• Yukimura: I wasn't THAT drunk last night.
  • Shingen: You were flirting with MC.
  • Yukimura: So? She's my fiancee!
  • Shingen: You asked her if she was single.
  • Shingen: And then cried when she said she wasn't.
Day 11: Zombie Plan

Fic #11 for the FYRTFF October Scarefest Challenge.

~400 words. RPF Genfic.
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“With all the weapons we have in this place, I’m definitely coming here when the zombie apocalypse hits…”

Ryan walked in to catch the tail end of a conversation about the variety of weapons they’d been stockpiling.

“We talking zombie apocalypse plans?”

“Yeah!” Jeremy enthused, “What’s yours?”

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anonymous asked:

Man dont you think that being a DA hero sucks I mean the warden eventually dies of the taint, Hawkes mother gets murdered, a sibling dies, he/she may die in Inquisition, and the Inquisitor loses their arm. Betcha the DA4 hero turns into some abomination whatnot because it's set on Tevinter.

As much as I love those games, you couldn’t pay me to exist in the Thedas universe. I can’t think of a single character who hasn’t gone through something awful. 

imagine someone getting into hippo campus right now and they wanna look up some lyrics and one of the first things they see is [Chorus 3: Turntan & Beans] and then they go to wikipedia to see if those are their real names but one of you motherfuckers changed the names again so it’s “Pineapple Luppen” and “Succ Zutton” and maybe even “FUCKDRUMS MCMIKE” so then they go on twitter to follow them and jake’s twitter name is “Jimmy Baseball” and whistler’s is “danny football” and in the next 75 hours zach is probably gonna be “Billy Basketball” and nathan is fucking dead and not to mention that before ALL of this, you have to already know that their name is HIPPO CAMPUS first which REALLY DOESN’T HELP ANYTHING AT ALL

  • *the lab*
  • Molly: *blinking* You want me to...
  • Sherlock: *smiles* Snog me. For an experiment, obviously.
  • Molly: *confused* Right. What kind of experiment are you doing?
  • Sherlock: Not sure. We'll need to shag, too.
  • Molly: *wide-eyed* What?
  • Sherlock: *thoughtful* Maybe get married in a few months, have a couple of children. Three, four. Grow old together, keep bees in the-
  • Molly: *giggles* You mean a relationship.
  • Sherlock: *smirks* Experiment sounds more romantic, don't you think?
  • Molly: *grinning* You know what? *wraps her arms around him* it really does.

hey so… does anyone else have an “alternative headcanon” voice for Danny?

Look I know he has a great canon voice but every time I read my comics Danny has a different voice from the show and then I watch the show and I’m like “oh yeah that’s what he actually sounded like”. It’s just that I can’t imagine David Kaufman’s sweet pure voice saying any of the nasty shit that Danny says in my comics so Diddly Dan™ seems to have acquired a unique voice of his own in my mind. And since this is one of those fandoms that deviates itself from canon im curious if anyone else imagine Danny with a different voice depending on whatever bizarre angst ass fan material you’re consuming

does anyone else feel the same way??