As soon as it’s released who is in charge of the movie I’m hopping on that ship. I’m not even kidding, the studio where the liveaction segments are going to be recorded is twenty minutes from my house. It’s my end goal to get hired at that office but I WILL SETTLE FOR THIS IN THE SHORT TERM. I wanna be an extra, in the distance I don’t even need to be facing the camera, JUST SLAP ME IN A GROUP SHOT DUDE

More general human experience standup

“And then it’s like, we have all this so called ‘Skin?’ It’s just hanging around keeping all the goo inside? And I’m supposed to believe it’s not getting anything outta this deal? I wasn’t born yesterday, 'Skin!’”

“Blood, y'all. We all got hell of blood inside us. It’s got cells and then get this, this shit has *plasma.* It’s like, what am I, doc, 1080p HD or what?”

“You ever thought about bones? How they’re all up in every person. Bones are wild.”

anonymous asked:

i think i asked about it a long time ago, but do you have any magical realism or urban fantasy ideas? also could you possibly link me to any lists you may already have of those? thank you so much!!

  • Character A is a fairy that has very little natural luck with plants or animals, but they’re a genius when it comes to technology. Character B’s computer has a nasty virus, and Character A has been paid to come to Character B’s house to perform some sort of cryptic spell – or to just download antivirus software – on Character B’s computer.
  • “I mean I could use my legs to walk on land, but it’s a lot easier for me to use a wheelchair because I have a lot of upper body strength from swimming. Also, did you know that over 80% of water-to-land mermaids suffer from chronic pain in their legs and feet? That’s a real statistic, look it up.” AU
  • Character A is monster that falls in the ‘eldritch horror’ category – meaning that they’re just downright horrifying and not tied to any real species – and while it can be lonely, Character A makes an absolute killing being an actor in horror/slasher movies.
  • While working at an aquarium, Character A’s job is to swim around in a very large tank, look pretty, and to take cute pictures with tourists. Everything is absolutely dandy, until a new employee starts to outshine Character A’s performance. This sparks a rivalry between the two, competing to see who can be the best aquatic performer.
  • “Once, I got really stressed out during an exam and I set my papers on fire, and that’s how I found out that I have a knack for fire magic.” AU
  • Character A works at a coffee shop, and Character A draws sigils in the customer’s foam per their requests. Character B often comes in the coffee shop, and Character A always makes sure to add extra force in Character B’s drink for “luckiness” and “fortune”.
  • “Everybody expected my familiar to be something cool like a barn owl or a black cat, but I got a corn snake. He’s still pretty neat though, even if he’s a little unconventional.” AU

anonymous asked:

do you know who takes the photos for #KimDaily ?

Sorry for not answering this ask for so long!! I didn’t want to answer because 1. someone had already asked 2. i don’t know the answer.. but i guess that’s changed bc guess what happened today!!!!?

it’s namjoon!! and it’s his look from this #KimDaily . i wonder who’s the mysterious person taking all of these nice snaps…

wow!!! look at Him go.. 

who is hE?

of course, it’s our most precious angel, jimin~~ thank-you for your hard work!!

Doodle of secret dragon prince/princess, Yadira @imperfekct