Everybody thinks Chuck E Cheese is scary, but damn those things don’t come close to the laughing cheesy sticks at Caesarland.
but first let me tell you about Caesarland. it was the poor kids version of Chuck E Cheese in the michigan area. and at the time me and my parents were trailer park trash. So me and my sister would have birthdays at Caesarland when my parents didn’t have much in the bank.
it didn’t have automaton shows, but this place had LOTS OF PLAY STUFF. But in the back of the giant play structure there was this display that looked like cheesy sticks IT SHAKED AND MADE LAUGHING SOUNDS WHEN YOU PRESSED THIS BUTTON
IT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF MY FIVE YEAR OLD SELF. I ALSO REMEMBER GOING BACK YEARS LATER
AND IT WAS COVERED IN DUST, THE LAUGH TRACK WAS DISTORTED AND IT SOUNDED LIKE IF HELL HAD A SITCOM. I WISH I HAD PICTURES OF THIS BUT THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE 90’S AND EARLY 2000’S…NEVER FORGET, NEVER.