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I can see Frank and Hazel siding with Reyna while Piper just high fives Annabeth

i imagine that in this particular AU, the second great prophecy’s gonna take a lot longer to fulfill. but! the underworld still sprung a leak of souls, which is a huge problem all on its own. nico still decides to spring hazel from the underworld and his double life of hopping from camp-to-camp over the years is what finally makes camp half-blood and camp jupiter aware of each other’s existence. way to go, kid. 

long absences are normal at CHB, but don’t tell me that reyna and that little shit octavian don’t get suspicious of this son of pluto popping in and out of new rome every few months

so who gets sent after nico to find out what he’s been up to? percy, of course, because he’s the only other kid of the big three CJ has. he brings along hazel, since she deserves to know if her brother is a big fat liar, and frank because they’re buds and he’s great in the field. also, the shape changing makes him an A++ spy. they track nico to CHB, and who’s on the team that confronts these armed kids outside the camp boundaries? annabeth

so, what i’m saying is, frank and hazel have been there since the beginning. they saw how percy and annabeth reacted to each other when they first met. neither of them would be surprised in the slightest to find out they got together. hazel definitely nudged percy along on it because she thought it’d be cute; frank just wants to stop walking in on the two of them making out. 

and yes, there would be high fives between piper and annabeth. piper also probably encouraged it a little too much when percy first showed up. annabeth needed something in the shape or a roman beefcake to stop her from being buried alive under her mess of blueprints in cabin six. 

jason and leo would legit be blindsided. leo, ‘cause he just doesn’t pay as close attention to personal relationships as the others and percy doesn’t interest him unless he’s brought along some cool roman gadgets to take apart. jason… 

jason and annabeth would probably get into a serious fight about it. they’ve been friends since they were little kids, gone through serious quests together, and they’re basically siblings at this point. (siblings who briefly tried to date as teenagers because everyone was like, “zeus and athena are a perfect match!” but they don’t talk about that phase.) he’d get concern troll-y with annabeth because he just doesn’t trust that roman and what does annabeth think she’s doing, sleeping with the enemy, etc. it gets ugly for a while. 

percy and jason are not interested in being friendly, since each view the other as a threat to their respective camps. lots of big three ego fights break out. finding out that asshole son of neptune has been “taking advantage” of his best friend just gives jason another reason to beat the snot out of him. 

anonymous asked:

Toshinori would have a weakened immune system due to being underweight so if one for all was keeping if protected then I imagine he would be sick quite often now he can no longer use ofa. 1 of 2.

I like to think of him getting sick enough to need to go to the hospital and all his students go to visit him with flowers and get well soon cards. 2 of 2.

:) this is good

honestly i came to the same conclusion?? ever since he lost his quirk he probably lost what protection it gave him against sickness. like … the guy’s respiratory system is trashed. im seeing him having a lot of issues with that, even moreso after Kamino. i was researching pneumonia when i thought of this idea tbh

and i really love the idea of the kids just. being there for him. they know he isn’t very sturdy, at least physically. they see how thin he is, how he slouches and holds himself very gingerly, the way that he doesn’t eat much. 

like maybe one day he nearly blacks out while observing a class and he gets carried to recovery girl (which wouldn’t be that hard - he probably doesn’t weigh that much despite being so tall) 

i can imagine that being a real low point for him tbh. ‘How can I be useful to my students if breathing lands me in the medical ward?’ queue the students visiting him whenever they can and bringing some flowers and cards. yaoyoruzo makes him a really big and fluffy blanket. izuku brings in some tea that his mom sent over when he told her about toshinori’s illness. toshi gets a lil emotional every time and the students never comment on the way he wipes at his eyes.

… im gonna have to fic this

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anyway then i had to do a bunch of taint abatement since uh whoops i hadn’t been paying attention to a big chunk of my borders & my flowers got totally sidestepped. this is such a big area (it’s basically an entire biome region that i’m trying to rope off here) that it’s like, oh like four entire chunks have gotten covered oh well time to put down some flowers, w/e. but anyway to help with that i made the ROD OF THE SKIES aka a magic item that flings you straight up in the air and negates all fall damage for a fraction longer than it takes to land. so now i can jump over mountains.

also i bottled up another huge oil waterfall and replaced it with a mildly less gross yellow water waterfall. i think my next thing is gonna be making a greenhouse for bee/butterfly tree pollination, which is gonna require a large chunk of flat land. so it’ll probably be out in the foothills

[ hey so, I’m extremely busy today and tomorrow AND Monday… so I’m thinking I won’t be able to actually ROLEPLAY until maybe Monday night. but if anyone is interested, you’re more than welcome to make a starter.. and I’ll be sure to save it so I can respond to it later. If you’d rather wait for me to make a starter or to talk over some plot idea… that’s probably gonna take a lot longer sorry >< ]

ethnic ambiguity; or, what is lily evans? a collection of microaggressions

i am neither pakistani nor turkish, but i am (like lily here) ethnically ambiguous. i can’t tell you how many times i’ve been asked what i am, told i am not asian enough or not white enough, called exotic or “oriental” (good gOD do not call me oriental), and how much i’ve watched my mom and grandmother suffer for their race in this damn country. so this is for @prongsyouignoramus, but this is also for me. may we someday have canon characters who look like us. love you, precious human <3

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• she goes by lily, has ever since the first time in primary that a teacher refused to call her by her first name

• she’s always rather liked her full name, ayşa lily evans, she never thought it was that difficult to say, but the teachers and the other kids cant or dont want to learn to say ay-sha, so lily it is

• by age ten she knows her family’s story a lot. her mother is half pakistani (punjab, she thinks, but some details are fuzzy) and half turkish, moved to england in 1951 shortly after india and pakistan split.

• dad learnt turkish for her mother, they say, and lily always liked the language, but her favorite is the way urdu rolls off her tongue

• tuney (mariam petunia) has a hard time with the languages though, she tries really hard but the words dont always sound right when she says them

• she and her sister dont look very much alike at all, petunia looks a lot like dad with blonde hair and a small english nose, but tuney’s skin gets really dark in the summer and she never ever burns, and she has their mama’s long, elegant fingers

• lily looks a lot more like mama, darker skin and kind of rounder nose. she’s short like mama too, has thicker and coarser hair than petunia, but their hands and chins are absolutely identical

• its hard to go to the store with just her sister and her dad, the other people always look at her like she’s the odd one out and the clerks always ask if she’s petunia’s friend from school

• the languages have always been harder for tuney, the prayers too, but they both learn really young how to make chawal kofta and the flat, oven baked bread with mama. Petunia was always better at cooking than lily, but lily still treasured the times with mama making kofte and paratha and whatever else they wanted for dinner

• when she goes to hogwarts, the tables are filled with shepherds pie and everyone’s favorite english foods, but she’s never been able to freely eat meaty english food before in case its not halal, so she has to settle for the vegetable options (which are still lovely and delicious of course)

• professor mcgonagall is the first to notice little first year lily evans isnt eating much at meals, and assures her matter-of-factly that they make accommodations at meals. professor mcgonagall becomes a fast favorite of lily’s

• lily loves her new housemates to bits, but something makes her a bit uncomfortable when little blonde emmaline vance asks “what are you” during their third evening together

• “dad’s british, mama’s pakistani and turkish” she says hesitantly, though what she wants to say is “i’m a person”

• she loves hogwarts, really she does, but she’s also kind of uncomfortable because people are always asking what she is or where she’s from, what muggles are like, and she just wants to curl up under mama’s shawls and eat desserts because she knows there’s not gelatin in them

• “i’m british” she says exasperatedly one day in third year when some boy asks her what she is for the twelfth time that year

• lily’s always been close to her culture, she loves the smell of mama’s mendhi and the cabbages pickling in the pantry, misses speaking turkish with her parents, practicing her writing after school

• petunia’s never been like that, maybe it’s because she’s the firstborn or maybe because no one believes she’s mama’s daughter, but in the summer before lily’s 7th year she brings home a man who wrinkles his nose at the keema aloo they’re having for dinner, and lily just wants to scream at him for his obvious disdain and disrespect but petunia doesn’t want her around anymore, so she eats her meal but doesn’t taste it, and escapes to her room as quickly as she can get away

• she’s back at school, irritated at the world, and the first ravenclaw who calls her features “exotic” and “different” gets punched straight in the nose and earns her a detention on her first week as head girl

• the nib of her quill breaks one day in charms, and she mutters a barrage of turkish and urdu swears, and she doesnt notice james potter look up at her from across the aisle

• he approaches her that evening, “were you swearing in hindi earlier in charms?”

• “urdu, actually,” she says, surprised. “i thought you spoke tamil”

• “i know a couple hindi words” he shrugs. “mostly the swears”

• “typical,” she rolls her eyes and walks away

• she realizes later in bed that james potter has never once asked her what she “is”

• she volunteers the information herself, next time they’re on heads patrol. “mama’s pakistani and turkish. my grandfather’s from west punjab.”

• “i always wondered” he replies easily.

• “why didnt you ask?”

• “because i know what cultural insensitivity feels like”

• a week later remus approaches her. “so. lil-ay” he says casually. “you got a favorite food?”

• she smirks. “you ever heard of lahana turşusu? Or aloo ki bugia? Baklava?”

• remus grins in reply. “no, but i can pass the message along.”

• that evening, sprinkled among the mincemeat pies and hearty stews, lily finds pickled cabbage and half circle potatoes, baklava for dessert, and she shoots a grin at james potter who sits down the row. he pushes his glasses up his nose, returns a shy smile in return, and helps himself to a heaping plate of aloo ki bugia. she asks him later how he did it; he introduces her to the house elves in return.

• james and lily swap travel stories on their next patrol. James talks excitedly about his summers on the southern coast of Tamil Nadu, of curry and spices and how the english can’t seem to be bothered to flavor their food. In return, she tells him about the palaces and museums of Lahore, how she loves the sounds of the call to prayer, the hurried bustle of the streets of Istanbul, and agrees fiercely about the English fear of flavor.

• “my real name’s janardhan” he says quietly one day. “nobody can say it though, so i go by james.”

• “my first name is ayşa” she replies. “it means ‘she who lives.’ mine’s spelled the turkish way, so no one wants to learn to pronounce it. so i go by my middle name, lily.”

• its nice, she thinks, having a friend who understands. it’s different of course; she’s never been denied help or been given lesser treatment by Slughorn, she’s never been outright bullied or hated for her skin color, but he’s never been asked what kind of asian he is or dealt with the odd misbalance of not quite belonging in a category. They both know how it feels to see their mother hated for her skin color, her clothing, her religion, her culture; and she finds it comforting to know that next time john davies calls her exotic, james potter will be near to hex him for her.

GUYS THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

Here are their matching glasses:

But wait, because look:

First of all, HOW DID WE MISS THOSE SUNGLASSES?!

And second, WHAT KIND OF COUPLY BULLSHIT IS THIS?!

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Star Wars Age!Squash AU, Comic #02

Initiate Era - Master Dooku & Qui-Gon

Master Dooku has the highest standards and only chooses the most elite of the elite as his apprentices. Initiate Jinn is a prodigy and looks perfect on the records and is also exceptionally gifted in sensing the Living Force. Master Dooku thought he would make the perfect Padawan. Sometimes, Master Dooku is wrong.

Or, Master Dooku has to bribe a young Padawan Qui-Gon with Obi-Wan’s company in order to get him to do anything.

[A/N] In this AU where everyone is happy, almost no one is evil and everyone lives, Master Dooku is that grumpy grandpa who looks super scary but is actually ridiculously soft once you get to know him. Qui-Gon is his third apprentice, and all three of his Padawans are ridiculously rebellious (and spoiled) in their own ways. You’ll meet the other two soon <3

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I keep seeing a lot of posts about Poe Dameron that say something about wondering who his parents are

Well, wonder no longer! Sit down and buckle up, children. I’m gonna learn you a thing about the famous Shara Bey and Kes Dameron

This dashing fella is Kes Dameron, Poe’s papa

  • He was one of the Pathfinders under the command of Han Solo to destroy the shield generator that protected the second Death Star during the Battle of Endor
  • With his help, the Rebel Alliance was able to discover something called Operation: Cinder, an apocalyptical order to destroy planets by making them in hospitable to live on. One of the planets included was Naboo, where Shara Bey was working on her own mission 
  • After the destruction of Operation: Cinder, Kes retired from the Rebel Alliance to Yavin 4 where he wanted to start a new life with his wife and son

(source)

So Kes Dameron was a super brave dude who adored his wife and son, but lemme tell ya, he’s got nothing on his wife

This, my friends, is Lieutenant Shara Bey

  • This is the woman who inspired her son to become a pilot because of how badass she is
  • She was a hotshot pilot for the Rebel Alliance, serving on the Green Squadron during the assault on the second Death Star
  • Her job was to protect the Millennium Falcon during the battle and she did a damn good job doing it
  • After the Battle of Endor, she liberated a city and saved countless lives
  • During Operation: Cinder, while she was on Naboo with Princess Leia, she was the one who figured out that the reason the weather was going to shit was because of satellites
  • Her last mission was to accompany Luke Skywalker to retrieve a piece of a Force-sensitive tree that used to be in Jedi temple on Coruscant. They ended up retrieving two. Luke liked and respected Shara Bey so much he entrusted one of the pieces to her, and she planted it outside her new home on Yavin 4 where she retired with her husband so they could have a nice quiet life together with their son
  • She passed away 6 years after the Battle of Endor. I can’t find any info on the cause
  • Her son, Poe Dameron followed in her footsteps and became a pilot for the new Republic. He looked into her service records and learned all about the badass stuff she did during the Galactic Civil War. There were also testimonies from other pilots about how awesome she was and she saved everybody’s butts
  • This caused Poe to defect to the Resistance under Leia’s command, becoming the best pilot in the Resistance
  • So Poe gets his awesomeness from his mama

(source)

So now y’all can rest knowing that the reason Poe Dameron is awesome is because he had awesome, brave, badass parents who raised their boy right

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Gawd this think took longer than I thought ;w; but I finally finished it 

I was originally gonna draw Jackaboy man with his amazing suit xD but this idea came up to me and I had to draw it c’: also I’m not sorry for the septiplier (?) but I couldn’t think of anyone else who’d make a perfect wife XDDD

I’m sorry @therealjacksepticeye <3

i also promise more corpse groom au soon maybe (?

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Cold, clammy winter still held sway in this forsaken country. The only green was the scum of livid weed on the dark greasy surfaces of the sullen waters. Dead grasses and rotting reeds loomed up in the mists like ragged shadows of long forgotten summers.

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tifa week
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