The sun was gone, and the sky was full of stars. So many. She leaned her back against a fluted pillar and wondered if her brother was looking at the same stars tonight, wherever he might be. Do you see the white one, Quentyn? That is Nymeria’s star, burning bright, and that milky band behind her, those are ten thousand ships. She burned as bright as any man, and so shall I.
Varys:Aheh heh heh, well…I will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. You want to start a street fight with me, bring it on, but you’re gonna be surprised by how ugly it gets. You don’t even know my real name…I’m the f@$ing Lizard King.
Character: Jon Snow Appears in: A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin Commonly interpreted as: Straight
But really: He falls in love with and has a sexual relationship with Ygritte, a wildling woman. He also pays a lot of attention to and constantly thinks about how pretty another male character, Satin Flowers, is.
“a lithe and pretty youth” “He was pretty as a girl with his dark eyes, soft skin, and raven’s ringlets.” “Satin’s voice was sweet as song” “Satin was all grace”
He also takes Satin is his steward, even though this angers other members of the Nights Watch (both because Satin was very feminine and presumed to be gay, and because Satin had been trafficked before he joined the Nights Watch).
Clearly, Jon is bisexual.
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