i-wanna-punch-you-so-bad

Requested Dialogue Prompts
  • “I never thought I’d say the world was post-apocalyptic, but here we are.”
  • “Stop beating yourself up,you couldn’t do anything.”
  • “Then we ran away.”
  • “Thats the thing,I could have prevented all this from happening.”
  • “Can I kiss you one last time?”
  • “I can’t believe all I have left is your answering machine message.”
  • “And what would you know about my species?”
  • “Why is he wearing sunglasses?”
  • “I’m a very humble person. For example, I’m actually way more awesome than I think I am.
  • “Just put down the weapon… you’re scaring me.”
  • “DAMMIT! THAT’S WHAT I’VE TRIED TO TELL YOU! YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME!”
  • “She’s not afraid of you anymore.”
  • “We’re different people now.”
  • “She’s the Queen of her own castle and she thinks I’m her servant.”
  • “Only you would do that to yourself.”
  • “The guitar was made of gold.”
  • “I like you, OK? God, you’re such an idiot. I wanna punch you so bad.”
  • “This is the first time we’ve seen each other in five years and you can’t even look at me anymore.”
  • “I live off of dragon flesh.”