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Come on, Rick! Don’t talk about my parents like that. Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

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I am a successful married mother. I am chief resident, I am chief resident of a major metropolitan hospital! I am a surgeon, who saved his life today! And he still doesn’t see me… I may as well still be that high school girl with the mushroom haircut and the coke bottle glasses and the band uniform. The girl who didn’t get to go to homecoming dance cause it didn’t even occur to him to ask me. All those late nights tutoring him, and it didn’t even occur to him to ask?