Imagine Tony going up and hanging with the Guardians for a while after Civil War and during his stay, he picks up a few of their,, like,, unusual alien mannerisms and stuff and so Rhodey and Peter are Super Freaked Out when he gets back home and starts greeting them by touching their noses and then sliding it up across their head like he was shown how to do on a planet he stayed at for a month, or how he had to be reminded that yes Tony you can eat your food warm that is how we do it on Earth remember, because for the past few weeks him and the guardians had had to eat their food icy cold.

And Tony can’t even be annoyed because holy fuck he’s literally been on other planets and overcome his worst fears and made some brilliant new friends and he’s just too fucking happy to care that he accidentally slapped Rhodey across the face in greeting yesterday because that’s just what you do on Morag, damn it, I’m sorry Rhodey-Bear please don’t hit me back your punches hurt-


Cassian saw Han leading Leia away and decided it was time to go. The general seemed to think so too, handing him a hard drive containing alliance intel and clearing him to get off world as fast as possible. His mission was to keep it safe until they could rendezvous. He called Kay to secure a swift getaway before sprinting down the hall. He practically skidded into the room where Bodhi was usually stationed  relieved that he was still there and not lost in the chaos.
“We’ve gotta get out of here!” he yelled frantically as icy rubble fell down around them, motioning at the pilot to come with him.
“I definitely agree,” Bodhi said with little humor.
Cassian grabbed his hand and pulled him along into the long and shaky corridor hoping none of the tunnels would collapse before they could reach the exit. Cassian could tell Bodhi was panicked by the attack. His features were drawn and his breath came quicker than it should. He kept moving though and that was all that mattered for now. When the reached the outside they could finally breath for a moment. Cassian pulled them both down just outside of the hangar. They watched the battle unfold hoping Kay wasn’t caught in the escalating fight and that he would extract them soon.

22# & 23#

Madame les étoiles ?
Des fois cette fille prie pour moi, elle vous chuchote des secrets, des mantras, mais cette fois c'est moi qui vais prier pour elle, moi le fantôme, moi le décédé, moi l'oublié.
Madame les étoiles, j'aimerai tout d'abord vous remercier, de continuer de l'écouter. Merci cent fois.
Madame les étoiles ? Vous prenez soin d'elle hein ? J'suis plus vraiment là pour veiller sur elle, je peux pas la rassurer, ni faire de signe, pourtant j'aimerai tellement qu'elle m'entende. Elle me manque, peut être tout autant que je lui manque.
C'est pas drôle la mort, c'est vide, c'est blanc, souvent noir, c'est pas terrible. Je ne vois aucune couleur, je perçois le monde un peu flouté, j'sais plus trop où j'me trouve. Ça fait longtemps que j'ère ici.
Madame les étoiles, veillez sur elle, je ne veux pas qu'elle me rejoigne. Je veux être le vent qui frôle son visage, le soleil qu'elle aime tant. Je veux être cet enfant qui lui sourit dans le métro. Et puis ces fleurs qui poussent en pleine ville. Je voudrai être la nuit qui brille tout autour d'elle. Je voudrai… Je voudrai être là pour elle.
Madame les étoiles ? J'ai pas fait exprès d'être ici. J'lui avais promis que je serai toujours là quoiqu'il arrive, et pourtant… On ne peut pas promettre des choses pareilles… 
Madame les étoiles ? Envoyez lui de l'espoir, de la rage de vaincre, envoyez lui des jolis signes, je veux qu'elle soit heureuse d'être en vie. Je veux qu'elle profite de la vie pour deux. Je serai heureux si elle vit sa vie à fond.
Madame les étoiles ? Protégez là, je vous en prie. 

anonymous asked:

Cunilingus (ce mot est normal (je connais quelqu'un qui pense que c'est le nom d'un nuage))

Ahah c'est pas un cunnilingus mais un cumulonimbus…

Je l'ai déjà dit ici, mais une fois j'ai fait le signe du cunni par accident à ma mère…. J'avoue ne pas savoir comment je me suis débrouillée et je crois qu'elle n'a pas pigé mais j'avais envie de me mettre des coups de knout après.

Let me tell you a story that melted my cold child hating heart

Today at work a little boy came in dressed as Kylo Ren with his family to see Rogue One. The family is going about their business purchasing tickets and concessions, filling their drinks and buttering their popcorn, and I’m just standing in the corner watching this tiny dark side loving little boy. Two of my employees were like “but.. Kylo isn’t even in this movie” and I almost smacked them because who cares. I mean, I’m wearing my BB-8 earrings all weekend so back off. Then it’s finally time for the kid to approach and he whispers something to his dad before handing us the tickets. “Go ahead and tell them,” the dad says. Tiny Kylo: “I’m here to see Darth Vader, my grandpa.” And then I died because that was a level of child cuteness I had never encountered before. I almost cried in front of all my employees, but none of them seemed as moved by this encounter so I held my shit together.

I sincerely hope he enjoyed the movie.

Dating Jason Todd Headcanons

Dating Jason Todd/Red Hood would include:

> As his s/o, Jason has let you see his scars and opened up about his past so he trusts you. A lot. You have just sat there tracing them but as soon as your expression contorts into one of worry, Jason has ceased your hand and brought it to his lips with a reassuring smile. Litters kisses all over you in order to cheer you up whilst reminding you that’s he’s okay as long as he has you in his life.

> Take aways at like 3am, even if you’re not awake he’ll save some for you in case you want it later that day. However if you are up then he’s definitely up for eating with you and asking about your day.

> You’ve got this strange power over him and he’d just do anything for you if you play your cards right.
“Jay, please?”
“Come on Red.”
“(Y/n), no.”
“But baby I need you.”

> Getting along well with the majority of his family, Dick is freaking estactic that ‘little bird’ has gotten a partner.

> You’re basically immune to blood and gore now, it’s gotten to the point where it doesn’t even phase you anymore. Jason hopping in with a gaping cut across his torso or even a bullet wound?
“Ok, take off your gear I’ll be back in a minute.” In your calmest tone, your expression doesn’t even falter as he’s dripping blood over the floor.
“Jason?! What did you do, (y/n) used to be so innocent!”
“Shut up Tim.”

> Stitching him up accompanied by these loving gazes from him because he doesn’t deserve you. If he’s lost a lot of blood you’re in for some pick up lines or literature puns and it’s just exhausting but entertaining.
“Babe, I love you. I know I don’t say it but I do?”
“Jay, you’ve lost quite a bit of blood.”
“Yeah but I still love you, we’re like Romeo and Juliet.”
“Yeah. Um - they both died Jay.”
“Well we’re half way there.”

> Actually having to kiss him as a distraction so you could pull out a knife this one time - he seriously didn’t want you to touch it.
Calling you a bitch immediately after screaming.
Jason apologising straight away but you still had to make it up to him.

> Being there after his nightmares, to be honest just seeing you can calm him down a little but he has to touch you in some way to make sure you’re actually there whether it’s intimate or not. You’re still with him, and you’re safe.

> Low-key believes you deserve much better than someone like him, he’s killed people and he has told you this along with the fact that he’s the Red Hood. Better you found out from him on his terms rather than later down the line.

> After everything’s he’s been through, his emotions can be all over the place and sometimes it’s difficult to deal with them so he decides to avoid for a bit on some occasions in order to get himself together-ish.

> Willing to leave you if you ever want to end things, seriously one word and he’s gone. It’ll kill him and he’d be broken for a while because you are his everything - but he wants what is best for you. Constantly reassuring himself that it’s safer this way as a coping mechanism if you do break up.

> Telling him that he was your favourite Robin, using the ‘first the worst, second the best’ saying, much to his amusement. Dick is not impressed.

> Jason smelling like a combination of gun powder and cigarettes, you’ve grown accustom to it now.

> Letting you borrow his leather jackets and loving when you wear them. It just reminds him that you’re his s/o.

> He does these sweet romantic gestures but plays them off like it’s nothing.
“Aw, Jay thank you they’re my favourites.”
“(Y/n) it’s nothing, calm down.” Trying to keep his attention on the book his reading, following his nonchalant reply.
Then you’re kissing him and he cannot resist you so the book is long forgotten.

> The Bat Family contacting you as a way of checking up on Jason, often covering for him when they call as well.
“Oh you want to talk to Jay?”
Jason showing a middle finger in the background and you instantly know what that means.
“Yeah he’s not here right now, as far as I know he is still in one piece and doing alright…”
Your boyfriend giving you a thumbs up in response with a thankful smirk on his face.

> Can get jealous on some occasions, he is willing to punch someone for you. No problems there. Jason is intimidating enough as it is so as soon as he’s kissed you people kinda know to back off.
So help any thugs that mess with the Red Hood’s s/o, they’re in for some painful times.

> Meeting Kori and Roy, but almost taking the archer out with a baseball bat when he came over to steal some food from Jason’s apartment. Jason had to catch the bat and explain that this is a regular occurrence, Roy is his annoying best friend accomplice out on the streets. Had to fully explain that Roy was actually pretty awesome when the redhead was out of earshot.

> Playing with his white streak and assuring him it’s pretty badass.

> Being able to match his sarcasm on some occasions and you’re just a formidable team. The Batfam know they can’t win.

> Play fighting, Jason probably lets you win on most occasions, but if not it might end in a make out session.

> I like the idea that Jason can actually cook via learning a few things from Alfred, after living on the streets he thought it’d be useful for the future. So if Jason is in a particularly ‘good’ mood, he’ll cook for you and it tastes amazing. The first time it happens, you don’t believe he did it himself - Roy and Kori had to back him up.
It’s a very rare occurrence but if it’s a special event or you just need cheering up then you can bet he’ll cook for you.

> Long sensual kisses every time he leaves for patrol, at least if he doesn’t come back (‘unlikely’ according to Jason) he’s demonstrated how much he loves in that kiss.

> “I’ve died, been through Hell, brought Hell and after all the shit I’ve done I never thought I’d be in Heaven.”
“Jay, what are you -”
“Being here with you, heck just kissing you. That’s pure bliss - that’s my Heaven.”