc I’m sure everyone knows this one already lmao-//shot

and that’s it! :’D happy reading!

my last awards kinda ended in nothing bc I + life suck, so I thought I’d do a shorter one

Rules:

  • mbf yours truly, Novak
  • reblog this (likes are bookmarks)
  • must get 40+ notes
  • ends on Monday 11:59 PM, winners will be announced later that week
  • winner + ½ runner ups, depending on notes

Categories:

  • Best url
  • Best icon
  • Best theme
  • Best original content *
  • Best rising blogger **
  • Best misha/cas
  • Best jensen/dean
  • Best jared/sam
  • Best destiel
  • Best cockles
  • Best overall
  • Kindest blogger

* submit me a link to your original content (tag)
** submit me a screenshot of your follower count, max 500 followers

Winners:

  • a follow from me if not already
  • a spot on my updates tab for the rest of April
  • a 2k+ fic of your choice
  • a gifset and/or icon set 
  • my love and friendship <3

Runner-ups:

  • a follow from me if not already
  • a spot on my updates tab for the rest of April
  • a 2k fic of your choice
  • a gifset or icon set
  • my love and friendship <3
love in a time of social media

love in a time of social media
part one. shance. eventual nc-17.
alternate universe. lance is the king of shitposts and selfies. shiro is an artist who loves his dog and fatalistic humor. somehow, they fall in love.
warning! underage drinking and casual use of marijuana

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They meet online.

Specifically, they meet on tumblr. Shiro is an artist of middling popularity and Lance is a shitposter of the highest caliber. Shiro follows Lance months before Lance follows him; indeed, Lance is unaware of Shiro’s work until Shiro @’s him in a small comic.

‘I couldn’t resist,’ Shiro types below the image. 'Thank you for the inspiration, @lances-a-lot.’

Shiro—@white_iron—has a simple art style and a sharp sense of humor that makes Lance laugh out loud. He reblogs the comic, telling his followers to check it out, and proceeds to creep on Shiro’s blog. Lance’s first stop is Shiro’s small about section.

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Editing Manga Icons for Skintone: A Guide

Well, as long as I’m in the process of editing these icons, I might as well throw a tutorial together for anyone who might need it.

As you’ve probably noticed, there are very few manga faceclaims out there with darker skin colors, which seriously limits FC options for some muses, since not everyone is comfortable with live faceclaims or can draw their own. SO, here’s a simple guide for how I edit my icons

I’ve found this method is easier with icons that are already cropped & resized, so it’s probably in your best interest to make the icons before editing. It’s pretty quick (even if you’re like me and use a crappy laptop trackpad); editing one icon usually takes under 1 min. once you know what you’re doing. 

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About tonight’s Gotham;

That was it? Why did it go so fast? Why isn’t it next Monday already? 

THEY’RE A FAMILY. A F A M I L Y and I hope they fucking stay that way.

Selina getting Michelle Pfeiffer’d out the window? Iconic.

Nygma reaching his full extra potential? Iconic.

Fries already mastering Mr. Freeze from the animated series dadjokes? Iconic.

This half of the season is more than making up for the way the first half dragged. 

Spring Days Theory (Part I)

Edit: Part II is up now!

It’s been a wild ride in the past few hours as I have watched the mv about 5 times trying to figure out what the storyline is. However, I have come to a (shaky) conclusion! This will be kind of abstract and more conceptual than anything, but it does have evidence in the mv.

First of all, this is going to contradict my original theory about Jimin committing suicide. Jimin still is special in this mv, but he probably doesn’t die. Yay!

The main gist of this mv is the theme of growing up. In the mv, every member is shown growing up in some way–except Jin (but we’ll get to him later)! Let me explain:

When I say growing up, I don’t mean that in the literal sense: I mean that each member is shown either struggling in some way (which leads to growth), getting on the train away from Omelas, or using a symbol of growth.

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Hello lovelies! Sarah and I decided to host an award together! We are absolutely adore and rave about lush products so we present the Lush Bath Bomb Awards! We are both really hyped up about this so let’s begin! 

R U L E S 

mbf fhlyless (me) & bhloom (Sarah) 

reblog this post, likes only count as bookmarking! 

please don’t self promote or delete text

C A T E G O R I E S

♡ best url - Golden Egg 

♡ best icon - Love Struck 

♡ best theme - Stardust 

♡ Best posts  - Golden Wonder 

♡ nicest blogger -  Rose Bombshell 

♡ best overall - Shoots For The Star 

♡ Under 5k - Twilight 

♡ Carrie’s Favourite - Intergalactic 

♡ Sarah’ Favourite - Sakura

P E R K S

 many queues 

follower gain++

a follow from us if not already

2 new friends! :)

♡ promo to +10k at your request (2x a week)

Much, much more!

H I G H E R  C H A N C E S

talk to us! we don’t bite

be active, have a clean blog 

reblog this post 123456 times

♡ join Sarah’s awards  

follow Sarah’s instagram: dhreamly (message your username for a followback)

♡ follow Carrie’s side blog here & here

♡ join Carrie’s Runway Squad network here

E X T R A 

♡ banner made by Sarah (bhloom)

♡ we would be choosing the winners once we are happy with the notes

Good luck & happy reblogging xoxo- Carrie & Sarah