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Piper: Thalia again? Leo, the universe clearly does not want you and Thalia to be together. Don’t piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.

Leo: But don’t you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?

Jason: Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together… Whoa. Chills. Anybody else get chills?

Leo: Look, I realize we’ve been down this road before, but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Thalia, so… I gotta do this.

[Piper slaps him]

Leo: Ow! What the hell?

Piper: That wasn’t me. That was the universe.

anyways I love Isabela because if you’re dating Anders, and you get into Act Three she’s like “Hawke, you should come sail away on my pirate ship with me” and if you say “What about Anders?” she goes “of course Anders can come too!” with no hesitation

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THANK U. ALMOST EVERY OTHER ONE OF MY FRIENDS HAS STUCK THEIR NOSE INTO MY RELATIONSHIP AND SAT ME DOWN AND WARNED ME ABOUT HOW AWFUL THE MAGE™ IS AND HOW I SHOULD LEAVE HIM.

And here’s Isabela, who accepts it no questions asked, and it’s so goddamn refreshing, thank the Maker for Isabela, my Hawke’s true best friend