i-will-not-post-tit-pics

anonymous asked:

yea but, how bout them tit pics, bitch?

Hey you! Yes, you. I see you dropping these sweet little messages in my ask box every time I’m active on tumblr. I know, you’re shocked because I’ve never replied to any of the numerous doting billets-doux from you. But I’m replying to this one because I wanted to tell you that you make me laugh. How is it that every time I post a few things, you end up here, asking to see my breasts? Do you have your post notifications on for me? Or do you obsessively check my blog every hour of the day? Do you have a micropenis and therefore no experience with women? Or maybe it’s your degrading demeanor that repels the ladies? Either way, that makes me chuckle. I picture you thinking to yourself, “Maybe this time, if I call her a cunt she’ll post nudes? Bitch didn’t work last time.” It’s as if you are trying to decipher an exact formula of degrading names to send to me that will unlock my desire to expose my body on the internet; which is hilarious to me. Let me tell you something, dear anon. I will not be posting “tit pics” on my blog, nor any type of nude photo. Not for you, not for anyone. Good day.