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Saw these questions and was bored, if I tag you answer ALL OF THEM and then message me back to say you've posted them so I can read it and love you even more :)

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1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Dave Days- Hot Problems

Chester See- Tonight I know

Ryan Higa and Chester See- Bromance

Ed Sheeran- Drunk

Cher Lloyd- Want U Back

Taken-One Direction

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

This is hard. I guess it depends how long. For example, meeting Dan Howell for only 5 minutes in my whole entire life would be heartbreaking so I would pick someone else. And if you factor in fictional characters, because technically they’re on this earth, then the list never ends. Also, if you’re counting fictional characters in a book or on your tv screen, you kind of have to count everyone in your history books. So yes, this is a hard question. 

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

“…crashing down together admist the rushes in a tangle of…”

4) What do you think about most?

Myself, my life, things pertaining to my life, which is everything in my life, placenta

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

nahh i don’t think so 

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

um with….its freaking cold and sleeping without is a bit weird…

7) What’s your strangest talent?

I can impersonate myself pretty well

8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)

Girls like to eat cookies. Boys don’t even care about llamas anymore.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Just now, as I read this question.

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

I’m pretty sure chalkboards—ugh– I can’t even think about it without shivering.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

No

13) What’s your religion?

Agnostic, Atheist, Hindu, your choice

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Swimming or walking my dog

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind but if I’m taking selfies its all good ;)

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

NOnoNOnoNO DON’T ASK ME THIS UM y'know I’m going to say Chameleon Circut GAH 

17) What was the last lie you told?

I’m warming up milk

18) Do you believe in karma?

No, it’s just not true people do terrible things everyday and still, they’re on top of the world. 

19) What does your URL mean?

It’s my favorite color.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Weakness I would say I….get distracted easily. Strength, I don’t know I’m a fast reader? That’s lame I know but I’m a speed reader.

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Oh gosh let’s not open that door don’t want to get smothered.

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Nope and I feel like it would be gross but maybe thats just little swimmer me.

23) How do you vent your anger?

I write, I scream into pillow, I go on tumblr/the internet, I make sarcastic faces and roll my eyes.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

I used to collect coins and I still have a bunch.

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

I hate talking on the phone. Video chatting all the wayy.

26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

I think I’m still growing but I’m pretty happy with myself, I still to have lots of awkward tendancies though but I’m way better than I was in say 6th grade.

27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

Sound I hate: Chalkboard nails–oh i just gagged I’m going to stop thinking about it

Sound I love- Ed Sheeran’s voice :) and all my music

28) What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I hadn’t moved?

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts, no. Aliens, yes 100% though I doubt the ET thing.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right Arm: Old Phone

Left Arm: Keyboard

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

I am congested thanks for bringing it up.

32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

School

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

EAST COAST

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Again, please do not open. 

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to be happy and to contribute something good to the world.

36) Define Art.

Art is expression.

37) Do you believe in luck?

Nah, I mean everyone has a trick.

38) What’s the weather like right now?

Dark

39) What time is it?

9:55 pm

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Nopee

41) What was the last book you read?

I’m reading the sequal to Game of Thrones, Clash of Kings

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Noo

43) Do you have any nicknames?

Maya Papaya

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Avengers on Blueray

45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Shattered Ankle

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yes

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

Ok, we’re going to open that door? FINE. danisnotonfire, Ed Sheeran, Andrew Garfield, jacksgap, amazingphil, kickthepj, crabstickz, tingsley, faboo, doctor who, sherlock, merlin, tumblr, tumblr, tumblr, music, doing this thing, youtube, making videos, EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL OK

48) What’s your sexual orientation?

straight :)

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Yup.

50) Do you believe in magic?

Yes, just not here. 

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Yes.

52) What is your astrological sign?

Leo :D rawrr

53) Do you save money or spend it?

This is hard I save my own money and spend my parents’

54) What’s the last thing you purchased?

I got a cookie at lunch, No wait– my dad bought a phone case 4 meh

55) Love or lust?

love

56) In a relationship?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

57) How many relationships have you had?

1 and only because i felt bad for him

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

nope

59) Where were you yesterday?

home sick

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

yes

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

nope

62) What’s your favorite animal?

llamas, lions, zebra, panther, polar bear and dolphin

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

64) Where is your best friend?

At a party that I’m to sick to go too :(

65) Spit or swallow?(;

What? OHMYGOSH THIS IS DIRTY AND I DIDNT GET IT AT FIRST BUT OMG WHAT EW TUMBLR

66) What is your heritage?

Indian, through and through

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

slee-hahahahahahha, let’s be honest I was tumblring

68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?

I googled it and now I belive that Satan is Luke’s last name (get it? Lucifer=Luke? Fine tough crowd)

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

What? I actually don’t know what this means even though I’m pretty sure its something to do with sex/drugs.

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Totally

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

SAVE THE POOR PUPPY OMG I DONT CARE

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) tell like one random person just to get it off my chest

b) do all the things I’ve always wanted to do but never been brave enough & travel the world

c) not if the death would be painless but I would be terribly sad

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Love

74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Wonderwall- Oasis

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

4974

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

If you’re best friends.

77) How can I win your heart?

Being funny, smart and a tad bit sarcastic, also it would be cool if you were into the same things as me

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

yes

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

To get a tumblr

80) What size shoes do you wear?

7

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Actually, I’d rather get made into ashes or donate my body to science.

82) What is your favorite word?

Faboo Placenta Llamas

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

alove get it? like alive but alove. fine dont laugh

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

Welllllllll <<<no I’m serious i picked it up from the doctor

85) What’s the last song you listened to?

Drunk - Ed Sheeran

86) Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?

Electric Green

87) What is your current desktop picture?

Waves, but my laptop is a different story ;) (tumblrfandomstyleplaysinthebackground)

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

I only truly hate two people: I’ll abbreviate their names. A.R. and C.S. but a famous person, I volunteer the Kardashians.

89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Hey the first part is admitting it. 

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Knock them over. 

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Teleport to wherever & whenever I want.

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

When me and my water polo team played Never Have I Ever at the BOE tornament

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

When i ran away

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Oh this is dirty…I’d say oh I don’t even know to many choices.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

London

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

No…

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Maybe when I was little.

98) Ever been on a plane?

YES omg I love flying.

99) Have you ever self harmed?

nononononononononono

100) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Hi I’m Maya Jog and I’m the only person who can speak to everyone in the world at the same time. Fund my research so I can find out how. Also PLACENTA. 

101) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

I lovelovelove danIsnotonfire, secretlyabritishnerd, wizardwithatardis, life-of-a-youtube-fangirl and reasoningwithvampires is pretty funny too (this isn’t counting people in real life and famous ppl) my last fav would be electricgreenglitter woops

102) How much do you weigh?

Haven’t weighed myself recently sorry