ican t breathe

aaronminyard  asked:

I heard stripper!Oikawa and came running. How about first night working security Iwa and Oikawa is wayy too interested to be proffessional. "How much would I have to pay u--" "UR THE STRIPPER GDI" "ok but how mu c h"

IM CACKLING. 

I DONT EVEN HAVE A CLEVER RESPONSE FOR THIS ICAN T BREATHE