Chocobo Kigurumi | Prompto Fluff |
I wrote this a while ago on my other blog and my AO3 account. Thought I would repost it in honor of Episode Prompto. (It’s one of the first things I wrote and was based off a random daydream I had.)
“Want to hear a funny story?” You asked you best friend as you took a scoop of ice cream out of the cartoon the two of you were sharing.
The both of you were sitting on the couch watching Netflix and eating ice cream gossiping occasionally about life. She had bright red hair that was natural and was endless amount of teasing material from others which caused her to be a bit of a sarcastic salty woman but you loved her all the same. Giant green eyes flickered over to you she took a slow lick of her ice cream covered spoon she didn’t have to say anything she was interested always eager for your funny stories.
“So I was online shopping for some clothes, you know retail therapy I was having a pretty crappy day at work.”
“What people blaming you because of their crappy photos they took?” She mused a smirk playing on her lips, you worked at a shop that developed photos, matted, framed and did minor editing to them that’s how you met your current boyfriend Prompto Argentum.
“Yeah the normal ‘can’t you make this look more in focus?’ crap. Not my point though at least for today. So you know how Prompto likes Chocobos?”
“Likes? I think he’s more obsessed with them than anything…like are you sure he wouldn’t rather date a Chocobo than you? He’s fit for the nickname Birb Boy for sure.” She laughed her dry sarcastic laugh taking another spoonful of ice cream.
“Well on this website I found a Chocobo kigurumi on sale…”
“Kigurumi?” She interrupted you confused by the new word.
“Think of it as an adult onesie. Like the unicorn outfit your little sister wears.” You replied answering her question.
“Oh I see.” She said nodding her head. “Continue.”
“Well since it was on sale and I hadn’t really found what I wanted to make me feel better I saw those and well you know Prompto loves the silly birds. Well I bought them it was buy one get the other half off and I found a coupon for free shipping so might as well. I got them in two days ago. I called Prompto over I had decided to wear mine I wanted to see what his reaction would be figured he would laugh at me. He’s had a rough last few days so I figured he would laugh and be all better.”
“What did he scream and run?” She laughed.
“Well he screamed…but this is the embarrassing part.”
“Oh Astrals don’t say he did…”
“Yeah. . .well look at the photo of us in them.” You handed your cellphone over showing the selfie Prompto had taken of the two of you wearing your Chocobo Kigurumis.
“Nerds.” She hummed reaching forward taking her bottle of beer sipping from it.
“We are cute. But yeah before this happened…yeah he got turned on by seeing me in this. Like very visible hard on, he went about twenty shades of red and squealed like a fangirl. Like when you look at your kpop idols.”
“Jeez boy he’s strange…like that’s the unsexiest thing ever.” She laughed.
“Yeah. . .but combining me which he clearly likes and Chocobos which everyone in the world knows he likes was a lot for him to handle.” You giggled at remembering how embarrassed he had become.
His bright blue eyes had gone huge as he took in the view of you wearing the cute outfit the happy smile on your face as you hopped in front of him making a playful, “wark!” sound. Prompto let out a guttural groan as his right hand flew to his crotch adjusting his pants as your eyes went to his hands it was apparent he was instantly turned on. Smiling smugly you had gone over to Prompto pretending to be a Chocobo teasing the poor boy the whole way. Giving him a kiss you wrapped your arms around him hugging him tightly pressing your body against his, feeling his erection against you.
“Stop imagining the whole thing you got that flushed look on your cheeks.” Your friend said flicking your ear.
“Sorry.” You said blushing a little taking a big spoonful of ice cream.
“That was a good story.”
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