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celepom  asked:

How did E.Sports get his scar? Bench-pressing one of those dangerous animals or something totally embarrassing that he would never want to talk about?

When i first designed E.sports i slapped the scar on just to push the edgy evil look. But i’d imagine he got it when he was  younger and really starting to become the current E sports we know. When he full on started breaking people’s property, robbery, etc.

I’d say he got the scar around maybe 17-18?? Cause his family never saw him with the scar or the corrupted crystal.  Ipro was surprised to see his grandson over it in fic.

I always imagined the eye trauma finally triggered his crystal to go full red from corruption along with his eyes. he was never born with red eyes in the first place.   
as to how exactly i’m not to sure. I’m still very up in the air about the entire thing cause the scar was more for aesthetics/design without real thought put into it initially. which in hindsight is a really lame answer.  

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‘Everything numbed for a moment, one long moment, before there was an audible snap
Robbie screamed, the snapped bone shifting further out of place as he tumbled onto the ground. The pain was white-hot and agonising, like the inside of his leg had been scraped out and replaced with burning coals.’

‘"It was a clean break. You’ll be fine,“ Íþró said, "I’m not cruel.”


fanart for @sportsy-elf ‘s amazing fanfic holy shit  
i tried to make a gif as well but it failed

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Facial/head reffs For Afi Ipro and Grandfather glanni for the role reversal au. 

Fun ideas me and my pal had.

Both are in their 80′s. Only glanni actually looks his age while ipro still is as spry as ever. Ipro plays golf while hand-standing so go figure.

Despite glanni no longer being able to walk as much as he used to he can still sneak around and surprise people in his wheelchair. He carries a bag full of grandpa candy ( butterscotch candies, werthers , jollyranchers, etc) 

They both have the Statler and waldorf dynamic going between them. 

I just thought of a way to spread complete Depression™ and the idea is,,,, what if one time Sportacus goes to save Robbie (like usual) but this time, because he is late or some other inconvenience gets in the way, he doesn’t save him in time. This creates major problems for Robbie, his anxiety levels go through the roof and he has physical issues too (from Sport not saving him in time.)
Because Sportacus had never really experienced failure that bad before, he constantly blamed himself for it and cried when Robbie was in a bad state in the hospital. Robbie eventually finds out about Sportacus’ hidden grief over the incident, and tries to comfort him. The first time Robbie ever ignored his hatred for Sport and they get used to each other and interact without any ‘i’ll make you move out of town!!’ business. They become more open and then Robbie makes the very awkward move to become boyfriends and Sport says yes. Robbo is very happy about that and he’s a little bit more cheerful and less miserable around everyone.

I didn’t say it was all going to be Depression™ did I? ;)

I like to think That Sportacus...

while all kind and etc on the outside
Is actually really possessive on the inside.

Like, with the kids for example; say their parents decided to take them on vacation somewhere. 

And Sportacus, while smiling and telling the Parents he was okay with it and all this other positive stuff
was thinking to himself:
“How fucking dare you take my children they are mine you son of a bitches if I so much as find a hair missing off of them I will slit your throat in your sleep”

And Imagine if Glanni and Íþróttaálfurinn were Robbie and Sportacus’ siblings
and Ipro knew about his brothers possessiveness
and started flirting with Robbie
But hes actually into Glanni and hes just flirting just so his bro would grow some balls and tell Robbie how he really feels
and Glanni is in on it
He knows exactly what his lover is doing and is fucking proud of his little sly bitch move

and the moment Ipro starts flirting
Sportacus is still smiling
but inside is going
“"What the fuck you think you doing that bitch is mine you see that ass that ass is mine and if you fucking touch it I will- YOU FUCKING TOUCHED IT. YOU FUCKING TOUCHED IT AND I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU”


“I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR DEMISE SLOW AND PAINFUL YOU LITTLE MUSTARD COLORED BASTARD”

i’m creating a fairly gay and sweet plot on a valentine’s day sportarobbie fic, there’s gonna be some sad stuff in there, but it’s only brief. hmu if you guys wanna read it!!

anonymous asked:

do you have any spprtarobbie/ipro x glanni fic suggestions? :D

Hello there, Anon.

Sadly, I have no Ipro x Glanni suggestions. Mainly bc I didn’t even know it was a thing until I asked my bf.
BUT BOY HOWDY I’M GOING STRAIGHT DOWN THAT RABBIT HOLE.

Although, during that time of asking @duckaesthetic about Ipro x Glanni. He did give me some of HIS suggestions for Sportarobbie.

So lemme just copy and paste that shit now,

A Fall Greater Than He Ever Knew - Sportscandycollective: it’s beautifully written and really dramatic, but warning for injury, mild gore, and medical talk.

the “Home is Where You Are” series, starting with “Welcome to the Building (I Guess)” - Neyiea: absolutely lovely, modern AU

Sugar Plums - Cherryjams: Slow burn but really good, deals a lot in magic, angst, and backstory. There’s also some injury stuff that’s a bit graphic.

There’s No Way! a MissMeanswell: This ones really funny and cute and i really love it, does have some very fluffy and sweet Trixanie in it but it’s nothing bad.

Starting Points - w4rlord: I’m not completely caught up with this one, but it’s a college roommates AU and it’s very cute as far as i’ve read!

“Peanut Butter Banana Sandwiches” + “Honey Butter Toast” -SparkKisses: OH MAN THESE ONES ARE SO SWEET AND DOMESTIC.


those are some of his favs! Check em out!!!

Now, when it comes down to me suggesting, your selection won’t be as much..

But honestly go read all of @duckaesthetic ’s fics so far??? His a03 is duckaesthetic and he’s a phenomenal writer I DEFINITELY recommend all of his work!


Enjoy, Anon! + anyone else who’d like to partake in this list :>

Gets emotional abut Glannipro kissing real gentle n soft and exploring each other for the first time after a long relationship of rough n quick sex where ipro mumbles elvish for love onto Glannis lips and Glanni breathes and looks at Ipro with the reverence he once reserved for expensive gifts

anonymous asked:

Glanni G is the coolest grandpa! Will he adopt me I promise I will scheme with him and be his loyal henchman

Glanni would very much love take you under his wing just be sure to ask when Ipro isn’t around to protest and argue. 

anonymous asked:

if that "ithro isnt abusive" post is referencing sugar plums at all i just want to say that the author made it clear that the abusive character in that story isnt supposed to be ithro/ipro from the plays- its just a name they used for a completely different original character that unfortunately stuck

I don’t think it’s referencing whatever you are talking about even if that somehow is what started it the fanon characterization of Ithro from the play has turned into this sexually abusive asshole character. It would be one thing if like one or two fics used that characterization in an au fic or something but the fact is nearly 90% of the fandom now considers this fanon characterization to be canon. Even if ithro is slightly more aggressive in how hard he pushes for the kids to exercise and eat well than sport is you can’t deny the fact that 1. He’s not aggressive to the point of abuse 2. He’s literally just an early version of Sportacus Magnús Scheving would never have created a character that was supposed to be a teacher for kids but have him be actively abusive.
My problem isn’t that I hate the idea of a couple people trying to write kinky fic my problem is that one or two people writing kinky fic has turned into a majority of the fandom seeing this role model for CHILDREN as an active abuser being considered almost canon because apparently no one can unstick themselves from this idea and come up with something different (or even just stick to his actual characterization in the play)? It just really upsets me because it’s gone beyond the “oh I’m going to make him act like this for one fic” and taken on a whole new level of awful

(Btw this post isn’t directed at the asker they were simply pointing out something it’s mainly just me ranting about something I’ve been thinking for weeks)

anonymous asked:

Íþró's subscribed to Glanni's youtube account and somehow he's always the first comment with something like "gonna get u this time Glæpur" and his comments always have thousands of upvotes

ipros old man ass works youtube with the grace of an elderly man with large thumsb on an iphone and hes only good at using twitter

all of his selfies are blurs

theres one thats clearly glanni kissing him but he looks like a cryptid (like they were taking a selfie together and glanni kissed him and he dropped the phone but posted it anyway)