i... i went way too hard on this

We need to talk about Phichit for a second.

He’s so happy and memeingful and he cares about Yuuri so much! First off, Phichit is only 20 and probably, like Yuuri, moved to America when he was around 18. But he left and went back to Bangkok because his buddy was gone. He could’ve stayed in America since Celestino is there but maybe not having his best friend made him lonely and homesick.

Yuuri needs to contact that songwriter girl and is nervous she hates him?

Phichit: I’m sure that’s not the case. I’ll find her for you.

He understands that Yuuri tends to be anxious and has low self-confidence so he needs to reassure there are absolutely no hard feelings. The girl is probably neutral but Yuuri is too down on himself to see it in a positive way. Meanwhile, wing man Phichit sees all!

First time in Barcelona for the GPF and bestie made it too?

Phichit: I gotta call him so we can sightsee together!

So precious! He wants to share this experience with his friend! Last year, he probably called/texted Yuuri constantly. How’s Sochi? Did you talk to Viktor? Did you go sightseeing? You’ll do great!

Phichit has this great dream and he’s gonna tell the world someday. First thing on his mind though?

Phichit: I have this great plan that not even my best friend Yuuri knows about!

Yuuri thinks of Phichit as his closest friend and I have no doubt that Phichit thinks the same of him. I think Yuuri is Phichit’s first true skating friend. There might not be another prominent Thai male figure skater in this universe. Yuuri is probably the first friend Phichit could connect with and he was able to tell him his dream of The King and the Skater. He wants to tell Yuuri about all of his dreams! He wants Yuuri to be the first person to know about his life plans!

He’s just so wholesome and sweet and supportive and just…can we just hug him and love him? Please???

When people pull the “Rey survived on Jakku and didn’t become a murder” as a tactic to downplay the canon life time child grooming Ben went through, I can’t help but be really creeped out or just kinda sick. If Snoke had targeted Rey instead of Ben it’s not hard to see a likely circumstance with Snoke dangling the carrot of acceptance, answers, power and control for her too. It’s also not hard to imagine Rey eventually succumbing to these temptations.

Desperation opens the door for users/abusers. I know the idea that feeling sympathy for Kylo Ren/Ben Solo is just way too drastic and despicable for some people, but please let’s not pretend having space Voldemort target you is so easy. We will always have to accept the wrongs that Kylo has done, but never again am I going to feel bad for wanting to see him get better or change his fate.

I just really love the idea of NHL Jack (AU where he never went to Samwell) taking a check into the glass way too hard during a game and the glass shatters and he goes completely through and is suddenly in the lap of our wonderful Southern Bell Eric Bittle
And Eric of course is just like “???????? are you ok????”
And Jack is just looking at him like “holy shit who are you and why have we never met”

But alternatively, I love Eric being like “!!!!!!AHHHHHH!!!!!” (Because when that shit happens in real hockey holy shit it gets fucking hype like 0 to 100 real fast) and just smiling and laughing and screaming
And Jack is still just in awe

My Story:

I don’t remember the first time I thought of myself as fat, but I’ve always struggled with my weight. I got my period in 6th grade, I was the first of my friends to get it. In jr. high I thought of myself as “chubby” because I was the only one with boobs and curves. In high school I showed too much cleavage as a way of combatting how insecure I was about my body. The summer between sophomore and junior year my mom invested in a nutritionist. We went together every Saturday. We’d sit down with the Dr. and talk about our eating habits and exercise. I truly truly thank my mom for investing in our health that summer because now I really know the difference between what’s good for my body and what isn’t. I lost about 20 pounds that summer. When the school year started a boy told me I was too skinny and had no ass so I abandoned all the hard work I had put into losing weight and gained it all back. After that it was a constant struggle. I was really active in high school, cheer, tennis, and swim, so going off to college and becoming inactive was terrible for me. I gained the “freshmen 15” and then some. Right after Christmas my freshmen year, I got mono and lost 20 pounds. I was so excited. Of course I gained it all back pretty quickly. Sophomore year I joined the Alpha Chi Omega sorority. The picture to the left was me at our Pizza Pie with Alpha Chi philanthropy. I was 190 pounds, my heaviest and I hated myself. My confidence was at an all time low. When I look at that picture I don’t even see myself, I see a fat slob. Over Christmas break my sophomore year of college I got engaged. Of course I made it my mission to lose weight before I got married, every girl wants to look her best on her wedding day. My now husband and I decided to get married a year and a half from when we got engaged so I had some time to really get healthy. Being the procrastinator I am, I floated between 180-185 for the next 16 months, but I gained an eating disorder. Binge eating is no joke. When there was food in front of me, I’d eat it. If I was bored, I’d eat anything and everything I could get my hands on. It was bad, my portion sizes were pretty much how ever much of that food I had within arms reach. I crept back up to 190 in May of 2016. That next month, June, I came home for the summer and began my weight loss sprint to the finish line. Our wedding date was set for Aug. 6th so I had about 6 weeks (give or take a couple days). I invested in a personal trainer (Sweatprettyco, look her up on Instagram, she’s amazing), cut out dairy, sugar, and all unnatural carbs. By unnatural carbs I mean I didn’t eat bread or pasta or crap, I still ate the carbs from fruit and veggies. I also went to see a Dr. and was prescribed 2 months of phentermine. Phentermine gave me a lot of energy and took away my hunger. At the beginning it was hard to eat at all. I’d work out in the morning (I’ve never been a breakfast person) go to work right after, get home at 4 or 5pm and realize I hadn’t had a single bite to eat all day. It wasn’t until 6 or 7pm that I’d start to get a headache from not eating all day. It only took about half a week for me to figure out how to fit small, healthy meals into my schedule. Once I figured out how to balance everything I started dropping weight fast. My stomach shrank so small portion sizes actually filled me up. I then realized that I had had an eating disorder. It actually took being proscribed a weight loss medication for me to figure out that I needed help. Just to clarify, phentermine isn’t a weight loss magical pill. It supported my weight loss, but I still had to put in the work to get where I wanted to be. I went out two separate times before my wedding (one being my bachelorette party) and ate and drank without holding back. I honestly had a great summer. My fiancé and I were apart most of the summer so I got to really focus on myself, my friendships, my family, planning my wedding, and just being me. I lost about 15 pounds that summer but gained back a couple pounds of muscle. I was 175 on my wedding day and I was more confident then I’ve ever been in my life. I truly felt beautiful and wanted. I came to terms with myself. The picture to the right was me at my bridal party, the weekend before my wedding. After the wedding, Adam and I went back to school to begin our senior year of college. It’s winter break now and I’ve kept off the weight. I’ve been seeing a personal trainer but my body hasn’t changed much because I’m not watching what I’m eating. I’m doing just enough to stay the same, still eating absolute crap. You see, living with a boy is hard. Adam is tall and muscular. He can eat whatever he wants and not gain a pound. He’s in the fire/paramedic academy so he’s very physical. He gets home at night and we go out to eat. Every night. It’s bad, really really bad. But I feel like I’m using all that as an excuse! I have no self control! I need to figure it out! I did so good this summer, I just need to get back into that frame of mind. I’m going to keep seeing my personal trainer next semester, but I’m also really going to focus on my eating. I’m student teaching from January 9th, 2017 to the beginning of May and I think since I’ll be on such a strict schedule with teaching and work, I can really plan out my meals and snacks for the day. If I can just stay ahead of the game and eat right, I will drop weight quickly. I know I will because I’ll be doing everything right! I’d really like to get a Facebook group together to motivate each other. A small group of girls from anywhere in the world, just motivating each other and keeping each other accountable. I want a group of girls that will actually be disappointed in me if I fall off the wagon. If this sounds good to you send me a message. I’m kind of reaching out to the fitblr/fitspo/fitfam community. I need you guys. If my story sounds familiar or motivates you, maybe motivates is the wrong word… If my story does anything for you, let me know! I’ve honestly never written it out before like this, so it might sound choppy or confusing, but it’s real, it’s me and I need all the help I can get this semester. So let’s do this together, starting January 1st, new year new me right? Let’s start 2017 off with the right eating habits, working out 4-5 times a week, and being the best versions of ourselves. Sound like a plan?

We were children engulfed in our innocence.
We never measured risks, never thought about a future we were never fully ready to commit to.
I loved you at a time where love was the only thing I knew how to harvest hope in.
I placed too many dreams in your empty hands, too many expectations for the things I wished we’d become.
We never did become.
You went on with your life as best as you could and in my own ways I did too.
Sometimes I still think of you.
The war we fought with the world for something we both knew wouldn’t last.
The battlefield we stood on opposite sides of and how much of our saving came from the disassembling of everything good that we were.
I took your innocence.
Somewhere you are still running with mine.
We could never get back who we were then.
No matter how hard we’ve both tried.
I look at you and your walls are higher than the last time I ran hurdles over them.
I don’t speak openly about love anymore.
Sometimes I still think of you.
I hope you know that there is still a thousand things that drag me next to you.

read more for the illustrated definition of “spending way too much time on something

(an extremely wild AU where Michael has a 4-second-moment of genuine sense of guilt and other assorted human emotions the night before the N-Y heist. yeah yeah I know, how far fetched, I’m crazy like that.)

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Parwez (age 15)

“I come from Nangarhar in Afghanistan.

I’m travelling with my cousin - it’s just the two of us now. I’m 15 and my cousin is 16. My father was with us too, but we lost him on the way, in the forest on the border between Iran and Turkey. The police fired on us, and I don’t know where my father went. After that, we moved on to Bulgaria and to Serbia.

My father always told me: ‘You have to be strong because the way that we are going is very hard. Your life is in danger, you have to leave Afghanistan.’

We’ve been here in Belgrade for 12 days. We’re sleeping in an old train station, in a big hall. It’s not good at all, it’s too smoky. We don’t have clean water to drink. At 1PM, volunteers come and give us food, and sometimes we also eat eggs.

Before we left, my father said: ‘There’s no peace here, there’s only war, that’s why we have to go.’

My father had been to France before his job. When we left, I expected that we’d go to France and that there’d be no war.

I feel like I don’t have any chance. I told the authorities that I want to go to one of the camps [in Serbia]. They told me that I can go to a closed camp, but I don’t want to live like that. I’d like to go to an open camp.

The way we have been treated makes me feel really sad. I don’t like politicians – it’s because of politicians that we are stuck here.

It wasn’t a good situation in Bulgaria. The police came, and they beat me. Here in Serbia, a lot of organisations are helping us. But the weather is too cold.

My family are still in Afghanistan. Sometimes I talk to them on the phone.

I’m really sad now because my mother isn’t here, I don’t have my family, it’s not a good life. When I sleep at night, I always cry. I say to my cousin: ‘Where is my mother, where is my father, where is my family?’”

Serbia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCdm4ze_Oxs 

anonymous asked:

i wonder, what kind of tv series your characters watchin'? whats their favorite?

OOOOOH I LOVE THIS QUESTION, THANK YOUUUUU

okay so santi is a closet nerd. he’s read all the “a song of ice and fire” (aka game of thrones) books and loves them but he hates the show because it butchers the characters and the plots. somehow he still watches it tho because he loves to get mad and complain about it (aka me) (he’s currently stalking the internet for season 7 spoilers and laughing at how dumb they sound)

also he’s a fcking weeb and loves fullmetal alchemist and gurren lagann

rooney is really into wholesome reality shows like terrace house. she also watches the food network like 24/7 and loves chopped and cutthroat kitchen. whenever santi comes over they watch it together and yell at the contestants on tv. she also likes old shows like i dream of jeannie, bewitched, and i love lucy (santi also watches these with her, oh and golden girls too, but shh don’t tell anyone) OH AND THEY ALSO WATCH TELENOVELAS TOGETHER while gianni just sits there like

because he only half understands spanish

gianni likes weird shit like twin peaks and the x-files. oh and the twilight zone. he and rooney also watched stranger things together (she cried) he also inexplicably likes new girl?

lou and fiona love gameshows. especially family feud. they really get a kick out of steve harvey’s reactions to inappropriate answers. fiona also loves gory shows like dexter and the walking dead (she’s a weird kid)

avey loves rupaul’s drag race and k-dramas. also when jersey shore was still airing he and santi used to have viewing parties every week for the new episodes (did i mention they’re from new jersey? because they are. that’s why they’re so weird)

eli, miyu and ezra love breaking bad and empire. they also really liked the get down. and steven universe…pretty much anything on cartoon network. (courage the cowardly dog is miyu’s fave, she aspires to be shirley the chihuahua medium) 

“If I lose you too, what will become of me?”

SEPTEMBER 29th WAS KINDINGS DAY AND I DIDN’T GET THE MEMO DAMN IT

Dorky nerd takes on way too much work and fights way too hard for his king; goat husbando cuddles him until he stops being a worrisome self-sacrificing idiot, more at 11.

I went way too HAM on the inks here, so I think I can confidently call this day one of my Inktober entries too, haha! 

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Dear Diary:

so… noct found gladio’s stash of alcohol (*゚ー゚)ゞ

and iggy and gladio were busy out getting supplies! and… i didn’t know what to do except follow after noct (・:゚д゚:・)

he… he kind of drank a lot, you know… he kept wandering around and bumping into things and people and… (; ̄Д ̄)

and then he went off to the overlook! i thought he was going to fall over the cliff so i dragged him away to take selfies ((((;゜Д゜)))

and then he smelled the skewer stall, which was good because it was way past lunchtime and way too early to be drinking, noct!! (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾)

except… after we got done eating he seemed to sober up a little, and it was hard to be mad at him…

he… he has to deal with a lot, huh… (;へ:)

and then he freakin’ ran off and hid in an alleyway and finished the freakin’ bottle 。゜(`Д´)゜。

so i called gladio. because… iggy would murder him, right? prince noct, trying to swim in the fountain while wasted?! (((╹д╹;)))

for some reason, gladio thought the whole thing was hilarious, which… was better than him being mad, right? 。(*^▽^*)ゞ

and it… it was nice to see him laughing (;^ω^)

but then… we only took our eyes off noct for a minute! maybe two!! and… and… when we found him again… ヽ ( ꒪д꒪ )ノ

he… he wouldn’t take it off. he kept saying that he looked amazing. gladio looked like he was going to cry from laughing so hard, and then he got close enough to smell noct and i was pretty sure gladio was going to murder him before iggy did (・:゚д゚:・)

… and then iggy finally figured out where we were…

he gave us the look. like, the look (╬⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ Д ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾)

it’s… even scarier in real life… (・・。)ゞ

b-but now we’re all back in the hotel room! noct keeps trying to touch iggy’s hair and i’m… i’m pretty sure this is my last night alive (*゚ー゚)ゞ

it… it was nice knowing you, diary… (;へ:)

… iggy just asked if curry was my favourite… that’s probably bad, right? 。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。

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Seth Meyers has a message for the first woman president.

Captioned:

“[I] thought Hillary would be the first woman president, but she won’t be. But that does mean that someone’s daughter is out there right now who will one day have that title. Maybe you’re a woman who’s currently a senator. Maybe you’re still in college. Hopefully, you’re not a toddler, but who knows? With the way things went last night, who knows? The fact is, we don’t know who you are, but I imagine this day will be a defining one for you. One that will make you work hard and strive farther. And whoever you are, I hope I live to see your inauguration…and I hope my mom does too. She was really excited yesterday and I was really sad for her. Whoever you are wherever you are, you were probably rooting for Hillary, but now you can still be the first woman president. Whoever you are wherever you are, go get it.”

“I do things in my own way, but I’ve never felt any need to rebel. To be honest, I’ve always had far too much freedom. I had a job when I was 10. I started living on my own when I was 17 or 18. I’ve earned my own money; I’ve traveled the world. What would I rebel against? I’ve had so much freedom, sometimes it was hard. My parents wanted to protect me, but they had no idea how to. I had to learn as I went and make my own mistakes. I went from being totally unknown and never acting professionally to being in a major movie and being very famous. It all happened so quickly, I didn’t have any time to work things out. It’s been pretty scary at times.”

“He was young, and beautiful, and talented, and suddenly had a few bucks in his pocket. I think that level of adoration is just difficult for human beings, I don’t think anybody receives a disproportionate amount of adoration and handles it gracefully. It’s awkward, you become too full of yourself, too egotistical, too self-centered, because everybody is flushing you with this attention. There’s no way anybody handles that well. Some people end up dying because of it, like child actors, ‘You’re the greatest thing ever. Oh – you went through puberty, next.’ That’s a hard thing to go through, and I think it was hard for John, I think it affected him in a rough way.”

- Anthony Kiedis about John Frusciante

Ahh, this takes me back♪
This is a picture from the summer festival last year~!!
The moment I sneaked in while You wasn’t paying attention, and chomped on her ikayaki!
Ehehe- Chika has her ways too♡
While I was organizing the desk during spring cleaning, I found this- I guess it’s better to get spring cleaning over with- Yeah♡
It’d be cool if I found 500 yen now, but I’d be happy with at least 100~♡
All my snacks lately have been winter staples from Izu, I’m tired of oranges….
At any rate, this year we’ve begun our school idol activities as Aqours, and it’s been an eventful year.
I have way too many pictures I want to use in my New Year’s cards! Every scene is a special memory of Chika's♡
Aqours will work hard in the new year- and I absolutely want to shine with all my friends on the highest stage!! That’s Chika’s big dream right now-.
Even if Uranohoshi went away, we’ll leave proof that we were here.

snrdd  asked:

is it possible to cum just by kicking/squeezing? tell us if you tried!

Anyone know if I can answer asks with an image on mobile? Anyway yes, I usually kick or squeeze or punch kalebs balls while he is masturbating.. About 3minutes ago I just went nuts punching his balls first thing this morning then squeezed and slapped them as he came. But from Ballbusting alone? I’ve done that too. Back in college we had an hour long hard-core busting session and funny enough at the end of it he said he was gonna go Jerk off so as a little present he stood up and I slapped his nuts on the way by, he shot down to the floor and I thought I had really hurt him (his eyes rolled back and he made a weird face) and his dick just started shooting. This went on for minutes. He told me later it was the strongest orgasm he had ever felt and his brain turned completely off for it. I would give him that again if I knew how

Today, I fucked up... by peeing too hard

I had a meeting at work today. There were about 30 people in the meeting, and it was very important. It was only supposed to last 1-2 hours, but it went way over time. 3 hours after the meeting started, I really had to pee. But seeing as it was already an hour over time, I was confident I could hold it till the meeting was over. No one else had gotten up since the meeting started, and seeing as I’ve only been employed there for less than a month, I wasn’t going to be the first one to do so.

After 4 hours, my bladder was about to explode. I battled myself mentally, trying to convince myself to just go pee, while the other half of me didn’t want to make a bad impression this early in my career. Right as I was about to jump up and just go for it, they wrapped up the meeting. As soon as they dismissed, I jumped from my seat and ran straight to the bathroom.

I started unzipping before i had barely made it into the bathroom, and I was already peeing 2 steps from the urinal. I settled in at the urinal and unleashed a fire-hydrant load of urine. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who had to use the restroom, because there were more and more people coming in and using the toilets or standing along the wall behind me, waiting for the urinal to open up.

Not wanting to stand there and pee forever, I tensed up by bladder, peeing as hard and as fast as I could. I guess when you do this you also hold your breath. Either way, I pushed way too hard, for way too long. I started getting really light headed and lost my balance. I took 2 steps back and passed out, falling straight on my back. I was probably only passed out in the floor for less than 5 seconds, but that was plenty enough time for about 10 of my coworkers to see me stumble back, fall in the floor with my dick hanging out of my pants, and then piss into the air like an angel statue in a park all over myself and the floor. I’m not sure I can show my face there tomorrow.

Tl;dr Tried to pee too hard, showed my dick to my coworkers, and pissed all over myself.

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