icing swirl

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yummy!

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Have you tried Ben & Jerry’s new Oat of this Swirled? Buttery brown sugar ice cream with fudge flakes & oatmeal cinnamon cookie swirls makes this flavor astronomical. Find it in a freezer near you!

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q: have you ever watched georgetown cupcake?

“bisexuals can’t choose”

You’re right! This is why all bisexuals also:

  • have both a cat and a dog
  • mix pepsi and coke together in the same glass
  • wear pants under their skirts
  • always “dare you to tell the truth” at sleepovers 
  • all have the Bisexual Haircut™
  • subsist entirely on pizza-burgers, ice-cream-cake, turducken, etc.
  • and for that matter, only eat Chocolate-Vanilla-Swirl ice cream
  • sleep with the blankets on exactly half of their bodies
  • can’t go to sporting events because they’ll just cheer for both teams
  • only own sleeveless jackets
  • think the movie was just as good as the book
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ask some questions about slime in the comments! i’ll answer as many as i can.

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loaded with nutella!! as you can obviously tell. naughtyfork on ig.