I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls
•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles
•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other
•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”
Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e
I would love to see a fluff about Yuri shaving Victor. Idk, but I find that kind of thing so cute! Thanks again. ♡
It’s a Sunday morning ritual. It has been for almost a year now. Sometimes they have to forgo it if they’re travelling, but mostly every weekend they indulge in a lazy morning, taking their time to get up, making sure that they spend the extra hours being dedicated to each other and nothing else.
Neither are sure how it first started, really. Maybe it was on one of those morning’s they’d decided to do everything for each other: wash each other’s bodies, fix each other’s hair, feed each other breakfast. But now it’s become habit that, morning shower or not, Yuuri shaves Victor.
It had started off innocently enough. Yuuri straddling him and using his electric razor to clear the fine dusting of stubble Victor had accumulated over the past day. It’s intimate, but something that any couple might do for each other.
Now, though, it’s changed into something more. A few months ago, Yuuri had brought out a straight razor instead of Victor’s usual electric shaver. He hadn’t asked, hadn’t explained, just offered.
As terrifying as it might have been - a single blade so close to Victor’s neck - he’s always trusted Yuuri, and he’d agreed with almost no hesitation.
The first session had been quiet. Just Yuuri concentrated on cleanly shaving Victor. His sweeps weren’t perfect, but he hadn’t nicked Victor at all, just left him with soft skin.
They hadn’t discussed it and had gone back to the electric razor the next week. But the week after, Yuuri had given him the choice - electric or straight razor. Victor had chosen the blade.
It’s beyond intimate now, this ritual of theirs, but still something they only indulge in once a week.
It always starts off the same, Yuuri sitting a naked Victor down on the edge of the tub, pulling the brush, soap, and blade out from under the sink. He doesn’t need to turn the overhead lights on - the morning sun is streaming in through the window at the perfect angle.
He heats a washcloth under the hot water of the tap, pressing it to Victor’s face once he’s pleased with the temperature. It’s quiet as they wait, letting the warm wet weight of the washcloth soften the stubble Victor has.
When he’s satisfied, Yuuri sets the blade ontop of the washcloth beside Victor as he wets the brush, swirling it over the soap to make a lather, the edges of the brush lightly tapping against the ceramic bowl the soap sits in. Victor’s eyes flutter closed as Yuuri slowly brushes the foam across his jaw in long swipes, gathering more lather as needed. The bristles of the brush are soft, but sometimes catch against his stubble.
He only blinks his eyes open when Yuuri turns to wash out the brush in the sink. He receives a soft smile when he turns back around and their eyes meet.
Victor quietly tips his head back to bare his throat to Yuuri when he picks up the razor and washcloth. Yuuri steps in between his legs, one hand keeping Victor’s head steady, the other carefully holding the blade. The first sweep is long and easy. Yuuri wipes the excess soap from the blade on the washcloth drapped over his arm.
“My dad taught me this,” he admits for the first time this Sunday. “Back when I was a teenager.”
It takes a few more sure swipes of the blade before he continues.
“When he did, I wasn’t sure what the point was. There were easier ways, and I certainly wasn’t growing enough of a beard at fifteen to warrant a full shave.”
Victor hums in the back of his throat to show he’s listening. He doesn’t speak though as Yuuri’s swiping along his jaw.
“I practiced anyway,” he admits. “Because I thought maybe it would be a useful skill. My father told me that if I could master this, then any other shave would be easy.”
He has a fond look in his eyes as he tilts Victor’s face to the side to slide the blade up his neck.
“I thought it was ridiculous. And after I’d learned how to do it, I just stuck to disposable razors because they were easier.”
“Seems a shame,” Victor murmurs as Yuuri cleans the blade on the washcloth.
“I suppose.” Yuuri agrees as he continues. He works his way slowly across Victor’s face, fingers and blade moving together in a loving motion. Every action for to Victor, and Victor alone.
Victor shows his own trust, his own love for Yuuri in the way he moves pliantly with each tilt of his head. Never flinching when Yuuri comes close with the razor.
It’s almost erotic, this reverence, this attention that Yuuri gives him on those late Sunday mornings. A moment just for the two of them.
“Even though I always thought it was a little archaic,” Yuuri says as he swipes at any moustache hairs Victor might have, “I’m glad I learned it.”
“Mmnn,” Victor agrees.
“Because now I can share it with you,” Yuuri breathes, a small smile tugging at the corner of his lips. It’s heart wrenching to see how soft Yuuri is in this light, smiling, eyes intent on Victor, adoration showing completely on his face. Devotion. That’s what this ritual is. A promise of every Sunday from here until forever.
When Yuuri’s finished and has turned to wash the blade before he cleans Victor’s face, Victor stands, waiting until Yuuri’s turned around again before he catches him in a kiss.
The leftover shaving cream smears across both their faces. Yuuri’s stubble scratches across Victor’s soft skin. He feels contentment.
“Maybe one day you can teach me too,” He says before pulling him into another kiss.
“who in the actual FUCK invented SHAVED ICE???? you’re supposed to eat ice crunchy like a normal neanderthal but shaved???????????????? where’s the fun in that what the ehll and as an ice eater i am OFFENDED. you don’t eat fuckin snowballs; you THROW them goddam dainty lil shits”
Summary: After an overall bad day, you call your best friend to rant and to vent. But when you accidentally misdial, you end up talking to a complete stranger. What you don’t know is that this stranger may not be a stranger at all. He may even be the world’s first superhero.
DUUDE, Obama follows you on twitter? That's so cool!
Yes, Barry follows me and 630,000 more of his closest friends. I guess it’s cool but it would be cooler if he answered my DMs asking for him and Joe to jump in Biden’s Camaro so we can go out for ice cream – or snow cones and shaved ice, which Obama prefers according to noted Presidential Ice Cream Historian @gohst-prncss-awez.
- what time is it now?? - time to cry because hoshi is the most fun and most playful boyfriend ever - for your first date, hoshi takes you skating outdoors but you know what - this guy pretends he doesn’t know how to skate so he has an excuse to hold your hand the entire time - after renting some skates, hoshi dramatically falls on the ice after taking ONE step and cutely scratches his head while grinning sheepishly as he says “i uh…. don’t really know how to skate…..” - you laugh and take both of his hands and start skating backwards slowly while he clumsily skates forward and everyone in the skating rink are looking at you two like that’s so cute omg - after going around like this a few times, you decide to let go of one of his hands to skate side by side - but somewhere along the way, hoshi falls for real this time, dragging you down with him - you both fall on the ice but when you look up at each other, the two of you start laughing and right there is where you both share your first kiss - spontaneous dates - he’ll call you randomly and say “(NAME) I FEEL LIKE EATING SHAVED ICE WHERE ARE YOU I’M COMING TO PICK YOU UP” - calls you all those embarrassing nicknames like cutie pie and honey bunny out loud in public and you always just cover his mouth like SHHH HOSHI STOP PLEASE - you guys have matching baseball caps and you both like to steal each other’s and wear them - the other members are like ??? but there’s no difference ??? - the type to swing your arms while holding hands with you - hoshi loves it when you cup his cheeks, his eyes actually sparkle and he smiles a little wider - when it’s cold, he likes pressing hot packs against your cheeks to warm you up - takes pictures of everything and he keeps them all no matter how embarrassing or blurry they are, he really does want to capture every moment he spends with you - his lock screen is always a picture of both of you, and he changes it like every hour because he loves all your pictures together and feels like they each deserve to be his wallpaper at least once - the members are so confused - “how many pictures do you have???” “isn’t that the same as the other one but from a different angle???” - hoshi teases you A LOT - he teases you when you get emotional over something like a movie or a drama - he teases you when you blush over something cute he did - he even teases you while kissing, he’s the type to be leaning in for a kiss on the lips but then he’d stop just inches away from your face and grin - he also smiles in the middle of kisses - hoshi loves kisses on the cheek because they’re innocent - always asks for one when you see him and when you’re about to leave - he loves building pillow forts with you and cuddling inside while watching a movie or just talking about anything really - when he’s tired, he likes to nuzzle you and bury his face in the crook of your neck - he’s always pulling pranks on you and you’re always pulling pranks on him - the members get so annoyed because some of them have fallen for your pranks before, jihoon even scolded you and hoshi for like an hour - piggyback rides all day every day, and sometimes he sprints while you’re on his back and you’re like HOSHI SLOW DOWN YOU’RE GOING TO TRIP AND WE’LL BOTH DIE - in the winter, he’s a little kid who likes rolling around in the snow and having snowball fights with you - in the spring, he likes jumping in puddles of rain with you - in the summer, he likes going to the beach and building sand castles with you - and in the fall, he likes jumping in piles of leaves with you - serenades you with shinee songs - “song request? none? ok i’m singing shinee sunbaenim then” “hoshi i didn’t even get to say anything” - he loves teaching you seventeen dances and finds it really cute when you get flustered because you messed up - he always brings up some of your embarrassing moments to tease you about it - like when you guys first started dating, you REALLY wanted to make sure you’re dressed nicely so you went out and bought this cute cardigan last minute - when you met up with hoshi, he looked at your cardigan and asked “oh is that new??” and you said “what, this?? nooo i’ve had it for a while” - hoshi then lifted up a hand and started moving it closer to your face and you thought he was going to cup your cheek or something but no - he reached out for the price tag attached to your cardigan and laughed “really?? you keep your price tags on your clothes??” - he can’t cook to save his life, so you’re always he one cooking for him - but he loves your cooking and always asks for seconds and compliments your meals - he likes to tell you a bunch of cute but cliché boyfriend lines he had to film in the past for carats - and you don’t even know what’s worse, the cringe or the fact that deeeeep down you like it - sometimes you surprise him after dance practice, and it makes hoshi so happy, he tackles you even though he’s covered in sweat - “EW HOSHI LET GO OF ME YOU’RE ALL GROSS AND SWEATY” “NO I’M NEVER LETTING GO” - your relationship with hoshi is filled with pranks and jokes and fun, and you never have to worry about hiding a part of yourself from him - because hoshi loves everything about you - and that will never change - “my name is soonyoung, but you can call me—” - “soon?” - “no. yours.”
yknow when you skate really fast and suddenly stop?? yeah thats what im getting at, and before i experienced snow this hockey player did this and it was a magical experience to have ice shavings thrown to ur face
Hey everyone I have two services I run now the Witchery Cafe && My New Plant Shop. I will put both options in this post. They will be separated by a dotted line. Which ever one interests you just message me and let me know. Or if both interest you. PLEASE Read the rules for both services thank you !
Picture is mine for attention. …………………………………………………………………………………………………….. My New Plant Shop 🌱
Hey everyone my plant shop is now in its pre-opening stage if you would like to order any color hybrid, Jacobs ladders, or any type of mushroom just let me know and I will get them for you💕🌱🍃✨
🌱🍃 You can order up to a pocket full of flowers or mushrooms at once ! :) Yes I have every type of hybrid and mushroom !
Please do not run or steal anything if you are in my town <3 Please have your pockets completely empty Please do not venture off on your own
FC: 4012-6994-4313 ……………………………………………………………………………………………………. The Witchery Cafe ✨
PLEASE READ RULES This is free 💚😄
✨ Welcome to The Witchery Cafe ✨
Where you can order all of your food/sweets needs. -still partly under construction but allowing visitors for pre opening- adding more soon.
FC- 4012-6994-4313 Ocarina✨
This is how it works I’ll post a menu of what you can order if anything interests you just comment/message what you want and your friend code (unless I already have you added) I will get it ready for you. May take me a few minutes to get it ready but you must pick up the item or items on the same day you comment/message.
🌟⭐️🌟You may order two or three items at a time.🌟🌟🌟
If you would like to come inside and eat basically just explore or chill or check out the witchery you may. Or if you wanna just pick up your food and leave you may as well.
❤️Please do not run or steal anything !
New Items added to the menu please take a look <3 New And Updated Menu <3
- Kiddie meal lunch combo b (veggie rice, jello, smiley face french fry with ketchup ) I think thats what it is lol I don’t really know if its a french fry or not but it looks like one. or you could say its a yellow blob with a smiley face thats written in ketchup on it lmao.
- Kiddie meal lunch combo c (pink jello, potatoes and gravy, lettuce (There’s also different lunch combos for kiddie meal)^
More items on the menu :)
Set lunch two different set lunches you can get - Fried fish meal - Fried egg meal
Imperial pot different imperial pots you can get - Fried egg and crab - Fried Rice - Sweet and Sour - Chop Suey
Curry Plate Different types you can get - Dal Curry - Vegetable korma - Saag Murgh
Hot plate different hot plates you can get - Pancake - Omelet - Pizza
Milk Carton - Coffee milk - Orange Juice - Vegetable Juice - Tomato Juice
Now In stock INGREDIENTS
You can order - Milk - Butter - Flour - Sugar - Vinegar
More extra stuff - cheese - ramen cup(ramen and ramen cup are different) - burger meal - donburi - donut box - fish and chips - hearty breakfast - light breakfast - lunch pack - pancakes - potato gratin - rice balls - sausage - lobster - tacos - udon soup - watermelon - veggie basket - rice cake
More new items on the menu for ordering 🙂
Mug Different types of drinks you can get inside the mug - hot chocolate - latte art - soup
Bread box Types of bread you can get - raisin bread - cheese bread - cocoa marble bread
New items on the menu for ordering <3 Just ask me if you wanna order <3
~Berliner ~Blowfish sashimi ~Bread making set ~Bureom ~Cinnamoroll tray ~Coconut Juice ~Cutting board set ~Egg Basket
~Frying Pan Different ones you can get - Burnt Food - Empty ~Fueki-pot ~Kimbap-plate
~Pickle-jar Different types you can get - Pepper - Zucchini - Carrot - Asparagus
Y/N is in a interview alongside Chris Evans, during so it’s revealed that she’s never gone to Disneyland and Chris can’t fathom the idea. Being the gentleman that he is, he vows to take you to Disneyland because… everyone should go at least once in their life.
Y/n smile as her nerves tempt to get the best of her, James Corden is slowly making his way down the sofa, asking both fan and random questions that he found. Chris Evans was the first to go, answering the obvious questions. “What does he think about the new direction Cap is going? Does he see a real love interest with Agent 13 and Cap? How many dogs does he own? Is he more a dog man or cat man?”
Y/N watched Chris answer the questions with enthusiasm and nervousness, he smiled too much and struggled to convey what he truly meant sometimes. However as James cards of question dwindled down, she knew it was close to being her turn. Which normally wouldn’t be a problem but she was late for rehearsals and had no clue what she would be asked.
The English talk show host starts off simple, “where was she born, what was her favorite subject” and as the questions progress they become different in nature, some personal others ridiculous. It’s the second to last question that gets a reaction she didn’t expect.
“Now, Y/N, is it true that you’ve never been to Disneyland?” Some of the audience members gasp with shock as James finishes his question.