one time I asked this guy I was good friends with to get me iced coffee because I was busy and he looked at me so seriously and went “I’d have to cut my dick off”. Would you really, Will? Have to cut your dick off? For bringing me a drink? What if I’d said Monster or Mountain Dew or pussy juice or some other teen boy-accepted fluid? does toxic masculinity extend so far as to dictate what people drink? Is it THAT fragile?