what if the true reason why zoya left the darkling’s ranks is bc she saw the way he looked at alina & saw how frustrated he started to get at work so one day she was like, “you two just need to bone” and he was like “?? what did you say??” while ivan made a strangled noise in the back of his throat and whispered, hoping against hope, “don’t say it again” but zoya just looked her soverenyi dead in the fucking eye and went, “i said you two need to bone.”
so there he is, eyes like saucers, nostrils flaring, and he just whispers in the deadliest, most dangerous voice he can find: “hoooooow DARE you soldier nazyalensky. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR!!!!!!!! COMMANDER!!!!!!(bOOoOoooOOooOOooOOoOOOONE!!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!)

Can I just say that there is a patient here with a can of MACE in her pocket and she has been threatening the staff ALL DAY and no one has called the supervisor about it?!?!

Like… that should not be allowed to happen. That should have been confiscated when she was in the ER, and the FIRST time she pulled it out and threatened someone, security should have been called.

That spray gets in the air and your eyes burn from across the room, and we have people here who are intubated and sick as shit and you’re bringing THIS to the table?

I s2g.