i-want-to-squish-your-face

Chubby body appreciation post tho???

Soft bodies are so?? GOOD??
Big tummies are good pillows and good kissing surfaces.
Tummies with stretch marks?? GOSH, YES??? It’s like nature itself is putting down a trail of lightning that says “KISS HERE PLEASE”

And chubby/fat arms though? Can we JUST? Thighs and stomachs get a lot of love (and rightfully deserved) but can we talk about ARMS??
That cute arm chub that I just want to be wrapped up in a hug and a snuggle in? SO PRECIOUS?? 
People with such soft, cuddly arms that there’s lil bumps and stretches from cellulite?? CUTE??

And soft necks? Necks with some squish on them? Very extra kissable?? And squishy cheeks GODDD I WANNA SMOOSH YOUR CUTE CHEEKS KISS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!! And when people have chubby cheeks and lil dimples?? Or when they have high cheekbones so when their cheeks are chubby they’re VERY prominently chubby?? THIS IS GOOD AND FANTASTIC??

And THIGHS. My god. Thick thighs are never praised enough no matter how hard one tries. Big, soft laps are so perfect for laying your head on! And stretch marks on big thighs? Cute lightning patterns to trail your fingers over or gently kiss when you’re already laying in their lap?? YES!!
Cellulite on thighs is also so so good and cute!! Dimples in cheeks are wonderful and so are dimples in thighs and butts?? CUTE!!!

Hips with squish over them?? GAH!! I CANNOT HANDLE!!! Please be more confident with your hips (if you feel comfortable) because when you are you give me LIFE!!!

Back rolls?? CUTE and very fun to trace hands over and hold onto during snuggles!! Looks very cute all the time! 

Chubby/fat bodies in crop tops and short shorts?? YES!!! CUTE!!!

Chubby/fat bodies in sweat pants and a tshirt? EXTRA SOFTNESS TO THE SOFT CUTIE!!!

Chubby/fat bodies in swimsuits?? VERY CUTE?? Swim trunks and soft belly is very very good!!
One pieces that cling tight to your stomach or ride up your thighs are still cute no matter what anyone says!!
Two pieces? GOOD!!! You look so cute! Don’t feel obligated to cover that adorableness if you don’t wanna!! 

Chubby/fat bodies in lingerie?? SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!! When stomach is tucked into cute underwear it is very very adorable and when there’s chub over low rise underwear it’s also very very cute and endearing!! THIGH HIGHS?? UGH, MY HEART. I KNOW THAT THEY PROBABLY ARE FALLING DOWN CONSTANTLY BUT THANK YOU FOR WEARING THEM YOU’RE DOING US ALL AN AMAZING SERVICE.

In conclusion:
Softness is good
I will kiss you all over
Holding you and feeling handfuls of squish is amazing
I love you

  • Widowmaker: i have you now cheri
  • Tracer, down for the count: aw what then? you gonna shoot me?
  • Widowmkaer: what's that? you want me to step on your face?
  • Tracer: wha? no i-
  • Widowmaker: oh well, since you insist-!
  • Tracer: hey ah-!
  • Widowmaker: oh, step harder you say?
  • Tracer, squished: ahmmhdwaha anmm aw aaaaaa
  • Widowmkaer: i'm sorry i can't hear you over my foot on your face
  • Tracer: aw hm hmhm aha urraa
“I Dreamed About You Last Night | Yugyeom Drabble

y'all fuck me up with this one I’m gonna die i know it ~Admin Hedgehog


“Y/N, wake up.” You were not aware of your surroundings at the current moment, all you knew was that you were warm, cozy, and happy to be asleep.

And then your boyfriend, Yugyeom, had to go and change that. 

“Yah, Jagi!!! Wake up!!” He whined. You groaned and threw your elbow across your face, not wanting to face the day. 

“No. No. Please no. Yugyeommmmm stop!” You complained as he gently pushed you a few times, still trying to wake you up completely.

“Pleeeeeease jagi, I want morning kisses before I have to go~” He squished his whole face against your stomach, blowing raspberries into it and grinning as you squealed and tried to shove his head away. 

“Nooo!! Let me be warm and happy in my covers! I want to be a cozy blanket burrito-” Yugyeom interrupted you by scooping his arms under your knees and upper back, and hoisting you up in the air, spinning you around and around. “Put me down you giant!! This is too far away from my bed!” You screamed as he threw you onto the bed, and hovered over you, smiling and laughing.

“I think you mean this is our bed, I helped pay for it after all!” He teased, poking your sides. 

“Yeah, only because you helped to break it!!” You poked his nose. “I’m never letting you and BamBam over here unsupervised ever again!” You sat up on you elbows, making Yugyeom slide off your stomach and lay down next to you, tucking his arm behind his head so he could look at you. “You’d think that you guys are old enough to not jump on beds like four-year-olds, but I guess I’m mistaken!” Yugyeom made a face and tried to bite your hand you had outstretched to pinch at his cheeks. 

“Its not my fault! That was BamBam’s idea one-hundred percent, I had nothing to do with it.” He defended.

“Oh nice!” you pushed him onto his back and sat on his stomach. “Just throw your best friend under the bus like that, huh?! What kind of a friend are you! I’m gonna call him and tell him you said that!” You lunged for your phone. 

“No!!” Yugyeom grabbed your waist and tackled you back onto the bed. “He’ll be forever salty about it! I live with him! We’re in the same room I’ll never be able to sleep again!” He shouted.

“You should have thought of that before you exposed him like that!” You shouted back, laughing breathlessly. He giggled and leaned in to kiss you, the two of you sharing a sweet, smile filled kiss.

I dreamed about you last night.” He said abruptly. You raised an eyebrow. 

“Oh? Nothing too scandalous I hope?” 

“Oh you wish.” Yugyeom winked. “No, it was just…weird.” 

“Weird in what way?” You sat up. 

“Not like, a bad kind of weird, just different from the normal kind of dreams I have about you.” You laughed.

“Yeah, I know very well what kind of dreams you have about me!” You teased. 

“But this was different. This was like, a future kind of dream.” He looked down at the bed, playing with his fingers.

“What kind of future dream?” You asked curiously.

“Well…” Yugyeom blushed, avoiding eye contact. “…I was at an awards show. With the hyungs, of course. But you were there too.” He took a breath. “I remember we were on stage, accepting an award for Artist of the Year and Album of the Year, and I looked out and-” He paused, overwhelmed. You put your hand on his, silently encouraging him to go on. “Well you were there, and you had this little girl in your arms that looked just like you, but had my eyes and a little mole under her eye, like me.” 

“Oh. That kind of future dream.” You said quietly.

“Yeah. And I know we’re both pretty young and you might take this the wrong way but,” He sat up and looked into your eyes, the most serious expression on his face. “I know I don’t know a lot about life right now since I’m not capable of giving you that right now, but I know that I really really loved that image and I can’t get it out of my head. So…” He hesitated, leaning in to barely brush his lips against yours. “…Do you think we could have that some day?” You smiled and laced his fingers with yours, kissing his soft lips.

“I think I would like nothing better.”

The cartoon hearts are hospitalized. She pulls her parachute & fractures gently into darkness. The girl I loved is a graveyard.

Nobody laughed when I got out the gun. Nobody paid me any mind. Even then, my baby was running out of me like yolk. It


puddled, a prostituted mess of hemorrhage. I cradled the viscous child in my hands to the clinic & dumped


it in the trash: lifeless at last.


Cops don’t look at me. I am a cockroach made for squishing. Let time change her face; make her mine. Without God,


angels are criminals of the medical kind. Glory holes for eyes, lazy idolatry featuring a parasite at your party:


two pixel-slick girls ease into blackout.


Burnt breakfast, black thread of child death, I shot heroin to locate the part of me that didn’t want to kill.


As it turns out, heartmeat cannot be auctioned off & bought by suits. The meat is whole, yes, & full of maggots.


Chronically a killer. I leave the filthy fucks & the filth follows me out, powdering my teeth pink.


I walk into a room full of men — I think, How many rape women, hate women, would love to make an example outta me—


No. Was made to be ruined, to be bored & bent by boys in a blue firefly glass. Girl love is dark with god.


Girl love eats my ovaries dry & wide, a tongue mutilated with want. We were


glamorous, then: naked, early morning’s plastic, church breath left at the edge of my cruel & nasty fits,


the ones where I debased my body to become hollow & anger, tender opiate, immolated us both in her


forsythia-caked crypt. Desiccated,-


smoking cowboy killers, though not a killer yet (like I was), you locked me in your lash while I shot up in


the kitchen, away from you. We were victims of self- repulsion. The lengths we went to


to be dead — the choices you left me with, when you thought a kiss was a contract.


What we are now is foul: paralyzed by pairs of pantyhose, takeout cartons


stacked, head to head, like when she haloed over my disgust- ing body, breasts smashed, creeps & their wildflowers.


Our love was left to rot. Now I am a maladaptive morgue, strange holes in the ceiling for centipedes to settle down.


The last night you dreamt of me was in May. It rained as it does in Paris — fickle, cubed ices. Finally,


buried, our sex swathed with crystal mdma & endless, endless questions — face-fucking could not redeem me.


Neglect, cold milk in your cords, shaped my suicide: no longer a hand but a mouth. Easier to understand. You deserve


a man — after all, loving me will not land you in heaven. & I so bad, so gutting, purged of fat — having had none of the sad, holy warts to scream & stomp about — need you there,


even if I’m still shooting heroin in a cool, cream womb. Even if I become some late-night news criminal, a violet corpse to coat


your television. Even if all I’ve ever been (not dogheart,


not parasitic possession, not a angel, no, that you ever prayed would visit) If all I’ve ever been to you


is a carcass with which to cut your love,


brick some dark sugar that I mainline & make a mother of,


I need you to be in heaven. Even if I’m not there to see you off.


Especially then.

—  “Girl Love,” Giana Angelillo
Anon Said: How about an Exo reaction to being under the mistletoe with their crush or SO (whichever one you want to do)? Thank you for your time!😘

AH MY FIRST EXO REQUEST!!! I’mma do ot12 because babes, and you didn’t specify, and I prefer ot12 to ot9, even though ot9 totally kicks butt. If you like post ot12 exo, I’ll have Tao, Kris, and Luhan at the end so you can just skip them if you want (*JUDGING IF YOU DO*). *puts on exosexo’s vines while I do this because why not*


Xiumin:
This boy is a squish bean. He’d either not kiss you, or kiss your hand and then blush before chuckling and covering his face like the cute lil’ bean he is. After much encouragement from the other members, he’d give in and /maybe/ kiss your cheek or forehead. He wouldn’t kiss on the lips you until you guys have been on an actual date.

Originally posted by xiundeer

Suho:
Squishy romance. He’d cup your cheeks and lean in slowly to bring the suspense up, but when he was close enough, he’d move ever so slightly and kiss the corner of your mouth. He’d chuckle at the sound of you pouting before he’d grab your chin and wrap an arm around your waist and pull you tight against him then kiss you gently.

Originally posted by daenso

Lay:
He doesn’t understand the whole mistletoe thing, but he’s not going to give up a chance to kiss you. He’d wrap his arms around your waist, pull you against him, then lift you up before pressing his lips against yours. He sets you back down and looks into your eyes with a cocky half smile while he strokes your cheek.

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Baekhyun:
This extra ass boy. He’d probably make a big deal out of not wanting to kiss you in front of everyone, but after the other members cheered him on, he’d grab your face and completely mess up. In the process of pulling you towards him, he’d bang your guys’ noses together and probably end up head butting you as you both fell back against the wall. No kissing happening here.

Originally posted by ohhsenshine

Chen:
Lots of giggling and blushing before he just grabs you by your shoulders and plants kisses all over. Staring with your forehead, he’d make his way to your nose, your cheeks, your chin, your jawline, then after the suspense had grown and you were fighting to pull away, he’d finally kiss your lips. After a second or two (the longest kiss he placed on your face), he’d pull away and let out an embarrassed scream.

Originally posted by rxxbinc

Chanyeol:
Like Baekhyun, he’d completely make a mess of the situation. His whole goal would be to make your heart flutter as much as possible, so he would grab your chin and back you up against the wall, where he would attempt to do the arm-wall-slam thing. It’d just end up being a repeat of the situation with DO: he’d hurt his hand, and everyone, including you, would be laughing too hard to be able to continue.

Originally posted by littlebyuns

DO:
He doesn’t want to kiss you in front of everyone, so he adamantly refuses. He feels a little bad at the slight pout on your face, but later when you go to get something from a different room, he’ll follow you and pin you against the wall. He’d kiss you gently before smiling at you and saying, “Kissing should be a private matter.” He’d kiss you again, then retreat back to his members.

Originally posted by junyeol

Kai:
Smooth motherfucker. Everything was pulled off effortlessly. He would cup your cheek with one hand and grab one of your hips with the other before kissing you without warning. It would last longer than it probably should have for a first kiss, and it would make a hush fall over the room. Wait, how did you end up against the wall? You don’t really know, and you don’t really care.

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Sehun:
Despite his massive sex appeal, this boy is innocent and pure af. He’s nervous so all you can hear is the slightly scared chuckle that leaves him as he cups your cheeks. He leans in slowly and he pauses just before he reaches your lips. You can see that his cheeks have flushed a very cute, pink color. You mutter a quick, “It’s okay.” before you get on your tippy toes to meet him the rest of the way. The kiss lasted only a couple seconds before he pulled away and speed walked away in embarrassment.

Originally posted by luedeer

Luhan:
He would take full advantage of the situation. He would push you against the wall or door frame before putting one hand on your butt and the other found it’s way into your hair. The kiss itself would be deep as hell and left your mind blank, and when he pulled away to smile like he just won a trophy, you were nothing but confused. What just happened? And more importantly, why did it stop?

Originally posted by wooyoung

Kris:
With a similar reaction like Luhan, you’d end up against the wall with a hand on your butt and one in your hair. Though, before he even started leaning in, he’d look you in the eyes and ask for permission. Once it was given, he would lean in slowly and kiss you gently. Both hands would end up on your face and he would deepen the kiss. It was giving off intimate vibes so someone had to clear their throats to stop you two.

Originally posted by krismehard

Tao:
This boy is submissive as hell. He would give you a serious expression, “I won’t kiss you unless you kiss me first.” So you grab him by the collar of his shirt and pull him down to your level (no way your as tall as this living anime boy). You press your lips to his and he stumbles a little bit before he braces himself on the wall behind you. Now his hands are trapping your head and he’s the one taking charge in the kiss. He pulls away and kisses your forehead before smiling at you.

Originally posted by onlykristao


Excuse me while I show my not so secret love for fuckboy Lu. I’m sorry if you see the boys reacting a different way. This is just how I see them and how I’ve seen them react in other reactions on here. I have another EXO reaction in my inbox, but I think I’m going to wait (a couple hours) before I type that one because my fingers hurt now x_x 

Send me roleplay asks or other requests for me to do! :) These are super, duper fun, and it’s been great to post more than one for you guys! <3

The signs hugging their lover
  • Aries: you're walking out of class when you hear someone yell your name. You turn around and stumble from impact, but they're holding onto you tightly. "I MISSED YOU!" Even though it's only been a period
  • Taurus: they look down at you and smile gently. They wrap their arms around you, squish you against them a little, and you feel them smile against your head
  • Gemini: they didn't *reallyy* want a hug, but they got one anyways. Not soon after you let go, they're grabbing you again to pull you in for a kiss.
  • Cancer: mega cuddly. Their sweater smells like tea, and you can't help but bury your face into their chest. They hug you for a long time.
  • Leo: you feel your face burn, they've been teasing you like crazy. You hide your face in your hands and try to calm down, when you feel their arms circle around you. They're surprisingly warm and soft. "I'm sorry, ____ I love you!"
  • Virgo: they're shaking, they're always nervous around you. They fidget with the collar, and you smile just looking at them. They look up at you and blush, and ask to hug you before they do.
  • Libra: the sweetest, but also the shortest. Their warm smile invites you in, and you hug them feeling completely comfortable in their embrace, until you feel them pull away.
  • Scorpio: almost sexual. They hug you in a way that you can feel their entire body pressed against yours- you're blushing, thinking of what they're doing to you. "Are you okay? You're red."
  • Sagittarius: they smell like peanut butter. They tell you that your hair is messy and it gets in their face. You listen to their complaining, and go in for a hug anyways. You're surprised but completely delighted when you feel their hands grace your back as well.
  • Capricorn: they smell very strongly of the (perfume/cologne) they wear. They don't just hug, they also press your head against theirs. A hug isn't a hug without a kiss, too!
  • Aquarius: it doesn't seem like they want a hug, but right after you let go, they're reaching for another one.
  • Pisces: they rest their head on you, they breathe you in and relax around you. They're so soft and pleasant to hug.
Exo reactions to seeing you without makeup for the first time

*I don’t own these gifs*

Y/N= your name

Baekhyun:*sees you and laughs & squishes your face*

“Heyyy, look who’s not wearing eyeliner! You!”

Chanyeol:*stares at you with a little smile*

“How dare you look that beautiful even without makeup?”

Chen:*he doesn’t even notice, he just whines because he wants to cuddle*

“Y/N come to bed and cuddle please.”

D.O.:*he sees you and does a cute little Kyungsoo smile & nod*

“Wow Y/N, you look just as stunning without it.”

Kai:*once he notices you have no makeup on, he kisses you all over your face & gives you a big smile*

“Beautiful.”

Kris:*Sees you without all your makeup and is amazed you look so good even without trying*

“I love you Y/N.”

Lay:*even when you make him look closer, he doesn’t notice anything different  because he always thought you were gorgeous*

Luhan:*admires your beauty by staring at you for a long time*

“I mean, I get why you wear it Y/N, but you don’t need it, you’re perfect.”

Sehun:*when you come out of the bathroom after taking it off, he sees you & screams like a brat*

“You scared me! You look hideous.”

Y/N:*starts feeling self conscious* “R-really?”
Sehun: “No, you may even look better than me without makeup.” *cheeky smile because he was being a little sh*t on purpose*

Suho:*you cover your face with your hands out of shyness after taking off your makeup, he takes your hands away and looks at you*

“Jagi, you look wonderful, don’t be silly.”

Tao:*just took his makeup off too*

“We still look amazing, we’re such a power couple.”

Xiumin:*gets closer to look at you, silently observing for a while & you get quite nervous*

“…I see no flaws. You’re perfect.”

Period.

See what I did there??? ha ha ha ha 

Genre: Extreme fluff

Pairing: Reader/Jimin

Length: 648

Summary: While shopping in the mall with Jimin, he realizes that you had leaked while on your period. (aka every girl’s nightmare)

Originally posted by gawdjimin


With Jimin’s hands snaked around your waist, holding you securely next to him hip to hip, you admired the extravagant dresses the displayed mannequins wore in front of the shops. Jimin slightly bent down to squish your cheeks, smooching your cheeks as his eyes nearly disappeared as it crinkled into slim lines. “Jagi, do you want one of those dresses? I’ll buy you one of them someday~” he cooed in your ear, the soft plump lips grazing your earlobes as he mumbled sweet nothings for only you to hear.

You couldn’t help but giggle at Jimin’s cheesiness, burying your face in the crook of his neck and laughing your head off, trusting Jimin’s guidance to prevent you from running into things. As expected of him, his hands sneakily traced its way down your legs and to your bottom. You were just about to smack his hand away when he quickly jumped, jolting his hands up in the air and next to his head. “What’re you doing…?” You cackled, half glaring at him half self conscious, raising your eyebrows at his questionable attitude.

“Um… nothing, don’t worry about it,” he forced a smile, pressing his lips into a cat like smile. Jimin proceeded to take off his flannel shirt, his inner tank top revealing his impressive sculpted arms, before placing his hands on both of your shoulders and turning you around. “You’re cold, aren’t you jagiya? Here, wear this for now,” he bent his knees, his eyes solely focused on wrapping the shirt around your waist and tying it tightly. You had no idea what he was doing, and why on earth he would think you’re cold in 90 degrees weather, but you decided to go along with it. Maybe he was guilty about breaking your phone or something, you’d find out sooner or later.

Jimin immediately grabbed your hand into his slightly sweaty, small hands, squeezing them and dragging you towards the convenience store a block away. “Wait here, okay? Don’t move.” Jimin ordered you, ruffling your hair and placing a giant kiss between your eyebrows, all while you watched him with widened eyes. Your eyes followed his every move as he ran into the store, putting on his hood and raising his tank top’s collar up to cover his nose. His eyes were glued to the floor, somehow managing to find whatever aisle he was looking for. As Jimin walked towards the cashier, he frantically looked around, his eyes searching for something, as though he feared that someone was following him. Girls standing behind him in line started laughing and pointing, whispering things to each other as they looked at the green bag Jimin was holding. Jimin tilted his head down, eyebrows knotted in embarrassment as his cheeks flushed a light pink shade. He paid for whatever he had bought, too afraid to look at the cashier in the eyes, bolting straight out of the store. Huffing and puffing from the “great journey” he had just experienced, Jimin pushed his purchase into your arms, turning you around and pushing you towards the entrance of the store.

“What’re you doing?” You chuckled, opening the bag to look in it. Inside the green bag you spotted yellow pads- oh. Did you leak, you wondered. You reached down to pat the back of your shorts, finding them damp, immediately crinkling your nose in embarrassment as you felt blood rushing to your cheeks.

“It’s okay, jagi. I know you get embarrassed about these things, so I bought it for you instead. I’m such a good boyfriend, right? Okay now go change please, you owe me one,” Jimin rushed his words, whispering them to you as though someone would hear.

“Okay, okay, thank you my hero,” you emphasized your last words, finding a giggle escape Jimin’s lips, placing a gentle and short kiss onto his lips before running into the store’s restroom.

The Iron Garden Chapter 5

Hello! Hugs and kisses for all! How are you beautiful people? *muah* I want to squish all your little perfect faces. I have to send a big shout out to everyone who has been so kind to message me for feedback and thoughts. (Shout out and love to smartcookie727 and lilangeldevil for bouncing ideas, reviewing and sharing their general all around awesomeness!) I really appreciate knowing how you the reader feel regardless if it’s good, bad or somewhere in between. So keep the love coming!  I love to hear from you! Yes you! Has anyone reminded you you’re amazing today? Well you my friendly reader are one awesome person!

As always this is rated M. For kinky fantasies, sexy tension and foul language. Stay along for the ride my little beauties were still fooling around but oh baby are you going to get it soon.

I do not own Fairy Tail. The imagination in which we owe all it’s glory is Hiro Mashima.

All right now that all the boring stuff is out of the way let’s get to it! Please enjoy and review or give feedback in any way you like. Till next time! To-do-loo!

Check out the new chapter here!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12367380/5/The-Iron-Garden

Imagine Mortiarty kidnapping you, saying if you didn’t go with him he would order Sherlock to be shot...

Originally posted by sherlockspeare

“How about this Sherly. I will let you and your partner go, no strings attached, and you give me [Y/N], and don’t follow us.” Mortiarty whispered in front of Sherlock as you stood beside him, a bomb vest strapped to you and Watson. 

“That isn’t how this works. I will shot you before you even get out of…”

“That’s not how that works either.” He snapped his finger lighting both vests up with lasers from snipers, “Think of it this way, you give me what I want and they both live.” He smiled

“I would never go with you.” You snapped as he took your face in a hand, squishing your checks a bit,

“Oh you will, cause if you don’t…” And then you watched as the laser dot appeared on Sherlock’s face, your heart quickening as you looked at it in horror

“Sherlock.” you breathed out, “Lower the gun.”

“NO! I must do this, for with out this threat…”

“Sherlock… please, lower the gun, and get Watson out of here.” You calmly said again, your eyes still fixed on the red dot decorating Sherlock’s head, as he slowly lowered the gun.

“Get this thing off me.” You demanded as Jim smiled at Sherlock and slowly waltzed in front of you, and started removing the vest.

“Oh the things I will do to you later, they will be truly magnificent.” He whispered as he flamboyantly removed the explosive from your chest and threw it into the pool, before taking your hand and quickly taking you away, but not before you got one last look at Sherlock’s face, hoping it would engrave itself into your mind.

2

My j2 op story:
So i walked into the room with the photos and i saw them n i fucking screamed and noelle grabbed me and was like i know i know so noelle went first and i was freaking out and watching her and when she left i walked up and they said heyy and stuff and i was like “hii, so can you guys squish me??” And jensen was like SURE! And he grabbed me and held me and then jared got behind me and held me and my face was literally squished in jensens chest like legit squished . So when they took the photo i turned around to jared and grabbed his hand and said “i just want to thank you for always keep fighting because it’s helped me so much ” and jared squeezed my hand and winked and said i’m proud of you babe, and then i was pulled away by the guards.
So i was walking out of the room with tears forming in my eyes and then i was stopped by someone and they said “your face was hidden, you have to take another photo”
So i was like FUCK so they took me back to the line and put me in front
And when i went to them i said to jensen “im back!” And he looked at me and smiled and said “hey what happened?!”
And i said “i dont know, my face was hidden, i guess youre too big”
And he smiled and grabbed me again and held me and my face was in his chest again and i felt jareds hands on me and it was so overwhelming and when the photo was taken and i let go jensen grabbed my hand this time and i looked at him & said “thank you guys so so much” and jensen squeezed my hand and smiled and said “of course babe”
And thats the story of how i died

min yoongi probably.....
  • Yoongi: *watching hope on the street*
  • Jimin: *shows up*
  • Yoongi: yeeesssss
  • Jimin: *does the booty dance*
  • Yoongi: worK
  • Jimin: *squishes his face*
  • Yoongi: baBE
  • Jimin: *drops into a perfect split*
  • Yoongi: loRD HELP ME
  • Yoongi: oh he better do that in bed tomorrow night
BTS react to them being your first boyfriend

R E Q U E S T

JIN:

“Omo, so cute” *pinches cheek*

“Don’t worry Jagi, I’ll take care of you” *smiles genuinely* *pecks your nose*

Originally posted by coffeewithbts

YOONGI:

“You don’t have to shy and awkward around me” *gummy smile*

“I want you to be comfortable around me” *pecks your lips* *laughs when your cheeks heat up*

Originally posted by coffeewithbts

NAMJOON:

“Don’t be shy jagi!” 

“I’m your boyfriend and you should be comfortable around me okay?” *smiles a v cute smile*

Originally posted by holdmettightbts

HOSEOK:

“Aigooooo, so cuuuute” *squishes face makes you look like a gaping fish*

“C’mon jagi, I’ll be the best first boyfriend, and the best and last husband” 

“laughs bc he smooth af*

Originally posted by hobisu

JIMIN: 

“Aw jagi, don’t worry” *smiles*

“I’ll be your first everything, yaaaaay*

“I want to be your first and only husband too okay?” *smirks* *raises eyebrows repeatedly* *winks*

Originally posted by bts-ships

TAEHYUNG:

“OHHH JINJA???” 

“Fear not my lady” 

“I will be your forever knight and shining armor” 

*starts acting like a knight*

(im sorry y’all i just watched the clip where taehyung was writing poems, again hahah and i just)

Originally posted by glitterjin

JUNGKOOK:

both of you are in the same situation

WE ALL KNOW THE KOOKIES GONNA BE SUPER SHY TOO

“so uhm, how do we do this?” *chuckles nervously*

“we’re both awkward penguins, what do we do” (<== that is you btw)

“welp, i guess we have to just be comfortable with each other”

Originally posted by yo0nseok

anonymous asked:

I'm in such a cuddly mood right now. I just want Harry to nuzzle his face against my chest and wrap his arms round me. I want to rub his back and go under his sweater and scratch lightly up and down. He'd plant kisses on my skin and play with my fingers. And you know those videos, where people massage their puppies' faces? I WANNA DO THAT. I want to see his relaxed face when a slide my fingers down between his brows to under his eyes and on his cheeks and maybe tickle him under his jaw 😊😉

So am IIIIII and this message killed me. Fuck.

And he’s giggling while you squish his face. “Baby what are you doing?”

Or him falling asleep with his head on your chest and his arms around you while your scratch his head. Ugh

alrighty, so it’s late and i am sleepy, and i have work tomorrow. so i will finish the rest of the love things in my ask tomorrow. but know i love, and appreciate every one of you. you fill my days with joy and wonder and make me laugh and feel like i am worth something. so thank you <3. i hope you all have the brightest days. and if any of you need someone to talk to, someone to make you laugh, i am here for you. (hell i will even send you a care package if you need it). until tomorrow my sweet ducklings. 
xoxo space mom <3