Don't get me started on McDonalds...
Mickey D’s, listen up. For serious.
Wtf are you feeding me cause it sure as shit is not beef or chicken. Stop with this “100% chicken” and meat BS ‘cause it be nasty.
And I mean, could you clean out your ice machines every once in a while? When I get moldy ice there is a problem.
AND !! TAKE !! ADVANTAGE !! OF THE !! HEAT LAMP !!
I MEAN REALLY WHY ARE MY FRIES COLDER THAN MY SOUL.
And DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE CHEESE.
Real talk. One time. My mom got a cheese burger and they left the plastic wrapping on the cheese. !?!?@?#?@?!?
Go eat some mighty tasty Chick-Fil-A instead. The universe created it for a reason. Unless it’s Sunday. Then you’re screwed.