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the-name-is-jane  asked:

Okay because I live for college au Merle one day the boys realize he's cleaning his dorm and are completely in awe because he's not a clean guy and Merle is just "my ex-wife is letting me have the kids for a weekend help me hide anything incriminating"

“If either one of ya says a word about my Kenny Chesney tattoo, yer getting a sandal up your ass.”