The China Line Chronicles #HereComesNCT Ft. The8 & Jun
Kris: Okay it’s been a while because I know that we all have very busy schedules but thank you all for making it out.
Tao: You’re welcome Kris!
Kris: Um…I’m addressing everyone…not just you, so need to make it personal.
Tao: I like things personal.
Jun: Okayyy ignoring him-
Luhan: like usual
Jun: So we’re all here in Lay’s room…but where’s Lay?
Lay: *enters with guests* Here! I brought some new faces that were interested in joining our movement. We were a little late because Sehun was dancing to Lotto in the living room and wanted them to watch.
Chenle: Believe me we didn’t want to.
Kris: Woah woah woah Lay! Is it show & tell day at the dorms?
Renjun: We’re all a part of NCT. SM’s newest super group.
WinWin: Hey everyone!
The8: Younger members?! I vote them in the club already. It sucks being the youngest.
Tao: Tell me about it.
The8: Tell you what?? You’re the one who chooses to “act” like the youngest, not me.
Tao: Kris are you going to let him talk to me like this??
Kris: Yes. This is a group of equals.
Luhan: Oh yeah I’ve heard of NCT! It’s another 50 member group, because SM has such a stellar record of managing their produc- I mean artists.
Tao: I’ve heard of Taeyong, Ten and that Mark kid…but I don’t recognize any of you guys.
Lay: Well they’re Chinese so…
Kris: So of course we’ve never heard of you.
Jun: So what are your roles in the group?
Renjun: Well me and Chenle are in NCT Dream and I am a dancer and vocal.
Chenle: And I’m a main vocal.
The8: What about you, WinWin?
Lay: Don’t be shy, tell everyone what you do.
WinWin: Woop Woop
Kris: We may just be too late to save him
Luhan: Moving on… to less pitiful things…Yixing what happened bro??! Golden boy Kai got hurt and SEHUN got the prime dance slot in the new MV?
Tao: You watched the new MV?
Luhan: It had autotune and I heard it had double meaning lyrics so of course I was curious.
Lay: Well SM just thought it would be a better fit for me to take a back role and let the younger members shine.
Kris: If you sit back any further you’re going to be laying on the ground, limp and broken.
Lay: Oh? Like you’re acting career?
Chenle: *whispers to WinWin* is this why EXO M failed?
Jun: I swear these moments are why I keep coming to these meetings.
Kris: I HAVE A MOVIE COMING OUT IN 2017 WITH VIN DIESEL WHO’S LIKE MY BFF SO TELL ME WHO’S DOING BIG THINGS NOW!!
Chen: *knocks on door* Lay?! Why does it sound like Kris is in there??
Lay: *whispers* everybody be quiet shh *through door* NO KRIS ISN’T IN HERE. IT’S JUST ME AND SOME OF THE NCT KIDS WATCHING OLD SHOWTIME EPISODES.
Chen: *through door* Well okay that’s fine I guess, but hurry up and come out. The rest of NCT are here and Suho wants us to have a combined meeting and swap stories or some kind of mess. I don’t really know I never listen he’s kind of boring.
Suho: *from outside door down the hall* I can hear you Chen!!
Chen: *to Suho* DID I SAY IT WAS A SECRET?!?! *through door* Gah! Just hurry up Lay. *leaves*
Lay: Okay guys you all just stay in here until the coast clears. I’m going to take the NCT boys and go to the meeting. *leaves*
Renjun: This was nice! *leaves*
Chenle: Thanks for letting us join! *leaves*
WinWin: I said more here than in my last 4 interviews…*leaves*
Luhan: That WinWin kid depresses me and I don’t even know why.
Jun: Well what do we do while we wait them out?
Kris: there’s a window here but it may be too high to jump out of.
Luhan: Yeah let’s not do anything dangerous.
Tao: I got it! We can sit in a circle and say our favorite things about each other! Kris you start!
Luhan: I’ll jump now.