if the nordics had tumblr blogs

aph iceland: shitposts, memes, hipster stuff, shipping

aph denmark: VINES OF PEOPLE DOING CRAZY SHIT, SETTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE, clips from the lego movie, sneaky pictures of iceland and norway he took when they weren’t looking


aph finland: cute animals, funny posts, sweet couples, guns guns guns blood horror movie clips fighting techniques sniper rifles, bunny rabbits (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

aph sweden: furniture smut

Which of the 2p!Nordics should you drink with?
  • 2p!Denmark: Drunk Mikkel is kinda like Russia, he's really giggly and sweet, but he has murder in his eyes I swear. Do not go drinking with him.
  • 2p!Norway: He seems fine like he can totally hold his liquor well yeah, you're wrong. Prepare to run when he tries to set you and the entire bar on fire. Don't go drinking with Loki.
  • 2p!Iceland: What the hell is wrong with you why would you get a kid drunk shame on you. Don't go drinking with Egill.
  • 2p!Finland: He's gonna make so many bad jokes oh my god. Go drinking with him, please.
  • 2p!Sweden: Things are gonna get more emotional than usual be prepared. Don't drink with him unless you want a laughing/crying mess on your hands.

Name: Foejoe
Nickname: Foe, Joe, oh no, hi
Birth month: March
Height: 5′3″
Ethnicity: Me: “I’m German.” Waiter: “No you’re not. I can see it in your eyes. ;) “ - Central Europe to West Asia cocktail.

Orientation: glowsexual; also ace
Favorite fruit: all the berries
Favorite Season: Fall
Favorite Books: Sebastian Fitzek
Favorite Flower: orchids
Favorite scent: moringa
Favorite animal: kitties
Favorite Beverages: green tea latte, tea!!!!!!!  aaah
Average hours of sleep: 8 u_u
Favorite fictional characters: Saitama, Genos, Fubuki, Thor, Loki,
Number of blankets you sleep with: 2
Dream trip: Finland, Iceland, London
Blog Created: four or five years ago!
Number of followers: Dae and my mom
Tagged by: @guardiandae
Tagging: @ohfuckthisshit and anyone who read it!


Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 people
(those aren’t even twenty questions lmao)

Tagged by @kyuwonnn thank you ♥

Name: -
Nickname: Vinu
Zodiac Sign:
Height: 1,68cm
Ethnicity: German
Orientation: Jude Law
Favourite Fruit(s): ew fruits
Favourite Season: autumn
Favourite Book(s): The Hound Of The Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,The Night Of Wishes by Michael Ende
Favourite Flower(s): ew flowers
Favourite Animal(s): dogs, bears, harpy eagles, wolves, orcas, literally everything that isn’t a spider or tick
Favourite Beverage: Coke/Pepsi
Average Hours of Sleep: about 4
Favourite Fictional Character: Lenny Belardo & Dr. John H. Watson
Dream Trip: Iceland again
Blog Created: January 2011
Number of Followers: 3900+

I tag @aworldyoulongtosee, @allmenmustcry, @anelementofsurprise, @nitefise-art, @svladirk, @themongooseiwant and @cinemmary

20 Questions

20 Questions Tag

I was tagged by the @sapphiresassenach and @thatlasstho (such sweet lasses for thinking of moi)

Rules: Answer 20 questions and tag 20 amazing people you’d like to get to know better.

Name: A girl has no name

Nickname: I have many…My dad still calls me Punky Brewster

Birth Month: June

Height: 5′5

Ethnicity: American (Irish and Italian ancestry) 

Orientation: Straight, but love always wins :)

Favorite Fruit: Any berries :)

Favorite Season: Winter

Favorite Book(s): Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban; Marie Anotinette: the Journey  

Favorite Flowers: Garden roses and hydrangea 

Favorite Scent: Amazing Grace by Philosophy

Favorite Animal: Dog

Favorite Beverage: Perrier - grapefruit

Average Hours of Sleep: 5 to 7

Favorite Fictional Characters: Hermione Granger, Violet Crawley, Walter White…any many more… 

Number of Blankets You Sleep With: One fluffy down comforter.

Dream Trip: Scotland, Ireland, Australia, Iceland

Blog Created: Stalked for a while, but September 2016 officially

Number of Followers: not many like 166???

Tag 20 people:

I tagged a lot more than 20 people, and the formatting got really crazy. I didn’t want to leave anyone one so I am sorry if I did; I would like everyone who participates here to do this fun game :)

@whforreal @superaloyavanza @classykdlady @supersekritsuzie @jennykisssedme @whylimewhyanything @adhara112 @contemplatingoutlander @aliceinoutlanerland @theoriginalfnmillennial 

@ladyclaireypairey @thelilydale @faa208 @villadebrewski @everysoonceinawhile@everysoonceinawhile @pluez @alittlebitmasss

@noshippingallowed @foldingstars295 @carrieg425 @goldenoutlander @cmhoughton @fourseasonsinoneday @mackenzielass4ever @phidiaspickle

@prodigiousreblogger @bestof60 @canuck-sassenach @loverofbrownsugar @melly9197 @beas-knees @justjoan213 @unadulteratedreality @breezylouisey @whoreallyknowswho @saxlady @trulyprincesspenelope @pdxblonde @ilovesamheughan @kittencinnamonbun @petiteperioddramabuff @lamo1000 @letsspt94me @itsonlymeandiamnoone

@samheughanandcats @vividdreamer318 @cabochonruby

answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better

i was tagged by yung @kzkage
name: danielle
nicknames: dani, deanie, red
zodiac sign: virgo
orientation: wet noodle
nationality: (un)american
favorite fruit: blueberries & kiwis
favorite season: autumn
favorite book: riley jensen series
favorite flower: stupid fuckin roses
favorite scent: angel perfume
favorite color: all shades of blue
favorite animal: european pine marten
coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: coffee
average sleep hours: 5
cat or dog person: puppers
favorite fictional character: ashitaka from princess mononoke
number of blankets you sleep with: 4
dream trip: idk man i really wanna go to fxckin iceland tho
blog created: sometime last year
number of followers: just under 200
follow these blogs!!!: @hisokage @azawraths
@okaysori @talim @jiinsang

i tag: anyone who wanna do it

rules | answer the 20 questions and tag 20 amazing followers you’d like to get to know better!

name: Candice
nicknames: Candy, I guess.
zodiac sign: Sagittarius
height: 5′3″
orientation: Demi-grey asexual
nationality: A mutt, but mostly Northern European with a smidge of Mongolian.
favorite fruit: Strawberries!
favorite season: Fall, for sure.
favorite book: Too many! Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland? 
favorite flower: Cliche, but roses.
favorite scent: Woodsmoke.
favorite color: Deep purple.
favorite animal: Ravens or vultures, I think.
coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Tea.
average sleep hours: 5 to 10, depending.
cat or dog person: Both!
favorite fictional character: Hmmm….Jack Skellington or Edward Scissorhands to just name two off the top of my head. 
number of blankets you sleep with: 1 to 3 depending on the season.
dream trip: Lots of places, too many to name. But top places are Iceland and Mongolia.
blog created: About 3 years ago, I think?
number of followers: After clearing out the porn-bots, 725. Wow. :D

Thank you @missanthropypurr for tagging me!

Everyone that wants to participate can, but @bakerstreetshelves @matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll @twofingerswhiskey @prismdiscord @galexy-astra @splinterfix @acertaintimeacertainplace @abnegationasfuck @whiteash6 @starshaped-rubbish @deathzombi @ballard435 @scistarborne @cronenblergh @frenchandroidfromsouthamerica @sirbee @mytamesirens @deadghoulehtt

@mojave-wasteland-official @sapper-in-the-wire


[God Save the Queen plays softly in background]


He can be a gentleman 


Oh yess~ There’s a few I wouldn’t mind~


There might possibly be one or a few others, but that is the one that is probably most prevalent…






I guess some are more manageable than others. 


Tag thing-y

Tag 20 followers you wanna know better!
I was tagged by @mayonesaconlimon & @chibi-masshuu (thanks for the tag lol)

Name: max

Nickname: potato

Gender: male(trash one)

Height: 5'5" :)

Star sign: libra,the indesicive and unpopular one

Sexuality: gay,pretty much

Hogwart house: huffle-flippin-puff

Favorite color: black,white, and grey

Favorite animal: polar bears!

Time right now: 7:59 pm

Cat or dog person: BOTH :3

Number of blankets: 1,depends on the weather

Favorite singer/band: p!atd,caravan palace,parov stellar,real big fish,IVFK,jacob collier,and so on.

Dream trip: london,rome,spain, and iceland

Dream job: writter

Blog creation date: idk,long time ago

Number of followers: doesn’t matter,i’m still trash 😂

Why did i make this blog? Memes pretty much lol :p

Why did i pick this URL? Idk,cuz i’m so bad at picking urls and nicknames?

Here’s come the train!:
@themagicisalive @juiceboxagk @macaroni-taco @colorfulhassle @lord-of-mudora @megacosms @dark-potatoh @bigtunasandwich @kosmil3 @latenightgaymer @realityxdead @t-clairevirus @thegrandfrig @chipotlebottom @norrell54 @thenamesjavii @halo-ofthesun @caelvm133 @buttplugger6969 @hawks-man @thegaydepression