Someone actually made a linsteadsucks account on twitter and said that they were forced upon us. I have a question for all the linstead fans, when was the exact moment you started shipping linstead?
For me, I knew who Sophia Bush was. Loved her in OTH. I didn’t really know who Jesse was. Knew he was in a soap and from and episode of CSI miami but didn’t really follow him.
I didn’t expect to even ship Linstead, I was just looking for a show to watch and saw my dad had scheduled Chicago PD on his DVR. The moment I shipped them was their first scene in the breakroom on ep 1, season 1. So they weren’t forced upon me. I was like omg that guy is fricken hot and I immediately saw the chemistry Jesse and Sophia played into their characters. Lol yup I’m bored, so how did you all ship Linstead?
The Rihanna- Fuck’s up your ex’s car in broad
daylight and waits for him to come out so he knows it was her
The Nicki Minaj- Dresses you up in her
clothes with your titties and ass all out. Records videos of you in the club
dancing up on some dude, posts them to instagram and tags your ex in all of
The Beyoncé- Tells you to forget him and not worry about him. Then, coincidentally a week later his car gets repossessed, he loses his job, leg gets broken in three different places and he’s living back with his mama and can’t qualify for unemployment
The Naomi Campbell- Hooks you up with her man’s wealthy friend. Is always sure to let your ex know what your new man has bought you
The Viola Davis- Has a sit down with your ex and gives him a lecture of how disgusting of a person he is and she doesn’t let him get a word in. Tells him he owes you an apology and after that to never speak to you again or she will have more than words ready for him next time. Ends conversation with “are we clear?”
The Cardi B- Literally will kill him
The Lil Kim- Gets her brother and his friends to jump him
The Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard- Shows up to his job,cusses him out and gets him fired. Will wait for him out in the parking lot to cuss him out some more