everybody leaves so why, why wouldn't you? - janie_tangerine - A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth, Jaime Lannister & Tyrion Lannister, Tyrion Lannister/Tysha, Jon Connington/Brynden Tully (minor)
Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Tyrion Lannister, Tywin Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Brynden Tully, Jon Connington
Additional Tags: 5+1 Things, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Angst with a Happy Ending, minor j/c but it’s there for a second and for plot reasons I swear, Abandonment Issues, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Wakes & Funerals, Friends to Lovers, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, REALLY I SWEAR IT STARTS ANGST BUT IT’S RIDICULOUS FLUFF AT THE END, Childhood Friends, Brienne is the Best, I Don’t Even Know, Dyslexia, Tywin Lannister’s A+ Parenting, Child Neglect, (related to the aforementioned A+ parenting), Idiots in Love
Summary: Or: five people who left Jaime Lannister at various points in his life and one who was there all along.

check please characters as brooklyn nine nine quotes
  • bitty: my moomaw always said, "bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." fun fact: she made me cry a lot
  • lardo: i was thinking about how i'd make the perfect american president. based on my skill-set, artistic ability, and bloodlust
  • shitty: fine, i accept my fate. just take a picture of my penis first, for posterity, then do what you must
  • ransom: what's going on? is this a dream? no, i'm not holding a label maker
  • holster: okay, this is everyone i could think of who'd want to mess with my life. the lax bros, teams we've beaten, the guy who lived underneath me in dorms when i was learning the gangnam style dance
  • chowder: so what is this? casual? serious? i need to know how to make fun of you
  • nursey: sexy train is leaving the station. check out this caboose! later sluts
  • dex: nursey, is everything okay? you never text me. look, the last message i got from you was august 3rd, 2015. you wrote, "sup, chowder?" followed by "never mind"
Artemis Fowl Blog Headcanons

Juliet: Feminism, self defense tutorials, contouring

Butler: Never reblogs anything, has default theme, only posts like twice a year

Foaly: IS the science side of tumblr

Minerva: Has a really elegant theme that she programmed herself, her blog title is really eloquent, but everything is kind of offset by all the weed memes

N01: Positivity blog, full of kawaii faces

Opal: Wildly successful beauty blogger that everybody only recently realized is a terf, like a million selfies

Holly: Nature/conservation, health tips, aesthetic

Artemis: Used to make a point of never posting any memes until he heard about the neo-dadaist thing and now he only posts memes, and only the most surreal absurd ones

Would You Have Sex With A Clone Of Yourself?

Andy: I don’t want to have sex with my clone because it would be gay sex and I’m not gay.

Joe: I’m not gay, but I would actually fuck my clone.

Ryan: I don’t want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.

Pete: I’d totally fuck my clone because I wanna know if I’m good in bed.

Mikey: I’d fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

Brendon: To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.

Gerard: it’s basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.

Ray: It’s not the same as masturbating; it’d be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!

Patrick: I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil?

Frank: Not only would I have sex with my clone, I’d probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that’s how pro-clone fucking I am.

Dallon: Yes.

  • Diedrich: *beats the shit out of Wolfram* *record scratch* *freeze-frame*
  • Diedrich voice over: Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I wound up saving a one-eyed, cross-dressing, gun wielding child from a secret faction of the German military who were disguising themselves as werewolves. Well, it's a long story, but it all started when I was in high school and some kid was napping on the grass...

Selkies | Celtic Mythology

Once a selkie finds her skin again, neither chains of steel nor chains of love can keep her from the sea.

for @thewinedarksea, from your @femmefatalenet secret santa