1.) Tell her she’s beautiful every 37.2 seconds.
2.) Scream violently that her butt looks nice anytime you see it no matter where you are.
3.) Bring her chocy milk to bed.
4.) Lick that vagine like a melting ice cream cone my guy.
5.) Rub her feet after she comes home from a long day of being a corporate slave.
6.) Bring her a bouquet of dank.
7.) Unhook her bra for her after a long day. (The Ultimate Panty Dropper)
8.) Buy her cool panties when her period ruins her favorite ones.
9.) LAY IT DOWN FAM. LAY IT THE FUCK DOWN. DRAG HER SOUL TO THE DEPTHS OF THE EARTH….and then watch her ascend into heaven after you’re finished.
10.) Feed her.
It was hot at the National Zoo in Washington, D.C., this weekend. Really hot. The iPhone weather app displayed a sweltering 100 degrees.
“It feels like a million degrees,” says Tammy Long, who was visiting from Pennsylvania with her husband and 2-year-old daughter. “It’s sweltering out here.”
Families camp out in the shade, many with ice cream in their hands. Craig Saffoe says this works for the lions and tigers, too.
“We would eat an ice cream cone to try to cool our body down,” says Saffoe. “We give these guys a big cat version of an ice cream cone. It’s literally a block of blood, frozen, and they’ll munch that down.”
* Dating him
* More like babysitting
* Haha no
* He’s such a cute boyfriend
* He can be really shy
* Especially at the beginning of your relationship
* So he hesitates to hold your hand
* But he talks himself into it
* And then you’re holding hands
* He’s just like woaH
* I’m holding their hand
* You usually have to initiate skinship
* He lOVES to sing you to sleep
* It’s not like you’re complaining
* I mean his voice is a+++
* He takes you everywhERE
* But he has to be careful when he takes you anywhere serious
* You guys together can’t take anything seriously
* There’s no point in even trying
* Fun dates like at a carnival or something
* You guys probably share an ice cream cone
* And he tried to win you every plushy he sees you show interest in
* And loss of tons of money
* But he still keeps trying
* You have to make him stop
* Later on in your relationship you definitely adopt a dog
* And he’s like your baby
* Because jungkook and dogs
* You also probably travel a lot together
* Explore new places
* Your relationship is so much fun
* I’m jealous