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this was all I could think of with the new omake

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He smashed all the mirrors in the houses, not just enough to get the pieces he wanted. The shards are set so he can see himself. In their eyes.

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Drabble Game

Send me a number and a character and I’ll write a short drabble for you.

  1. “She never misses, she never quits, and never loses. If you’re alive, it’s because she wants you alive.”
  2. Because even the sun can envy the stars.
  3. Cold sunshine fell around him.
  4. She really couldn’t stand his eyes on her.
  5. “Amazing, isn’t it?”
  6. The truth lodged bitter tasting in his mouth
  7. “I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.”
  8. “She’s missing, not dead.”
  9. I ran in the direction of the scream.
  10. “Promise me you’ll stay.”
  11. They were looking at each other with the intensity usually reserved for bomb defusion.
  12. They couldn’t remember a time when they weren’t scared.
  13. “I’m like 20% sure this plan will work. The other 80% means we could die horribly and violently, but honestly it’s a really solid plan.”
  14. “If my parents knew what I was doing, they’d kill me.”
  15. “I may despise you with the burning white hot intensity of the sun, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”
  16. His capacity for forgiveness wasn’t infinite.
  17. “I’m sorry, but I can’t trust you anymore.”
  18. “All of those people are alive right now because of her.”
  19. “Stop talking about love for a minute and help me with this bullet wound.”
  20. “You were always the quiet one.”
  21. “You’ve only heard his point of view. You never asked mine.”
  22. “No! I’m tired of doing what you say!”
  23. He was terrified of small spaces and she knew.
  24. It was the age of screaming.
  25. There were few things that truly weren’t meant to exist. One of them was…
  26. They came in a blur of shadows.
  27. You were saturated sunlight.
  28. “I promised myself I wouldn’t let you complete me.”
  29. There were only so many things you could hide from.
  30. Her voice could sink ships.
  31. “If you take her eyes, she will be blind. But if you take her heart, she will be empty.”
  32. She was broken in a lot of ways, but there was a brilliance in her that he wanted to know all about.
  33. “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
  34. His eyes drooped, his hands wavered, and then there was a scream of metal tearing.
  35. He watched, helpless, as the door closed behind her.
  36. Under normal circumstances he would speak his mind, but, with a gun against his head…
  37. It was a compelling and convincing argument and for that reason she chose to ignore it.
  38. He was the picture of health. Which was amazing considering his lifestyle.
  39. It was as if she didn’t understand the concept of ‘shut up’.
  40. I believed that nothing could ever replace it. And that belief lasted for forty eight hours.
  41. The kiss tasted like tears.
  42. “My life is my own to ruin.”
  43. “You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself.”
  44. “I’d rather carress my asshole with a chainsaw.”

Pidge: *was shown in her flashbacks to be comfortable in a dress, was upset upon cutting her hair, and never complained and still doesn’t complain about looking/dressing girly*

Fandom:  Pidge is a total tomboy who pulls out a crucifix and holy water if so much as she sense something Feminine™ in close proximity of her presence.

In Control - Stiles Stilinski

Author: @mf-despair-queen

Characters: Stiles Stilinski/Reader

Word Count: 6,977

Warnings: NSFW, 18+, Oral (Both Receiving), Public Sex, Unprotected Sex, Protected Sex, Jeep Sex

Notes: Guess what guys! This was a request! I absolutely loved this idea. This was so fun to write. And I couldn’t wait to get it out. So I will probably be regretting life at work seeing as it is 3:30 in the morning right now. BUT THIS WAS SO WORTH THE 13 HOURS OF WRITING. I hope my lil nonnie (though I DO know who requested this, I will not divulge) loves this ❤️

Request: can you do a stiles smut where the reader is possessed by a powerful goddess or the reader is a demigod and she can regain her powers/stay in control by having sex with someone? and that stiles is her anchor? TYSM ❤️

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So as a white afab who identified as demisexual for a while: a lot of the acephobic rhetoric around demisexuality being ‘normal’ is actually … pretty racist? And also sexist?

lbr: 'normal’ sexual attraction standards are primarily about how straight white men perceive sexual availability/interest to themselves. Demisexuality is only characterized as 'normal’ if you’re white afab (the virgin princess who only falls for her true love). If you’re brown or black, 'normal’ is hypersexual.* and southeast Asian people are all desexualized entirely (except southeast Asian women who are dating white men).

So, like … I get what people who say demisexuality is 'normal’ are tying to explain - that many, if not most, people are only seriously interested in sleeping with those they know pretty well as opposed to strangers** - but acting as if all groups of people are characterized as 'normal’ for that when they’re not is just. Not a good look.

*not an antonym to asexual - just the characterization of 'always hungry for (presumably straight) sex’.

**not actually what demisexuality is anyway, but it’s definition is shittily written so I understand where this comes from.