i. couldn't. resist. im. so. sorry

A Concept

You go to see The Shape of Water in theaters. It’s spectacular. It’s awesome. It’s everything you imagined but better. Plenty of fish man camera shots to drool over. He’s adorable and kind. Eliza is a wonderful and fascinating character. She’s selfless and loving. You’re so glad she’s the central character. As you watch it, there’s nothing but unending love for the two of them and their unlikely romance in your aching heart. Your love for them only grows as the film plays. You can feel the warmth of their love radiating off onto you and into your soul.

The story is enchantingly dark and romantic. It’s a beautiful, touching story. It’s easily one of the best films you have ever seen. By the end of it, you swear someone must have started cutting onions in the theater.

You decide to stay to watch the credits, immobile by how breathtaking and gorgeous the film was, unready to leave behind such a wondrous film, reluctant to truly return to the bleak world we live in.

The credits roll and this song starts playing.

Your tears are gone. Your mood has changed. Your heart skips a beat. People around you are in awe, some paused in their motion to exit the room, others still in their seats unmovable like you.

A single, desolate thought is the only one able to form in your mind:

“What in the fuck?”

Shepard: So I believe what you’re trying to say, is ‘thank you’.

Ryder: Thank you?

Shepard: You’re welcome!

Ryder: What? No, no, no. I didn’t- why would I…?

Shepard: Okay, okay. *laughs*

Shepard: I see what’s happening here
You’re face to face with greatness, and it’s strange
You don’t even know how you feel
It’s adorable!
Well, it’s nice to see you kids never change

Open your eyes, let’s begin
Yes, it’s really me: Shepard. Breathe it in!

I know it’s a lot, I look like hell
After saving the damn Citadel!

What can I say except you’re welcome
For those Reapers I blew from the sky
Hey, it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome
I only had suffocate and die!

Hey!
What has two thumbs and saves galaxies
While the council “works” (bitch please!)
That’s me!

On Noveria cold
Who stopped the geth from down below
You’re lookin’ at her, yo!

Oh, also I cured the genophage
You’re welcome!
To bring about “peace” for an age

Brought Cerberus to its knees
You’re welcome!
Just give me in-store discounts please!

So what can I say except you’re welcome
For Saren, who I beat up with glee
Ryder, you’ll find your way
You’re welcome!
Just remember none are more badass than me!
You’re welcome!
You’re welcome!

Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I could go on and on
I can explain every battle I’ve ever won
Earth, Palaven, Tuchunka, Thessia
Easy to save when you are the best-ia

I killed vorcha
I buried its guts
Dated a turian (which was kinda nuts)
What’s the lesson
What is the take-away
Don’t mess with Shepard when she’s on a break away

And these scars right here on my face
Are caused by renegade actions in space
Look at my crew
We make everything happen
Look at that geth Legion just tickety-tappin’
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey!

Well, anyway let me say you’re welcome
For the galaxy that you now know
Hey it’s okay, it’s okay
You’re welcome
Well, come to think of it, I think,
I should go

Hey, it’s your day to say you’re welcome
‘Cause I’m gonna need the Tempest
To go find the Normandy
You’re welcome
'Cause I only fly the very best!

You’re welcome
You’re welcome
You’re welcome

[from a distance] : It’s your problem now!

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☆ Victor “Vitya” Nikiforov // age 15 彡

↳ Kubo Exhibition 

imagine

someone/something makes connor laugh (which barely ever happens) and to everyone’s surprise connor’s laugh is really soft and adorable?? everyone is dying
they’re all like “hoLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL 911 CONNOR IS LAUGHING AND ITS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEAR T”

tree bros addition bc i’m trash: evan getting all blushy over it and when connor asks him why his face is so red evan is just like “you um.. have a really. uh, cute laugh,, is all *sweats*” and connor starts blushing too and they’re just gay nerds in love i’m sorry

anonymous asked:

Please oh please do more catwoman and Robin art. I love the cuteness between Damian and her! Would love to see more!

sORRY THIS IS LONG, there’s scenes missing bc i didn’t want to make it even longer, but u can probably infer dami can’t resist a cute animal and selina loves playing w/ batsy and his kids… isis is from btas, but i think they would bond over their love of animals, catmama to the rescue when a lone bird is on patrol

rainbowninicono  asked:

Im sorry for askking you 2 times in a row i feel like a creep but i couldn't resist so can i have a scenario where bakugou's female mate gets taken away from him you can chose which rank they are in

It’s no problem! I love angst uwu. Thank you for the request! I made Bakugo an Alpha and his s/o an omega, because I just feel like that bond is so much stronger. And there would be more consequences due to separation. Also first scenario!~


She was gone. 

His mate, his omega. 

If that handsy-looking motherfucker did anything remotely related to coming close to her, he was going to rip him to pieces. 

No, he was going to rip him to pieces anyway. 

But Bakugo was locked up in the back of a van by the teachers of UA. They knew what he was capable of, and they locked him up even before telling him what had happened to you, aware of the consequences of not being prepared for his reaction. 

All he could do was scream, cry for his omega; he needed her more than life itself. The separation between an alpha and an omega was truly saddening, heartbreaking and potentially dangerous. Every omega within a mile radius could hear his cries, acknowledging it as an alpha without his mate. 

Bakugo could do nothing but cry, wail as explosions never ceased within the cuffs that covered his hands. His forearms began to throb, but he didn’t care. He needed to show everyone that you were his. Needed to give that crumbling-fucktard a fucking lesson as to whose omega he’s fucking with. She was his and his alone. No other bitch alpha could even look at her. He needs to take her, make sure she’s completely covered in his essence, his scent, inside and out. 

God, he was going to fucking kill this dude. 

Bakugo could only imagine the things he could be doing to her. It made his skin crawl. He could feel a pain in his stomach at the thought of being away from her any longer. All he could see was the dark insides of this tin can of a fucking car! He had to go claim his mate! Show her that her alpha is him. 

At the verge of insanity, the doors opened, revealing the bright street lamps of where they had been parked. It’s night time already? How long has he been in here? But that’s when he heard her cries. 

Her trembling form was in front of him, a blanket enveloping her shoulders as Aizawa escorted her to where Bakugo was situated. She was distressed at seeing Bakugo in such a state, all bound up, and smelling the strong pheromones of loss and desperation at being away from his mate lingering in the air. She shook Aizawa’s hand off of her shoulder, running to him as fast as she could. 

Bakugo’s heart was in his throat. She’s okay. She’s home now. 

His body had relaxed in the chains, tears dripping down his cheeks as the pain subsides with every stride she took to be with him. She must have been feeling similar symptoms in their time apart, if not worse, her protector not being there to surround her in his scent. 

When she climbed into the van, he woke back up from his haze, her omega scent soothing his rage temporarily. He had to touch her. Make sure that fucktard didn’t leave one bit of his scent on her. 

She was crying too, as he could see, as she fumbled with the locks that kept him away from her. She yanked the head gear off his face, her voice coming out in a breathy whimper of relief. 

“Katsuki-” She couldn’t even finish her sentence before he almost tackled her, face deep into her neck, scenting her as she purred at the sensation, scenting him back. Sobs wracked through his body as he pressed himself against her, taking her all in. She was okay. She was here. Here with her Alpha. 

 "Did he touch you? What did he do? (Y/N), did he fucking touch you?“ He mumbled into her hair, grip tight enough to cause bruises, but she didn’t care. Her fingers thread through his hair, his body relaxing with a low growl, taking this moment to be with her. 

 "No, no he didn’t.“ 

“Good, because I might have had to break his fucking-“ 

 "Katsuki." 

 ”..You’re glad I love you, shitty girl.“ 

 "I love you too, Bakugo.”

  • hyungwon: shin hoseok? what a loser i hate him i- *trips* *thousands of pictures of wonho spill from his pockets* h-he’s so annoying I-these aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i- *gathering them up frantically sweating* listen i just- listen fuck *thousands more pictures of wonho scatter across the floor* shit fuck im holding them for a friend just <i>listen</i>

anonymous asked:

(Regarding the love like you video) DO IT JUST. DO IT. (sorry it is so precious and adorable I couldn't resist QAQ)

omg thank you!!

 in process… i dont promisse anything because im pretty sure i will erase all by the shame xDDD