Victor sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty; that’s why we make a good team. Mila, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Georgi wonders why it has to be glass and Yurio usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
—  Yuuri Katsuki, describing the Russian skating team
  • Yakov [to his skaters]: Now stop fighting and help me do this crossword. I need a six letter word for disappointment
  • Mila & Yuri: Georgi.
  • Georgi: ...
  • Yakov: It fits.

HEY bTW that super trendy ultrablack food– like the goth ice cream in LA and stuff– is usually tinted with activated charcoal. activated charcoal is commonly used medically to bond to poisons–i know people whose lives have been saved because of this. eating activated charcoal messes with vitamin absorption from the food you ate that day AND  it bonds to all kinds of stuff like: 



-birth control

so when those superblack foods that are “all natural” pop up on instagram and stuff:  PLEASE please PLEASE for the love of god be careful! i would hate for ya’ll to eat something and get hurt