i. am. freaking. out

*Feels really attracted to a guy*

Me: Oh no, I think I am just straight. O_O 

*Feels really attracted to a woman*

Me: Am I…am I a lesbian? O_O

-Ruminates and freaks out over my sexuality for days on end- 

Brain: You know Bisexuality is a thing? That thing you said you were. You’re fucking Bi you nitwit. 


Originally posted by the-awesome-elvispresley

Any other Bisexuals go through this? Lmfao. 

City Lights | one

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

genre: angst, fluff

word count: 3k


The part she hated the most about being a Princess was that one. When she needed to dress up and smile for a bunch of people who didn’t give a shit about her. They weren’t her people, the people to whom she had promised her life to. They were just people who could, but wouldn’t, help her country.

It had been like that for years. Once a year the King would throw a month of parties to other Kings and Princes and Princesses from all over the world. But that month, in that year, it was special. It was special because the King would choose a husband to his daughter.

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anonymous asked:

Hogwart houses as husbands while the baby is being delivered.

Ravenclaw: Books didn’t prepare me for this
Hufflepuff: Here’s a cookie, cookies help, oh wait no they don’t, THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
Gryffindor: Running around freaking out (unlike the one having the baby. They’re pretty calm oddly enough)
Slytherin: …actually handling this well for once.

fade-aw-ay  asked:

Hi! I am freaking out because I made plans to go out with friends tonight and I already payed the entry fee but I know I wont be able to resist the drinks there... I dont know what to do to keep away from the calories without cancelling which means losing the money...

Do you drive and/or work? Maybe tell them you’ve been called in for an early shift in the morning and therefore don’t want to drink much, or any, alcohol. There’s also always the excuse that you have to drive sometime in the morning and don’t want to risk the chance of being pulled over and being over the limit. At the very least, there’s a handful of low calorie alcoholic drinks so if you can’t resist drinking at least you have some options. Any mixers with coke zero or sprite zero (and vodka) should only be around 70 calories depending on the spirit involved. 

just-simply-aging  asked:

📖 stories are fun~ more stories~~


Lucky for you, I have an extremely weird family , which means funny stories.

I have two in my mind, so imma break the rules and tell both of them since they’re relatively short.

Story number 1: I went to a bowling alley with my cousins for my brother’s birthday, and there’s a few arcade games and prizes there (the prizes are surprisingly good there btw. I’m impressed), and two of my cousins (who are both 22 may I add, this is important) got fake mustaches. When we were all leaving the bowling alley, they were both screaming “spaghetti” while wearing the fake mustaches. Both of them have really dark brown, almost black hair, and one of the fake mustaches was blonde. So one of my cousins was screaming “spaghetti” with a fake mustache that’s bright yellow. Again, they’re both 22.
…..Most of my cousins are coming over tomorrow to celebrate my birthday late, oh dear God, help me.

Story number 2: this isn’t really a story since there’s not much of a backstory to it, but last thanksgiving one of my cousins started twerking in front of my entire family while getting food. This is one of my cousins who was wearing a fake mustache during my brother’s birthday btw.
…..I’m really scared for tomorrow now, help me.

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Okay so I found my dead grandfather’s journal from 56 years ago. This is some old stuff, okay, and I was like yeah I’m gonna read a page or two. 

Basically he wrote down this road trip he did with a friend of his (name is Giulio) but at some point it gets so weird.

I’ll try my best to translate it from italian to english (english is not my first language) and well, I’m also having a hard time trying to read my gandpa’s writing cause he wrote like a drunk snail.

Now, beware, my grandfather was an italian man dedicated to work, church, work and work, who believed in the traditional family and all that Jazz. But at some point I reach this part where he writes: “yesterday me and Giulio slept in the same tent as mine was stolen at the gas station. As it was really cold, we slept close. In the middle of the night I realized that the warmth next to me did not belong to my Nadia (his fiancé at the time, my grandmother). It was the most intense feeling I’ve ever felt”.

And I was like allright that’s some weird no homo bullshit but who cares.


“I was having a cigarette whilst Giulio was asleep in the car, having a nap before we hit the road again. In the midst of the smoke of my tobacco, I saw his face and thought that the woman who is going to marry him will be lucky”.

Grandpa, what the hell? 


“We shared a bed. Old motel did not have spare rooms, it was awkward at first. Then I started thinking that the warmth of Giulio’s body is somehow becoming more familiar to me then Nadia’s.”

Now, I have like seventy more pages of this goddamn journal but I am pretty fucking sure my gandfather had the worst crush over his best friend.

The complete post X

  • Ravenclaw: I feel trapped.
  • Hufflepuff: We're in the middle of an open field.
  • Ravenclaw: No, I feel trapped in this moment in my life. Where am I going? What am I doing? And how am I going to get to where I want to be?
  • Hufflepuff: We're going to charms class, we're going to be doing charms work, and usually hard work and dedication. Try to think in the now.
  • Ravenclaw: Well, in the now I'm contemplating an assault on you.
  • Hufflepuff: At least you're thinking about here and now!

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Day 5: Last Match

This week would not be complete without some angst~ ( u w u ) Takes place after Fukurodani loses their final game of the season.

(Disclaimer: I have not read / am not currently reading the manga.)

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