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Ikon getting kidnapped
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Hanbin:</b> nope<p/><b>Kidnapper:</b> what<p/><b>Hanbin:</b> i said that's not fucking it let me go :)<p/><b>Kidnapper:</b> *shyly lets him go<p/><b>Bobby:</b> lol what's happening bro<p/><b>Jinhwan:</b> *talks to himself crying* be strong jinhwannie you' re a man a very strong manly man don't cry<p/><b>Chanwoo:</b> *totally unintrested* can i have at least something to eat<p/><b>Kidnapper:</b> no<p/><b>Chanwoo:</b> well fuck you too<p/><b>Donghyuk:</b> *silently sitting in a corner waiting for the perfect time to break a chair in the kidnapper face*<p/><b>Yunhyeong:</b> we can talk this out if you want, if you let me go right now i can forgive you<p/><b>Kidnapper:</b> no<p/><b>Yunhyeong:</b> then i hope hanbin sends your damned soul to hell<p/><b>Junhoe:</b> i'm actually too fucking cool for this shit like what the fuck are jealous of me right? You did this cause you're jealous because i'm flawless i can't even i mean it's not my fault i'm born like this you should love yourself more<p/><b>Kidnapper:</b> what the fuck<p/><b>Junhoe:</b> MOM COME AND SAVE ME I'M SCARED<p/></p><p/></p>
The signs in unrequited love
  • Aries: *punches a wall* "whyyyyyyyy"
  • Taurus: eating their fave foods and crying forever
  • Gemini: "honestly fuck everything"
  • Cancer: "but...just...love me pls...I'll sell my soul to satan just...love me"
  • Leo: *aggressively flirting* "WHY ISNT IT WORKING EVERYBODY LOVES ME UGHHH"
  • Virgo: plotting a thousand ways to make them fall for you, researching the psychology of love and attraction and that shit man you dedicated
  • Libra: *buries face in pillow* "why u no like me"
  • Scorpio: probs makes out with their love's bff just to be noticed
  • Sagittarius: all your friends know everything about this person because you can't stop talking about them
  • Capricorn: what they say) fuck you man; what they mean) I wanna fuck you man
  • Aquarius: follows crush around like a lost puppy and cries on the inside
  • Pisces: "why does the universe hate me" *sees pic of crush* "oh my gOD YOU'RE SO GORGEOUS KILL ME NOW" *runs off sobbing*

anonymous asked:

Funny dialogue prompts for a group of friends stuck in a haunted house?

1. “Let’s split up.” Jerry suggested. 

     “Jerry, are you a fucking idiot? You never split up. Have you ever seen a frickin horror movie?” 

2. “It was just the wind.” 

     “That’s the most cliche shit I’ve ever heard.” 

3. “Maybe it’s a friendly ghost?” 

     “Rebecca, shut the fuck up. It’s a fucking demon that will eat your soul.” 

4. “Well, we need food.” Petey pointed out. 

     “You’re a good source of calories if it comes down to it. Just sit there and shut up until this storm blows through.” 

5. “At least it’s only Friday the 13th and not Halloween or something.” Jennifer pointed out, trying to lighten the atmosphere. 

6. “I have to use the bathroom and since we’re on the buddy system, someone has to bite the bullet.” 

7. “Lord forbid if I’m ever on a deserted island with you assholes.” 

    “Come on, man, don’t mention dessert.” Petey whined, dealing with his growling stomach. 

the soul tattoo - eleven

pairing: Luke/Reader (Y/N)
rating: PG (there’s some swearing)

requested: yah

word count: 1300+

summary: If one day you woke up with a random tattoo on your body, you were destined to meet your soulmate soon. When (Y/N) finally gets her soul tattoo, she’s in for a shock when she finds out who her soulmate is.

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Originally posted by sexycliffconda

(Your POV)

“You have his number?!” (Y/F/N) yelled. She was sitting right in front of me. I didn’t know why she had to yell. We were in my room eating ice cream and watching Netflix on my bed, when I finally decided to tell her the crazy shit that had happened today at work. 

I ended up taking a raincheck with my plans with Mikey. I couldn’t bear to hang out with him after just meeting Luke. It was just too weird and confusing.
So after work I went to this cute little ice cream shop on the corner near mine and (Y/F/N)’s apartment and bought two pints of my favorite ice cream, salted caramel, and a pint of (Y/F/N)’s favorite ice cream, mocha almond fudge. 

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