5 Great Tweets - @iamnotdiddy
And now for 5 Great Tweets from funny jackass and parent extraordinaire @iamnotdiddy:
According to my grandpa, in the early 1900’s, women did this thing with their mouth that men loved. It was called “shutting it the fuck up.”
I hate people that leave their dogs in cars. Especially when they just sit there barking at my kids the whole time I’m in the bar.
Typos are God’s way of saynig, “You shoudln’t be masturbating adn tweeting at the same time.”
Daddy, what’s a swinger’s club?“ "Son, that’s where daddy goes to watch mommy give other men blow jobs. Pass the syrup, please.”
I just watched Discovery’s “How It’s Made” and, honestly, I’m never eating another urinal cake again.