Cafe Asks ☕️

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love?
Flat White : Coffee or Tea?
Cappuccino : What’s your middle name?
Mocha : Dream Job?
Pumpkin Spice : Dream car?
Jasmine Tea : If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
Old English : You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you?
Iced Chocolate : Do you have a crush on someone?
Caramel Frappe : Favorite video game?
Iced Lemon Tea : Favorite song/band?
Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days?
Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person?
Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take?
Green Tea : How tall are you?
Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?
Mint Tea : How do you relax?
Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games?
Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book?
Italian Soda : Describe your dream date
Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a person
Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine?
Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss
Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?

what to expect when you and tom are expecting

Part 5 of the White Dress series

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

  • you are so happy when the test is positive and tom is away filming his new film so you hop on a plane as soon as possible and surprise him at his set 
  • he’s so haPPY to see you, he picks you up and spins you and kisses you
  • you don’t tell him right away, you wait until you go to dinner that night
  • “could i interest either of you in one of our specialty drinks?” the waiter asks you and tom shakes his head “we’ll just have a glass each of chardonnay please.” he always orders your drink for you. “a-actually i’ll just have an iced tea with lemon, thanks.”
  • “is everything okay love? you usually have a drink with dinner…”
  • “well, i just found out some very important news that-”
  • “yOU’RE KIDDING?! darling don’t be joking with me right now!”
  • “having a child is hardly something to joke about thomas.”
  • he gets sO excited and kisses you so much and he can’t stop smiling bc he’s going to be a dad!!!
  • “we should do one of those cute reveals for our families, you know what i’m talking about?”
  • you guys visit tom’s family in london a week later and you bring his parents gifts. they’re so excited to see you and are really surprised when you have gifts for them. you tell them to open them at the same time.
  • they’re matching tea cups that say “world’s greatest nana” and “world’s greatest grandpa” on them
  • it takes a minute for it to sink in but when they get it tHEY SCREAM THEY’re almost as haPpy as tom!
  • let’s not forget when you tell hARRISON. you invite him over to your house and the lights are dimmed and tom’s sitting in a huge leather chair on the opposite side of the wooden desk.
  • harrison is so confused bc tom has tessa on his lap and he’s caressing her and you’re sat on the couch in the corner of the room that he didn’t know you had.
  • “please have a seat.” tom says in a fake raspy voice, he has two cotton balls in his mouth.
  • “what is going on here? i feel like i’m about to be executed or something.”
  • “listen, harrison,” tom puts tessa on the ground and walks over to lean on the desk in front of harrison, “i’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse” harrison knows where this line is from, everyone has seen the godfather, but he has no idea why tom is doing this. “we want you, to be the godfather to our child, who should be around in about 8 months.”
  • you can’t help but smile when harrison jumps from his chair yelling “WHAT?! yOU GUYS ARE- oh my god no way!!! yes oF course i’ll be godfather are you crazy bro!” he pulls tom in for a huge hug and you can’t stop smiling bc you live for this bromance
  • you wait three months and decide to get a 3-d ultrasound to determine the baby’s sex early bc you and tom are dying to know and tom’s been keeping this secret from the media for long enough you told him that once you found out the sex of the baby he could tell the world 
  • he may or may not have researched a bunch to see how you could determine it early.
  • he holds your hand the whole time and you are so nervous, yet really excited.
  • its a bOY and tom is super happy and so are you and he just kisses you really softly and takes a picture of the screen he’s so excited for everyone to see him, the beautiful boy you created.
  • “what if we named him peter tony holland. before you get angry, hear me out, nobody will know we’re naming him after peter parker and tony stark. and besides peter is an adorable name, like peter rabbit, peter pan, peter parker, all lovable characters.”
  • “tom we’re not naming him after spider man and iron man.”
  • you post on your social media before tom is able to bc he’s driving you home.
  • you post a baby picture of tom and caption it “hope he ends up looking just like you ❤️”” and eVeryone gOES NUTS  
  • tom posts the picture from the ultrasound and captions it “like this post if you agree that his name should be peter tony holland”
  • you comment back “i would quicker name him rumpelstiltskin harrison holland before peter tony holland thanks”
  • robert comments “you promised to name your first born child after me remember thomas?”
  • “you promised him what?!” you yell at tom in disbelief
  • “i thought he’d forget about it, but i mean it was for good reason!”
  • “and what would that be?”
  • “i didn’t want him to tell anyone that he uh, he caught um,” then he mumbled incoherently
  • “he what tom?“ 
  • “he caught me taking a dick pic okay?!” he blurted out, “i freaked out and i may have said ‘please robert don’t say anything i’ll do anything! i’ll name my first born after you!’ and it was so in the moment i didn’t think about what would happen when we actually had kids." 
  • you end up talking to robert and you agree that your kid’s middle name should be robert, because when he comes over it’ll be hard to differentiate the two of them. (robert didn’t understand your reasons but went with it anyway bc he doesn’t like to admit it but he would do anything for you and tom) 
  • omg yOu catch him looking at kids rooms online
  • anD if you think your son ain’t gonna have a spider man room you’re wrong 
  • he take things from the set and puts it in his room 
  • you guys take a lamaze class bc tom wants to be rlly prepared 
  • you and tom search extensively for a good name for your boy, tom is stuck on peter, but you won’t have it 
  • "what about matthew?” tom asks one day 
  • “matthew robert holland…” you trail off and smile at him 
  • “i love it” you both say at the same time 
  • tom is always by your side no matter what and never lets you lift a finger, he’s so quick to help you off the couch or out of your clothes
  • he goes grocery shopping for you bc your shoes are too tight from your feet being so swollen. 
  • every time he hears you say “ooh” he rushes to your side to see if you’re okay, it’s usually just a kick but he wants to make sure. 
  • your little boy is late, it’s been two weeks since your due date but you still won’t pop, and you refuse to medically induce labor, so you try a bunch of home remedies but none of them work. 
  • “i read once that sex induces labor…” tom says one day, looking at you out of the corner of his eye while you sit on the couch. 
  • “help me up.” you say and he smiles and let’s just say the next morning your water broke 
  • tOM was freaking out and rushing to get everything into the car even though you already had a bag packed for the hospital. you were panting, contractions happening closer and closer together, tom called everyone from his car, his parents, your mom, harrison, robert, jacob, zendaya, chris, anthony, sebastian, everyone.
  • when you got to the hospital you got into your private room and people started piling in to congratulate you and you tried to smile through the pain of the contractions.
  • you are in active labor for hOURs and you keep asking the doctor how much longer, she reassures you that you should be starting your transition phase shortly 
  • your contractions are getting closer and closer and growing more intense, you yell at tom bc he got you into this mess and he’s just saying how good you’re doing and how wonderful you are.
  • “darling, you’re doing great, i love you so much.”
  • “okay it’s time to start pushing! can we just get dad in here, you all can wait in the lobby.” the doctor says as tom smiles widely at you, he pats you with the towel bc you’re sweating like crazy!
  • “ready, darling?” tom smiles and holds your hand, trying to keep you calm, he kisses your forehead softly and you give him a weak smile. 
  • two hours of pushing later, you hear your baby boy cry and you can’t help but cry, tom kisses you softly and he’s crying too.
  • “you did so great, love.”
  • “dad, do you want to come and cut the umbilical cord?” and tOm iS sO excited. he’s pretty much sobbing bc his little boy is laying on the counter and tom touches his hand and his baby grabs his finger as tight as he can, and now tom’s even mOre of a meSs.
  • after they clean him up they put him in your arms and tom looks at you both with the most love in the world and he’s just thinking about how he’d do anything to protect the two of you. 
  • “so how about another? a girl this time?” he just laughs little did you know a year and a half later all of this would happen again with a baby girl.
  • harrison is the first person other than you two to see him, they’re looking at the baby through the glass. “wow, man, you did that, you made that.”
  • “i know, it’s incredible”

honey jars full of sunlight,
vines that wrap the walls.
summer days, half-naked,
plastered to hardwood floors.

willow trees and giant oaks.
strawberries and peaches.
freckles and whiskey eyes,
kissed by noon sun.

iced tea with lemon,
novels in the garden.
sun-bright smiles,
as wind disturbed pages.

bright golden hours,
sunrise through the window.
a china cup of tea,
held by sun-soft hands.


Imagine finding Chris’ dog. 

A/N: Just a cute little one shot for you. :D

You found yourself taking a short cut through the dog park instead of taking your usual route after you finished your lunch shift at the bistro you were doing part-time at. You usually took the longer route as it was your form of getting some exercise in, just in case you were too tired or lazy to complete your daily workout routine. That and you didn’t like walking through that park, you saw too many people with cute puppies which reminded you of the fact that you didn’t have one of your own. But it was for the best, you were far too busy between school and work to actually care for one, perhaps when you were older and had a significant other to help with the load.

You always listened to music when you walked; you scrolled through your playlist while you strolled down the footpath, using your peripheral vision to avoid bumping into things and people. You stopped when you caught a dog staring at you in your sideline, who started barking with an excited wag of its tail to capture your full attention. You pulled out your headphones and smiled at the dog, who oddly looked a lot like a dog you knew. You descended to your knees in front of the pup and patted its nudging head while you tried to figure out why you found the handsome boy so familiar; it took you no less than five seconds.

“I know you,” you grinned as you looked around for his owner, “you’re Dodger. Oh my God,” you breathed, scratching his head. “Your dad is Chris Evans,” you whispered to him like he didn’t already know. “Do you know I love you as much as I love him?” You quizzed then cooed at him, “you’re so cute! Dodger, stop,” you laughed when he relentlessly licked your face.

“Dodger!” You heard Chris’ voice and your breath hitched in your throat; you looked up and you thought you felt your heart stop beating. “Come here right now!” He pointed at the ground next to him and Dodger padded over, his tail still wagging excitedly. “I am so sorry,” he apologized to you and you shook your head, smiling as you rose to your feet. “I let him off his leash for a second and he was off. He must’ve seen a pretty-” he cut himself off, chuckling. “There is no way I can sound good right now, considering my dog just attacked your face.”

“No, it’s fine,” you chuckled. “He wasn’t attacking my face, he was just giving me some very sweet kisses. Weren’t you, bud?” You winked at Dodger, who barked in response. “It’s fine, Chris, um- I’m a huge fan so- I’m very flattered that your dog likes me.” You told him and he laughed, making you laugh. “You were right when you said he’s a real sweetheart.”

Chris gave Dodger’s head a good scratch as he leashed him back up, trying not to smile too widely at the fact that his plan worked. He’d seen you across the park and recognized you as the pretty girl who worked at Mario’s Bistro. He also noticed that you usually walked past and not through the dog park, which was why when he saw you today- he took ahold of the opportunity and thought he’d pick you up with the best way a guy knew how; with a cute dog. While he knew you avoided the park, he could tell you liked dogs from the way you’d smile at the dogs running around in the park every time you walked past. He didn’t know why you didn’t walk through more often, but he was glad you did today.

“Can I get you a cup of coffee to apologize for Dodger?”

“Oh, no,” you chuckled as you descended back down on your knees to pat Dodger. “You’ve got nothing to apologize for,” you told him; Chris chuckled softly when he realized you were a bigger fan of Dodger than you were of him. “He’s so cute, I could just take him home.”

“You could take us both home,” you thought you heard him mumble under his breath and you bit back your smile as you blushed. “Let me buy you a cup of coffee anyway, or tea- if you’re not a coffee person.” You got back on your feet, chuckling at his persistence. “There’s a dog friendly café, just down the road with the best iced lemon tea. We were going there anyway and I think-” he glanced down at Dodger who was nudging his head into your hand, smiling at how great a wingman his best friend was. “He’d really like your company.”

“If I didn’t know any better, Mr. Evans,” you chuckled. “I’d say you’re using your dog to pick me up.” He chuckled as he lowered his gaze; those lashes that you’d swoon over seemed so much longer in person. “Smart move, there’s no denying that.” You smiled as you scratch Dodger’s head again, “I do love dogs, especially yours.”

“So is that a yes to iced lemon tea with us?”

“It was a yes the second you started talking to me, I just wanted to pretend like I had some dignity and you didn’t have me wrapped around your finger.” You admitted with a soft chuckle and he laughed, grabbing his left pec. “And paw,” you cooed and booped the pup’s nose when he barked for your attention.

“Well-” he chuckled as he beckoned his head for you to follow him; you did, walking alongside him and Dodger. “If we’re splitting hairs, I don’t have all that much dignity either. I may have unleashed Dodger and sent him running your way just so I had a reason to talk to you.” You laughed, shaking your head in disbelief. “What?” He chuckled. “You’re very pretty and I wanted to talk to you.”

“You could’ve just talked to me without using Dodger.”

“Yeah,” he shrugged with one of those cute half smiles boys did, “but I have a feeling it wouldn’t have gone as well as it did. He’s a lot more charming than me,” he said and you laughed. He glanced down at Dodger, “right, bud? He says right,” he chuckled when he turned back to you.

“Well, I disagree,” you smiled. 

“And this is why I wanted to talk to you,” he chuckled.

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colourful-cosmos  asked:

AU where conner and evan go on date with zoe and jared at the orchard. while conner and jared set up the picnic, zoe and evan talk about their boys and zoe learns that she was mentioned in his letter because she used to be evan's nap time buddy in like kindergarden or something cute like that

Enjoy! And yass fam thank you for requesting some Zoe/Jared I <3 them


“Any idea why Jared and Connor asked us here?” Zoe questioned as they drove towards the orchard. Evan shook his head, it was falling on deaf ears to both of them that this was a double date. “I mean Jared and Connor really only tolerate each other for us.” Zoe snorted.

Evan let out a soft laugh.

“Hey Evan, I never asked but why was I in that letter?” Zoe questioned. After Evan and Connor started dating, Evan thought it was only right to show Zoe the letter.

“I thought I liked you.” Evan answered honestly. “I think it’s because I just jept relating it to how nice you were to me and in like daycare or whatever we just to be nap buddies.” Evan smiled.

“I forgot about that!” Zoe laughed. “Then you had to go to kindergarten and abandoned me alone in daycare.” Zoe shook her head as she pulled into the orchard.

Both of them immediately noticed their boyfriends sitting on a blanket with a picnic basket. “Oh my god this is a double date!” Zoe smiled as she rushed from the car. Evan not too far behind. Zoe rushed over to Jared and threw herself in his arms. “We didn’t even realize this was a date.” Zoe giggled as she pulled away.

“You didn’t?” Connor questioned his boyfriend. Evan shook his head as he leaned in and kissed Connor’s cheek sweetly. They were more for sweet PDA like hand holding, and soft cheek kisses, or hugs. 

“You guys are the best!” Zoe told her brother and boyfriend. She flipped open the picnic basket and passed out the plates. Mac and cheese, fruit, sandwiches, ice tea, lemon aid. They really did think to pack everything.

“Honestly I think Jared is the best boyfriend.” Zoe told Evan as she popped a grape in her mouth. Evan snorted.

“Um…no, Connor is.” Evan laughed. 

Zoe shook her head in disgust. “No way, I live with him, he’s terrible.” Zoe stuck her tongue out at her brother.

“I’ve been friends with Jared for years! He’s unbearable!” Evan laughed. 

Jared and Connor just sat back, watching their significant other’s bicker about who was the better boyfriend. God they loved their foolish lovers.

“I’m the best by the way.” Connor told Jared.

“No way Murphy, I got you beat in every category especially looks!”

sending this in now! could i have headcanons on how sabo, ace, sanji would react towards a s.o who loves animals more than her own self and everytime they spotted one they wanted to go pet them even if the said animal was on the other corner of the street?  like it doesn’t matter what animal (dogs, cats, parrots, owls, eagles, snakes…# i just love animals. i can’t even hurt spiders dude i find spiders cute and funny.. well the smol ones at least. i just put them outside if needed. :’) )          

A/N: I’m drinking lemon iced tea again, someone help me find a support group ALSO I hope this is OK thank you for requesting :)

S/O loves animals a lot + their reaction


  • Never fails to make him laugh when he sees you being excited over an animal
  • Teases you a lot about it actually
  • “Oh, there’s an earthworm… Y/N, don’t fall in love.” - “Ok, I know you love snails, but there’s no need to have the same pace as them, please waLK FASTER.”
  • Gets you a dog on your birthday bc he thinks you’ll love it
  • You do but in the end you lowkey love the dog more than him that’s relatable
  • He accepts his fate I mean it’s dog what can he do
  • If you insist to pet an animal even tho it’s on the other side of the street he will just sigh loudly and cross his arms
  • He gets used to it after some time and when you both go out for a walk, he always goes into the opposite direction of any animal he spots bc he wants you for himself   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  • Just like Sabo it never fails to make him laugh
  • He thinks it’s the most hilarious thing in the world when you see an animal and just turn into a little kid
  • Also, whenever you and him fight he just gets a little kitten from somewhere and then knocks on your door
  • “What do you want, Ace? I told you, I’m- is this a cat!!??!
  • He then apologises but he’s already forgiven and he knows it
  • camera switches to a smirking ace
  • If you insist to pet an animal on the other side of the street, he will act like he’s holding you back and just whines like “Ah, don’t go, Y/N! I’m way cuter!”
  • You still go an pet it and he just smiles bc that’s what you are and that’s what he loves about you
  • Lowkey jealous and might ask you later, “You love me more than the dog from earlier… right?” Lmao he’s so cute i love him


  • “You’re beautiful, funny, smart and you’ve got a heart for animals? Ah, Y/N-swaaaaaan!!!
  • Nah, he probably thinks you’re amazing
  • Like when you pet a little kitten and it purrs, his pulse just feels like a sledgehammer (lyrics aha)
  • Who is really purring tho the cat or snooji the world may never know
  • It’s so pure and he loves to see you like this
  • He might even prepare some snacks for the animals and gives it to you in a little box so whenever you both go out you can just feed them
  • Isn’t that adorable, yes I know it is
  • If you insist to pet the animal on the other side of the street he will grab your hand and walk with you
  • You both will end up feeding and petting every animal that comes and visits you and idk I feel like snooji just starts to love everything you do
  • you’re both a good match for each other I might ship it

Request from Anonymous: Hello i’ve seen that there’s only a few loco scenarios and recently i can’t get enough of his cuteness oh damn. So can i request a scenario where you and loco’s taste on things and flavors are so contrast that you always bicker with one another outdoors but at home both of you are so adorably dork

Lo. Co. Lo. Co. Lo. Co. Lemme see that body gaga ;) anyway i hope you enjoy this short scenario xx 

“Can I please get one scoop of the cookies and cream and umm one scoop of the double choc chip. Oh and in a cup please.”

You gave the cashier the money and took your ice-cream. Loco and yourself were meeting up with Gray and Simon D for lunch but they haven’t turned up yet so you went and got ice-cream first.

“Ice-cream before lunch? You’re a funny one,” Loco teased you. You stuck your tongue out at him. “Let me eat in peace, babe. Want some?” You put a spoonful of the double choc chip in front of his mouth. 

“Nah. I don’t like that flavour, it’s too sweet,” he said as he moved his head away from your offer. 

“Hey love birds,” Simon called out. He and Gray had finally arrived. “Sorry, we’re late. Jay wouldn’t shut up about his dogs.”

“His dogs are adorable. Don’t blame him,” you beckoned back at Simon. 

“What are you guys doing?” Gray asked as he sat down opposite you.

“Loco doesn’t like my taste in ice-cream. He thinks ice-cream is too sweet.”

“It is but I still eat ice-cream. Just not those favours you have in that cup,” Loco pointed to your ice-cream.

“Right. Because you like them weird flavours. Who likes mint choc chip? Seriously. It’s like eating toothpaste with chocolate. Ugh.”

Loco was about to make another comment when Simon stopped him.

“Ahh you two are so annoying when you talk about food. Why can’t you just accept that each of you have different taste buds. Now can we order lunch. I’m starving.”

“Mmm this caesar salad looks good. Guys wait! Let me take a photo of our lunch first,” You took out your phone and started taking different angles of the food. Gray also took out his phone and started to Snapchat. 

“Are you done, [Y/N]? I’m want to eat my food,” Simon whined. 

“Ok, I’m done. You now may eat, boys.”

You ordered a chicken burger with a side of fries and Loco ordered a beef burger and also a side of fries. You like to dip your fries in tomato sauce so you reached for the sauce and squirted it on the empty side of your plate. Loco saw what you did and he scoffed.

“What?” you asked him.

“Fries don’t need extra flavour, babe. And if you were to dip fries into a sauce it should be a spicy mayo.”

Both Gray and Simon looked at each other and sighed. 

“I like it with tomato sauce so can you just shut up. Let me eat what I like.” 

“It’s not right.”

“I wouldn’t be talking for someone who likes to eat steam vegetables with just salt sprinkle on top. Ugh.” 

“Hey! You said they were nice when I made them the other night.”

“Well…. I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.”

Loco moved his plated further away from yours.

“Aw babe, I’m sorry. Here, have some of my drink. It’s a lemon iced tea.”

Loco turned to you in disgust.

“Iced tea with burgers. Ugh. Babe, you know my favourite drink is vanilla milkshake.”

“I think this is the last time we go out to lunch with the both of you,” Simon said. “Gray and I can’t even eat in peace.”

“Seriously, I wonder how the two of you act at home. I’d imagined you two constantly bickering about every little thing.” Gray said as he took a bite of his burger.


“Hey look babe. I have a beard and a monobrow,” you poked your head out of the bathroom and showed Loco your foam beard and monobrow that you made from your foam cleanser. “Do you still find me attractive?”

Loco let out a big smile. “More than ever.” 

Loco was gathering the dirty dishes when he heard you call him from the bathroom.

“Babe!” you yelled out. “I need help…”

Loco immediately set down the dirty dishes and went to see you. 

“What is it?”

He saw that your head was bent down in the sink. 

“The cleanser went into my eyes and it is stinging my eyes. Can you get me my face towel? I can’t open my eyes.” 

Loco laughed at you. 

“It’s right next to you, babe,” he said as he took you hand and guided it to the towel. It was literally right next to the sink.

Once you dried your face you noticed your eyes were red. Loco was still standing there and he was smiling at you. 

“You look like you took drugs.”

“Your love is my drug.”

“Oh god, that was so cheesy. Don’t make me throw up dinner.”

You raise your hand to smack Loco across the chest but his reflex was faster than yours. He stopped your smack and leaned in to give a kiss on the lips. 

“Gray was dead wrong thinking we would bicker when we’re home,” you said. 


“What do you want to do now? I don’t have any work to do.” Loco asked you as he finished washing the dishes.

“I’m about to watch this week’s ep of Game of Thrones. Come join me,” you replied from the living room. 

“Nooo, I don’t want watch tv. Can we do something else?” he asked as he sat down next to you. 

“Fine, I can watch this tomorrow night then. Wanna play some board games?”

“Hmm, let’s play Snap. It’s more fun.”

“Snap? I haven’t played that in a long time. Do you even have a deck of cards?”

Loco stood up and went to look in the drawers.

“I should…Ah, here it is!”

“Okay, best of three? The winner gets to slap the loser.”

First round: You won.

Second round: Loco won.

Final round: You won.

“Yes!! Now.. where should I slap you?” 

“Not my hands. It’s all red now, thanks to you. If it is still red tomorrow morning, the boys are going to make fun of me. Especially Jay.”

You smiled at him and wondered where to slap him. His face? His arms? His butt? 

But you thought you’d do something different. You didn’t slap him but you pinched his cheeks instead.

Cody with the Lipton Iced Tea with lemon in a can not a bottle. I would be that annoying if I was on this season. If production is going to rig the game for Paul, they are going to have to hear me bitch about it 25/8. My veto speech, live eviction speech, and Q&A with Julie would be all about the producers wanting Paul to win and doing everything in their power to make it happen.

Write more poems. Do more art. Eat more candy. Kiss more dudes. Kiss more girls. Gain 40 pounds, lose 80 pounds. Smoke a cigarette. Drink more lemon iced tea. Drink more water. Question the reality and fantasy world. Think of your darkest fear. Pierce your skin. Ink your arms. Dream of doing things that make your mother worry. Your life is yours and things are changing far too quickly to sit on the sidelines and wait around for the world to slow down long enough to get approval from anybody other than yourself.