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92 Truths!

I was tagged by @artisticallyharry & @harryisthebaneofmyexistence. Love doing these so thanks for thinking of me!

Rules: Write 92 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged.

What was your…

Last drink: Ice cold water

Last phone call: Nobody ever calls me anymore, mostly just texts, so I don’t remember.

Last text message: One of these days, maybe I will be able to answer this with “from my lover” or “from my best friend”…but again, the answer is, from a client.

Last song you listened to: She’s American by The 1975

Last time you cried: No idea

Have you ever…

Dated someone twice: Well, yeah, it’s called a second date. Times I probably should have thought twice before I did, but lesson learned.

Been cheated on: Twice. I think I have a sign on my forehead that says “Cheat on me”. It’s unfortunate but makes for good writing.

Kissed someone and regretted it: Absolutely!

Lost someone special: Both of my parents :’(

Been depressed: It happens.

In the past year, have you…

Made a new friend: I genuinely like people and like to learn more about them, so yes!

Fallen out of love: Thankfully, yes!

Laughed until you cried: Yes, and if you haven’t, come spend some time with me because that just isn’t right.

Met someone who changed you: I believe we should learn from our experiences with people, so absolutely.

Found out who your true friends are: Found out I have fewer true friends than I thought. 

Kissed anyone on your followers/following: Sort of.

How many people on your Tumblr do you know irl: Only one.

Do you want to change your name: Surname someday maybe ;)

What time did you wake up today: Actually slept in until 6:20 a.m. which is big for me! (I work long days)

What were you doing at midnight last night: Having a very good dream about a very cool person.

Name something you can’t wait for: My dreams to become reality.

What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: So many things I wish to change about my life. I would love to experience complete bliss with someone who loves me to the moon and back.

What are you listening to right now: The constant noise of work.

What’s getting on your nerves right now: The headache I’ve been nursing for 3 days.

About me…

Nicknames: Charli, SheShe

Relationship: Single in life, but happily committed in fantasy. Sad, but true.

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Favourite TV shows: Late, Late Show with James Corden; Broad City; New Girl…honestly don’t watch TV often but when I do I like these.

Hair colour: Dark brown

Long or short hair: Prefer my hair longer, if we’re talking me. If we’re talking Harry, I could never choose. I love his hair short because it makes him look more mature, which makes this slightly-older girl happy, but also love his rocker-locks.

Do I have a crush on someone: Realistically, no, thus the reason I fantasize.

What do you like about yourself: That I practice kindness, love, charity, compassion, honesty, and respect in my daily life, and genuinely try to help people. I am who I am, no apologies, but I think I’m a decent person. It’s okay if you don’t like me, just tell me why. Inquiring minds want to know…

Firsts…

First surgery ever: Tonsils when I was a kid.

First piercing: Ears, also only piercing at this time.

First sport you joined: Softball, but I love most sports.

First vacation: My first trip was down a long, dark tunnel. Was kind of wet and scary in there. Then suddenly there was light and people all up in my business. Life has never been the same since.

First pair of trainers/sneakers: Do people really remember this? I’m an Adidas gal so we’ll go with that.

Right now…

Eating: Nothing, I’m working…Okay, I’m supposed to be working…

Drinking: Same cold water, but added fruit!

Listening to: The sound of my life passing me by as I spend a year answering 92 questions.

Waiting for: Still for my headache to go away already!!!

Wanting kids: Mine or somebody else’s? To keep or just entertain for awhile? Does a great man come with?

Career: I work with children but I’m currently working on my dreams of becoming a writer and/or songwriter!

Romantic stuff…

Lips or eyes: I always notice eyes first, but I do love me some soft, kissable lips.

Hugs or kisses: Both! Don’t make me choose!

Shorter or taller: I’m on the short-side of average and I’ve always preferred dating taller men. My ex was 10 inches taller than me.

Older or younger: Self-proclaimed cougar, no apologies. My last bf was 10 years younger but I’ve dated younger.

Romantic or spontaneous: Romantically spontaneous…(love that answer so borrowing it)

Sensitive or loud: Sensitive, but not overly-sensitive, or quiet. Confusing question. Wait, this is romance…so…may need to change my answer…

Hook-up or relationship: Hoping for Mr. Right, but will settle at the moment for Mr. Right Now.

Troublemaker or hesitant: Never been accused of being hesitant in anything, so going with troublemaker!

Have you ever…

Kissed a stranger: Okay, long story….so, pass…

Drank hard liquor: Well, yeah, of course….

Lost glasses or contacts: Probably

Been arrested: Nope. Never even had a traffic ticket, although I was pulled over once at 3 in the morning and I was in my nightie and barefoot.

Turned someone down: Oh my goodness, yes, but always nicely.

Cried when someone died: I’ve lost both of my parents and I still cry sometimes, missing them.

Fallen for a friend: I think the best relationships begin as friends, so absolutely.

Do you believe…

In yourself: I absolutely do!

Miracles: I absolutely do!

Love at first sight: Umm…infatuation and instant attraction, yes, but until it happens to me, I guess I have to say no to love at first sight.

Santa Claus: Wait, why are you asking this question? Who is spreading these vicious rumors?

Kiss on the first date: If you both seem to really like each other, then why not? Don’t be a prude.

I tag: @busy-nothings, @tanktop-narry, @ilongforharry, @mary-theothersideofme, @springtimeharrie, @hershelthefrog, @foreverstyles, @walkingintheamm, @hrrybb, @coffeehazza, @dawniestyles, @harehstyls, @hotharreh, @24kharryy, @dunquirky, @romanticdefiant, @massivelydeepdreamland, @youcheekylilmonkey, @sukiandmuzzy, @katlee9, @hazthelove, @whoopsharrystyles, @harrysfruitpastille, @harrystylessunshinebae, @babybonitaharry

Okay but did anyone else notice

that Victor had his eyes on Yuuri

even before

he got drunk and went off the rails?

Flashback to Episode 2 and 3

Yuuri: What?! ME? EROS? I can’t do anything like that! I’m not even remotely close to being erotic!!

Viktor: *remembers dancing intimately with Yuuri; Yuuri stripping down to his underwear, necktie and socks and pole-danced with Chris like a goddamn pro and Yuuri fucking dry-humping him as he asks him to be his coach*

Viktor:

Viktor: Are you fucking serious?

Drinks
  • Victor: I'm taking you out to drink, tell your friends to come.
  • Yuri: I can't. the're all minors.
  • Victor: we'll get them sippy cups on the way there.
  • Yuri: thats not how it works.
  • Victor: fine, I'll get them pacifiers.
  • Yuri: they can't drink.
  • Victor: ok but get this, baby bottles.
  • Yuri: the're not of legal age to consume alcoholic drinks.
  • Victor: oh, well shit I'm in trouble.
Drunk Yurio headcanons

- He never felt especially like drinking, but at 16 most of his russian rink mates are like “yeah it’s totally time for you to drink at least a little, no?”

- meanwhile Otabek and Yuuri think he’s too young

-he tries it at a party at some point and is drunk after 2 drinks

- he’s really a cuddly/oversharing drunk

- he has an extended monologue talking about Otabek this and Otabek that to Yuuri who doesn’t know what to do about it

- accidentally calls Viktor “dad”, then corrects himself like “oops, sorry, I meant old fart. Gotta keep it polite”

- almost gets in a fight with the coffee table

- Performs a bit too intense karaoke on “eye of the tiger”, swears to never drink again

- ends up napping on Otabek’s lap, who doesn’t dare to wake him up even if he needs to go to the bathroom