when i found out who the alphas were and that Dad was not one of them i was bummed as hell but now i know i was a fool and he is just the unchanging incarnation of Dad-ness, the same in all iterations of reality
Man dont you think that being a DA hero sucks I mean the warden eventually dies of the taint, Hawkes mother gets murdered, a sibling dies, he/she may die in Inquisition, and the Inquisitor loses their arm. Betcha the DA4 hero turns into some abomination whatnot because it's set on Tevinter.
As much as I love those games, you couldn’t pay me to exist in the Thedas universe. I can’t think of a single character who hasn’t gone through something awful.
imagine someone getting into hippo campus right now and they wanna look up some lyrics and one of the first things they see is [Chorus 3: Turntan & Beans] and then they go to wikipedia to see if those are their real names but one of you motherfuckers changed the names again so it’s “Pineapple Luppen” and “Succ Zutton” and maybe even “FUCKDRUMS MCMIKE” so then they go on twitter to follow them and jake’s twitter name is “Jimmy Baseball” and whistler’s is “danny football” and in the next 75 hours zach is probably gonna be “Billy Basketball” and nathan is fucking dead and not to mention that before ALL of this, you have to already know that their name is HIPPO CAMPUS first which REALLY DOESN’T HELP ANYTHING AT ALL
hey so… does anyone else have an “alternative headcanon” voice for Danny?
Look I know he has a great canon voice but every time I read my comics Danny has a different voice from the show and then I watch the show and I’m like “oh yeah that’s what he actually sounded like”. It’s just that I can’t imagine David Kaufman’s sweet pure voice saying any of the nasty shit that Danny says in my comics so Diddly Dan™ seems to have acquired a unique voice of his own in my mind. And since this is one of those fandoms that deviates itself from canon im curious if anyone else imagine Danny with a different voice depending on whatever bizarre angst ass fan material you’re consuming