A Date With Markiplier All Endings REVIEWED

(in the order i got them, spoilers ahead)

Vanilla Ending
Wonderful ending! Wholesome ending! Plain but enjoyable ice cream with a soft, sensitive, beautiful fellow! Coupled with the satisfaction that I can keep track of two people rotating slightly! This ending warms my heart and waters my plain but enjoyable crops! I feel loved!

Tuna Triumph Ending
Absurdism coupled with #winning the apocalypse - my kind of ending! Living out my days happily on a mutant tuna farm! This ending made me question my reality but the boundless fish and lifelong joy far outweigh any sadness I felt at the loss of humanity.

The Big Dig
Slightly cursed ending! I am frightened by Marki’s high school hair and wondering why he was carrying a spoon in his blazer! I am also filled with a liminal sense of dread and an And I Must Scream-esque need to stop him from digging! o-o!

Mark Ded Af Ending
CURSED ENDING WORST ENDING. TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE. BURN IT TO THE GROUND AND SALT THE LAND SO THAT NOTHING MAY GROW THERE AGAIN.

Peanut Butter Blues Ending
Dediplier but not as traumatic as crocs!Dediplier. Destroying the earth in a grief- and peanut butter-fueled megalomania and sitting atop a throne of bones sounds like something I’d do so altogether nice. Or as nice as anything can be with such a critical element missing.

Alien Abduction Ending
???Questionable???ending???? I think Marki just got ass probed so? That’s- that’s not good but I think the noise he makes at 0:33 makes it ok?? Not really but hey? Also I think the government just partnered with Neutrogina to clear my acne? Deeply confusing? I like the lighting though?

Meta Ending
Still ideal. Washed-up, cynical grumpiplier is still a scruffy and beautiful boy and I trust him and his alcoholic beverage. Don’t know what he’s on parole for but would like to. Would also like to compliment his makeup.

So Much Planned Ending
Sad ending bad ending! Do not wish to see this man hoverboarding tearfully away! Would like Bad Elvis and giant crackerjack-box ring! Although! Admittedly! He did go! A little! Overboard! I still want the friendship hug though???

Chocolate Ending
BEST ENDING BLESSED ENDING. I AM ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED. CONS: KILLED MARKIPLIER, ETERNITY WITH DARKIPLIER. PROS: CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, ETERNITY WITH DARKIPLIER. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, “I CHOSE WRONG”. THERE IS NO DOWNSIDE HERE YA GLITCH BITCH

True End
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Mustachiplier is a good man and I trust him? Mysterious pink wizard? I am a good dog? I have many questions and no answers? Save me?

Exit Ending
not an ending. darki just will not let me be happy. but marki called me an idiot so that’s ok i didn’t want that ending anyway. :(

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Kiss the Ice | Toula eats

On the first day of February, we went to the nitrogen ice cream shop in Recto. It was my friend’s group assignment so I just came with them. We were 10 and we were the last customers so we were allowed to be like noisy and laugh loudly. It was already 7 pm when we went there, that’s why. The room was dark and those who are wearing white shirts or has white on them, they were glowing in the dark like me! We ordered their food and I was watching the one who prepares the food and it feels like he’s a chemist because he was wearing a lab coat and all and there’s smoke everywhere haha!

I ordered salted caramel nitrogen ice cream and monster puff. The salted caramel ice cream was good. I was afraid I’m not going to like it. It gets really sweet and salty for me when I was on my last spoons. Glad that I have water on me! Monster puff is good for 2 so my bestfriend and I shared it. It was actually the food you should order if you want the nitrogen experience. There’s an instruction in the wall so you’ll know what to do, don’t worry! All in all, it was fun and it feels great I ended my first day of the month with this. Just a little reminder, wear white if you’re planning to go so you’ll be glowing haha! 

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