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Fred Weasley Imagine - Perfect

Could you do a Fred imagine where he thinks the reader is absolutely perfect and loves them so much but is to scared to tell them because they are best friends and he thinks the reader likes Draco if that makes any since at all - requested by whose-side-are-you-on

Here you go!  Hope you like it!

     “I really wish I had a date for the Yule Ball,” I sigh as I fiddle with a strand of my hair.  Hint.  Hint.

     Fred Weasley, my best friend since birth and my crush, is distracted by something in the Transfiguration textbook and doesn’t respond.

     “At this point, I’d even go with Draco Malfoy.”  My goodness, boys can be so dense.  He still hadn’t taken the hint, and I had been trying to get him to ask me for weeks.

     Fred finally glances up at me, a slightly irritated expression on his face.  “Then why don’t you ask him?” he says angrily.

     I frown.  “Fred, I don’t actually want to go to the Yule Ball with Malfoy!  Why would you think that?”

     He shrugs and turns back to the textbook.

     Fred is being strangely quiet and moody today.  Or maybe it was just the conversation are were having.  For the past couple weeks, whenever George (another one of my good friends and Fred’s brother) or I even brought up the ball Fred had clammed up.

     “So,” I say, trying yet again to get Fred’s attention, “Have you asked anyone?”

     “No,” he snaps at me.

     “Why not?”

     Fred glares at me.  “Because the girl I wanted to ask likes someone else!”

     Ah.  That is why Fred is acting so cranky.  And knowing him, he isn’t going to cheer up for a while, but I’m going to try.  “That sucks.  I’m sorry.  If you want, you can go with me.  I bet we’d have much more fun than you would with whoever she is, anyways.”

     “Really?”  Fred looks up at me, suddenly optimistic.

     “Um, of course.  Why wouldn’t I want to go with you?”

     Fred bites his lip and looks at me.  God, he is so cute when he does that.  “y/n?  Can I tell you something?”

     I nod gingerly.  It must be serious.  Fred usually just blurts out whatever he wants to say, whenever he wants to say it.

     “y/n, you were the girl I wanted to ask to the ball.”

     My jaw drops.  “Fred!  Why didn’t you just tell me?  I’ve been hoping you would ask me for months now!”

     Fred shifts uncomfortably in his seat.  “Well, for starters, I thought you liked Malfoy.  You kept making comments about how you would go with him if he asked you.”

     I almost laugh out loud.  “Fred, those were supposed to be hints!  I was trying to make sure you knew that I didn’t have a date and I would say yes if you asked!”

     “Oh,” he says.

     “I would never like a twat like Malfoy.”

     “Yeah, I should have realized.  You’re way to good for him.  You’re perfect.”

     And then Fred stops talking, and starts to blush, as though he has said too much.

     I break out into a grin.

     “Fred, you are perfect.  I can’t wait to dance with you at the ball.”

     I kiss him lightly on the cheek and practically skip back to the girls’ dormitory.  I can’t wait to tell all my friends that my dream date has finally become a reality.

eight.
  • Rachel:Do you remember the first ball I had to go to as The Princess and you were my 'date'?
  • Rachel:I wish you had been my date tonight. I might have only been 14 then, but it was still better being on your arm than Santana's.
  • Rachel:Thank you for my necklace. I got it this afternoon as I was getting ready. It was the perfect addition to my gown.

anonymous asked:

Do you ever wish there was a surgery where you could get a penis/balls that actually had your semen (like somehow they could get you your own semen too) and you could like, get your wife pregnant someday? I wish that.

I definitely wish that. I cannot wait to be a dad and I wish my kids could be conceived by me naturally and that’s definitely something that weighs on me and will cause future dysphoria when I’m planning to have kids.

Hello @doodlejinx

One of Gentleleaf’s birds whispered that you could use a smile today. I’m sending you a sweet little friend, who delivers herself to you! Easiest delivery I’ve had to make, a ball of fluff to snuggle up with you! Though do watch out for your drapes with those little claws..

~best wishes~

Tenderpaw

anonymous asked:

I just got my as level results and I basically failed everything, I don't think I can go to the uni I wanted anymore which is making me question what I want in a wider sense of my career and lifestyle, how did you figure out what you wanted to do and how to get there at such a young age? You've achieved so much and I wish I had half the balls you do to go out and find my career path x x x

I find things like these difficult to answer. I’m ill equipped to give structural advice. The way I went on was ignoring grades and forcing myself to be bigger than them. It is of course much harder and difficult than these words convey. Be the person you want to be friends with, be understanding, be smart, be charming. Someone will employ you. That someone will catalyse the start of your career. Learn as much as you can. Build your resume on experience, sneak into clubs you don’t belong to, tell yourself you’re as important as your grades on crack. You’ll get there. X

"I was fixing some problems with my mental health, i saw a therapist on the quick break we had"

Honestly, Michael having the balls to talk about such a sensitive topic makes me so much more proud of him. He wasn’t afraid of the judgement he could’ve gotten, he just wanted to make sure we all were aware of what was going on and how he’s getting it fixed. I feel for Michael because I have mental health problems and I could never do what he did, I’d be terrified. I can barely talk to my therapist about it I’m so scared. But, I’m just really proud of him.
I wish I could hug him and be like “everything’s okay”

We have a meeting next Thursday to create an IFSP for Charlie’s speech delay.

I’m excited to get the ball rolling with this.

Charlie never babbled as a baby and I was always jealous of my best friends baby babbling away. I never actually thought that she had an issue though. Since she’s my first I just thought it was normal.

Now that we are getting help, I’m starting to regret not doing this earlier. I wish I had recognized the signs of speech delay and gotten her involved in speech a lot sooner, because early intervention only lasts until 3 here until the education system takes it on. Idk.

this-is-meles asked:

Hey, friendo. I just saw that post about your friend and I would like to say that I applaud you. You're doing a good thing, trust me. I made a post similar to yours not too long ago, so I would like to advise you to be careful. I had broken down over some hate I received because of my post and I don't want the same to happen to you. Just remember that what you're doing is great and you shouldn't feel bad about it, okay? I wish you two the best of luck. *hugs*

Thank you so much! She’s been doing better, you see, she suffers from Schiz like I do and it really screws her up sometimes…it’s sad to see since I don’t have it to where I’m yelling at myself or crying in a ball…I interact kindly with mine sometimes. Thank you though! <3 

penguiniisms asked:

*crawls from the trash and places my url by ur foot before sliding back in*

x | accepting.
penguiniisms

My Opinion on;

Character in general: he’s a spastic little ball of just pure FUN!!! and sO FULL oF ENERGY?? LIKE I HONESTLY WISHED I HAD HIS CAREFREE KIND OF ATTItUDE AND HAPPINESS?? I MEAN YES THERE ARE def other charas like him but you really see him mature in like es and honestly, he’s very persistent in what he wants and i think that’s really grand 
How they play them: ON FUCKING. POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like he’s rly cute and just adorable in general, hiS FC iS Gr8 TOO SO I’M LIKE… yO!!!
But i can really sense his goofiness with him so i think you DO REALLY WELL ////
The Mun: G OsH LIKE… YOU’rE ONE OF THOSE MUN’S I WISH i ACTUALLY KNEW AND GOT CLOSE TO BECAUSE YOU’RE REALLY COOL AND YOUR NAGISA IS GREAT AND I’m JUST SO SHY

Do I:

RP with them: n O ;;;;;; NOT REALL ll YY
Want to RP with them:  UM, hELL YES???????

What is my;

Overall Opinion: ur just so wonderful and i have no idea why ur talking to me i am noT WORTHY??

**Note: Mun’s answer are all to be completely honest. Don’t send url if you don’t want brutal honesty

anonymous asked:

What do you think of the other 'final' Inazuma eleven villians? ( eg, Aphrodi, Gran, k*****ru, Baddap etc)

Aphrodi: Pretty boy angel kid. Admittedly I do kinda like him more in the first season, but overall I like him. I like the whole god/elegance thing he has going and love how even in game he still makes some comments on how ‘you should be paying attention to the ball and not me my moves’.

Gran: His whole reason for being Gran really kills me. I really want that kid to be happy with his family but I also like to think about his internal suffering he had to go through for this. Just think about his problems with his father and the original Hiroto. He really doesn’t develop much as Gran though? Like he’s still somewhat nice and has his doubts and all, so I do kind of wish there was more to him or some really different alien persona. Like maybe he lets off some steam or something offscreen.

Kazemaru: I love watching characters fall into their darkness so much. Granted we didn’t actually see it happen, I like the hints thrown throughout the season/game that he really wants to get stronger and will do anything to do it, even at the price of joining the other side. I wish there was more to the Dark Emperors than just one battle tbh

Baddap: I really wish there was more to him than just the movie. I would love to see him reappear so we can know more about him and how things were after being converted by Endou. I think about him and his past/future a lot.

Senguuji: I just kinda…laugh at his reason for being an antagonist but then I remember its Inazuma.

Saryuu: Its Specter Evil monkey kid. Kinda feel bad for him and all of Feida, but he’s a pretty good kid I guess. I mean he takes care of Feida and is a good leader and stuff. I just don’t get how only one person points out how he looks like Tenma though and its never touched on it again.

Ozrock: My fav final villain ever in this series. He’s a great evil dood and I like how he was the only final boss to not be touched by soccer. They kept him bitter in the end like ‘lol nope I still hate all this’. The darkness in his heart and his teammates are to great to be overcome by soccer. Also he is probably suffering so much even now and no one can help

Kageyama: will he ever die

A Copy

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house All that cold, cold, wet day.

I sat there with Sally. We sat there, we two. And I said, “How I wish We had something to do!” Too wet to go out And too cold to play ball. So we sat in the house. We did nothing at all. So all we could do was to Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! And we did not like it. Not one little bit. And then Something went BUMP! How that bump made us jump! Help Me. A demon has me right now. The demon will speak now: I am the demon of all the land. I am here now to avenge those who have come before me. I am not leaving. Let that known. If the boy dies, so do I. I am Pazuzu We looked! Then we saw him step in on the mat! We looked! And we saw him! The Cat in the Hat! And he said to us, “Why do you sit there like that?” “I know it is wet And the sun is not sunny. But we can have Lots of good fun that is funny!” “I know some good games we could play,” Said the cat. “I know some new tricks,” Said the Cat in the Hat. “A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your mother Will not mind at all if I do.” Then Sally and I Did not know what to say. Our mother was out of the house. She was dead. Shot in the head. But our fish said, “No! No! Make that cat go away! Tell that Cat in the Hat You do NOT want to play. He should not be here. He should not be about. He should not be here When your mother is out!” “Now! Now! Have no fear. Have no fear!” said the cat. “My tricks are not bad,” Said the Cat in the Hat. “Why, we can have Lots of good fun, if you wish, With a game that I call UP-UP-UP with a fish!” “Put me down!” said the fish. “This is no fun at all! Put me don!” said the fish. “I do NOT wish to fall!” “Have no fear!” said the cat. “I will not let you fall. I will hold you up high As I stand on a ball. With a book on one hand! And a cup on my hat! But that is not ALL I can do!’ Said the cat 

audicoupe asked:

DO ALL THE questions for the emoji ask meme

☝ - How tall are you?

5′3

✔ - Sexual Orientation

“nah”

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

no

🍷 - Do you Drink?

no

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

no

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

16

💉 - Have Tattoos?

no

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

no Id be too scared of reretting it

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

no

✌ - Want any piercings?

no

👌 - Best friend?

YOU and like, Zedkriel

♥ - Do you like anyone?

YOU

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

idk

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

idk

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

Too Many

📝 - Story from your childhood.

when I was 7 I was at a bowling birthday party and my mom dropped a bowling ball on my finger and I had to get stitches and I hate bowling now

💬 - I wish…

me *screaming at the stars*: MAKE POKEMON REAL

‼️ - Something you’ll change?

so many yet so little….

💦 - What makes you horny?

no

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

why is this question here twice??? but anyways to Get Rich and also to see you irl and Kiss You

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

Ive never had anything I found actually spicy

👃 You hate the smell of ….

CANDLES

👊 - Something you hate?

my fuck family

🚶 - Are you single?

We Are dating

💬 - Can we text?

you live in new jersey !

💌 - Fan mail me?

why use tumblrs shitty messaging system when we can skype?

💍 - Marry me?

Lets Elope Right Now Right The Second

💘 - Be my tumblr crush?

Yes

💭 - Favorite foods?

idk

☀ - Story about your day.

I woke up like 30 minutes ago and all Ive done is talk to you and write this shit heap of an ask post

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

nah

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

idk

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

idk

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

Im gay

✈️ - Where are you from?

New Fuck Land

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

Your Home and like everywhere else

😍 - Do you have a crush?

Im dating you !!!!

😷 - Something you hate eating?

cooked/steamed/even slightly microwaved vegetables. cant eat them unless theyre raw

🙈 - What makes you shy?

Anxiety

💃 - Can you dance?

no

💏 - Do you love anyone?

YOU!!!!

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

I have 1 pair. theyre dc shoes Ive worn only dc brand shoes for 4 years now

🌴 - A island you would visit?

idk

🌎 - A country you would visit?

america & russia & germany are the first that come to mind 

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

sunny

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

yes

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

android huawei

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

like seasons? fall

📚 - Career goal you want?

jobless leech

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?

junk food

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

this question is Cruel

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

idk Ill eat most if theyre ripe. OOH mango

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

I dont know anything about cars

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

no Im a Good Child (which means i never get caught of course)

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

probaly when I had to get stitches but idk

🎫 - Do you have a license?

no

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

no and Id never be able to do it want to or not

🔞 - Are you under 18?

yes

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

a cat

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

Life

😡 - What pisses you off?

Life

😏 - What turns you on?

well made pokemon fangames

😈 - Are you a freak?

…..under what context?

💪 - Do you work out?

no I have the chronic pain

moonjelly1342 asked:

Meeting at a masquerade ball au + rhack, or long distance relationship au + gayperion, whichever prompt you like better ewe

I did the Gayperion one for now, but I might do the other one too, since I have a few ideas for it too.

There was one thing Rhys knew for sure, he really wished Vaughn had come back up with him. It was one thing that had never felt fair about ruling Hyperion. He couldn’t say down with him. This was what he’d always wanted. His dream had been to run this company, and finally, he sat in the big yellow chair in the huge, amazing office.

But it felt a bit empty. Obviously missing his friend’s company, so used to just walking over and gathering him up any time.

Friend actually felt like the wrong word… they weren’t really friends anymore. They were something… more. The way they’d walked through the Atlas facility, how beautiful the forest was with him…. and the soft look on his face when he’d tucked that flower behind his ear. They were definitely more than just ‘friends.’

Also there was another thing Rhys was thankful for. He found himself extremely glad that Vaughn had found a very clear Echo device. One that allowed him to talk to his amazing Pandorian Hubby.

Suddenly it rang, and Rhys couldn’t help but spring up in his seat. The anticipation bubbling in his stomach, and his slender finger jamming the answer button a little too hard.

“How’s it going up there?” Vaughn asked as his face popped up on the screen. A slight smile crossing his lips.

“It’s great. Being on top. You should come up here and visit sometime. ” Rhys joked, leaning closer to the screen.

Vaughn’s face grew serious for a moment. “You know I hate it up there.”

Rhys frowns slightly. “Yeah but… but it’s different now, I’m running it and yo-”

Vaughn shakes his head slowly. “I like it down here.”

Rhys frowns. Ashamed for pushing it. He knew why Vaughn was back on Pandora… they’d talked about that… how it made Vaughn feel strong. How he felt important down there.

“Sorry man, it’s just…” Rhys sighs, his eyes dropping to look at his hands. The flesh one wrapped around the metal fingers. “I miss you so much. We’ve never been apart for this long and I didn’t mean to-”

“Don’t apologize. ..” Vaughn replied softly, his eyes softly working over him. “I miss you too.”

Rhys smiled slightly. This was the only kind of contact he could have with Vaughn anymore. Hyperion was what Rhys had always dreamed of. He felt important up here, how everyone was ready to take his words at a quick glance. How Jack stood by his side. The mutual respect they shared. The teamwork they used to make Hyperion the great place it had always been. It had always made Rhys feel so… fulfilled.

And he suspected that’s how Vaughn felt about Pandora. The nerdy gun fights with the other accounts had never seemed like enough. He was always excited for something more. So, how could Rhys ever blame him for doing what made him happy.

“You look like a badass.” Rhys laughed. Leaning closer to look over what he could see of Vaughn’s more Pandorian outfit. More jackets and thick shirts. The strips left of his old dress shirt sticking out from all the layers of his new clothes.

“I know right?” Vaughn laughed, leaning forward with a large grin. “I stole this jacket from some bandit camp, and the boots I stole off a dead guy!”

Rhys chuckled, mainly at how excited Vaughn was by the whole thing. His smile softening as he continued to watch him. The movement of his square jaw. Enjoying how cute his big nose was. Smiling more as his glasses started to slide down his face as he talked. They always did that when Vaughn got enthusiastic.

“Hello? Rhys, you home?”

Rhys snapped back, bringing him back. His head jolting up to look back at Vaughn. “Hu- what? I’ve been here the whole time.”

Vaughn chuckles and rolls his eyes. “Mentally i’m pretty sure you checked out. You didn’t even answer my question”

Rhys blinked, watching him, gently running his fingers through his hair. “You - you asked me a question?”

Vaughn chuckled before leaning against his hand. “Man I love you.”

Heat flushed through Rhys, perking up slightly more. “Wh-what?”

Vaughn glanced around, his cheeks turning a soft red over the com. “Did I uh- did I say that out loud.”

They stared at eachother for a few moments, eyes locked with a sweet gaze. A soft, bubbly feeling swirling around in Rhys’ chest. It was sweet, both of them enjoying each other, silently in a way that just felt so intimate.

“I love you too.” Rhys finally whispered back. The words a soft sigh that washed over his lips in a smooth wave.

Vaughn got a big grin. A dorky one, showing all the enjoyment that Rhys also felt. “Man that’s good to know! I was worried that this would never work out because of this and I-”

There was a loud screech on the other end. Rhys could hear as Vaughn picked up a gun, the slight clicking of the metal. “Well, that sounds like dinner. ” He shifted, moving to hang up. “I’ll talk to you later.”

“Be careful.” Rhys added with a worried look, watching as Vaughn stood up to leave.

“Please, I’ll be fine.” Vaughn said, giving Rhys a soft smile. “Don’t worry about me.”

The room went dark as the echo communication went off. A small frown creasing onto his lips. But the warmth was still there. Vaughn loved him, and that made Rhys feel good.

A soft smile spread over his lips as he leaned back into his seat. The soft, warm feeling was enjoyable as he turned back to continue his work.

i’m so glad the general trading/selling correspondence on neo is pretty much always 100% to the point and i dont have to embellish the balls out of it to make it sound nice like i have to do on FR

“hey i’ll give u 4m for ____”

“sure thing auction or trades”

“trades”

“alright it’s up”

“thanks”

“np”