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Tag game!

So sherlotter tagged me in this question game. Here are my answers:


1. You are Loki. Having stolen the TARDIS, you decide to use it to humiliate a historical figure. What would you do, and to whom?

I guess the temptation to wedgie Hitler at the Nuremberg Rally would be far too great to resist.

2. Would you rather have an endless supply of cute animals, on the proviso that one dies every day OR the ability to write amazing character fiction but get one pimple for every reader you gain in popularity.

Endless supply of cute animals. It might seem heartless, but if I got upset I could just bury myself in a pile of baby sloths and platypi.

3. Who is the most eccentric person you know, and what do they do that deserves them this distinction? 

I don’t really know. I know a few quirky characters, but no one I would call eccentric.

4. When you were growing up, how much costed a) a creme egg; b) a can of fizzy drink; c) a Freddo bar; d) a Fifth of Bourbon and a pack of Marlboro Lights?

a) 35p b) 45p c) 5p d) no idea.


5. Set a timer for 3’49”. Post the least photogenic picture of yourself that you can find before the buzzer goes.

Behold the horror:  


6. If you could name the first-born child of a celebrity couple, whose child would it be (can be two celebrities who aren’t actually together) and what would you name it?

Can I pair Jim Carrey with Morgan Freeman? I guess I would be obliged to call it Bruce Almighty.

7. You wake up at home, well-rested, on a day with no work or school – in fact, the day holds only a new boxset and a tub of icecream in the fridge with your name on. Describe what you are wearing (pyjamas not permitted). 

I guess probably just a t-shirt and jeans.

8. What would be your ideal fancy dress party theme?

Lord of the Rings/Hobbit/Middle Earth

9. Would you rather find half a worm in your apple or razor blades in your banana?
Depends on when I find the razorblades…..


10. Choose a fictional location to destroy from space with your Death Ray.

Mordor, I guess.

11. Who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes?

Users of #YOLO.



So, questions?


1) If you could play any one instrument that you don’t already play what would it be?

2) Do you believe in the supernatural? If so, why?

3) Favourite book?

4) If you could go one place in the world, where would you go, and why?

5) Its your last day on Earth! How do you spend it?

6) What is the best advice you have ever received?

7) Favourite fantasy archetype?

8) Which is cuter, baby sloth of baby platypi?

9) What is the last thing that you bought?

10) You can spend one hour with anyone you choose. Who is it, nad what do you do?

11) What music are you listening to right now?







dreambigoprah asked:

dear past me, dear future me, dear person i am jealous of. (i kno its moi)

dear past me,

it’ll be ok, kid. you’ll start getting help, and all these fucked up feelings will start making sense.

also stop trying to be friends with those people. they’re all assholes. try keeping in touch with some camp people, it’ll work out.


dear future me,

sorry if i fucked things up for you.


dear person i am jealous of,

you’re not even a specific person.

you’re someone who had a dream and went out and got it. you moved to new york, you tried, you’re happy.

i don’t even know if i’m actually jealous or if i just want you to teach me.