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The Gym

Pairing: Calum & Y/N

Words: 1500+

Warning: nsfw 

Boxer Calum + thigh riding is a really hot combination js

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Invisible

Pairing: Calum & Y/N 

Words: 600+ 

Warning: sfw

A wonderful anon gave me this beautiful idea, it’s not very long bc it’s straight to the point, but i hope i did it justice!! Feedback is appreciated! xx

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Happy 100th Once Upon a Time!!

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Taken by the Woods [8tracks]  [playmoss]

Follow you Down to the Red Tree James Vincet McMorrow//In a Week Hozier//Gently You+Me//In the Woods Somewhere Hozier//Run Boy Run Woodkid//Skulls Bastille//The Woods Daughter//Thistle & Weeds Mumford & Sons//Lost River Murder By Death//Spirited Away - The Sixth Station Joe Hisaishi//Smother Daughter//The Draw Bastille//Within You ThouShaltNot//Eliezers Waltz Disparition//Bottom of the River Delta Rae//Bones MsMr//Li'l Red Riding Hood Laura Gibson//The Moss Cosmo Sheldrake//Over The Garden Wall Jack Jones//Drink the Water Eisley//Little Talks Of Monsters and Men//Fukitsu Satoru Kosaki//Still Alive Mt Eden Dubstep//Into the Unknown (Theme Song) Jack Jones//Clint Eastwood Gorrilaz//Once Upon A Dream Lana Del Rey

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Blueberry Pancakes

Calum + Y/N

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1447 Words

Jet lag. A simple but tiresome phrase that has been imprinted in Calum’s life more often than not. Typically, he spends his allotted time by himself, lying helplessly rewired, nowhere near closing his eyes to sleep. Sometimes, he’d pull the world clock app open on his phone, right thumb halting momentarily to look at the photo of you he has set as his lock screen wallpaper, desperately hoping more than ever that the clock’s numbers would display a reasonable time back home so he could call you; however, his luck tends to fall short. The time would either be in the middle of the night or during your eight hour work day. Of course, there have been a couple of instances where he completely disregarded either circumstance, simply focusing on his selfish, dire need to hear your voice; however, today he didn’t have to worry about spending the silence alone or what time the stupid clock displayed. No because today, you were lying right next to him in the shared hotel room the boys had booked to sleep in before tomorrow’s show.


“How do you do it?” you questioned the boy lying under you. Your hand mindlessly rubbing circles into his exposed stomach, primarily focusing on his new puffed out tummy, a part of Calum that you absolutely adored.
You could feel the rapid movements of his chest as a few chuckles escaped Calum’s mouth. His right arm wrapped around the expanse of your back, gliding up and down while his other hand twirled around the escaped ringlets of hair falling out of your five second messy bun.


“I’m probably the worst person to ask babe. Fighting Jet lag is a battle I lose every damn time.” He sighs, leaning down to place a kiss on your forehead before laying his head back down on the pillow below him, staring blankly at the rotating ceiling fan above your bed.

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I just found a folder named "Cashton af" on my laptop

Oh hell yeah, you know what’s coming. I have no idea where this folder came from or what’s inside of it, but I’m about to dive in and share my findings with y'all.

Listen to me this is sweaty ashton and annoyed calum please send help

Oh look the gods have blessed us with a front view

And here’s the less sweaty backwards version

It’s 2015 and I still have no idea why the fuck this happened or why this needed to happen or why Calum isn’t wearing pants but is otherwise completely dressed or why Ashton isn’t wearing any clothes at all like???????

And then there was that one time Ashton tried to- Actually I have no fucking idea what’s going on here either 

Me every time Ashton breathes 

I have nothing to say just punch me

CALUM IS JUST A SLEEPY LIL PUPPY PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS

And we’ve all seen this stupid picture/wondered why it happened/contemplated laying in a puddle of tears because of cute lil fetus boys

Look at their cheekbones and jawlines and tiny matching hairstyles

Calum just fucking let’s him like whatever b ro feel me up it s fine br o

More giggly babies (ft. curls)

Look at their dumb hair please send help look at their curly little heads what is this the curl squad

Another unnecessary cuddle sessions aka remember that time Ashton said he usually stayed out of cuddles

HOKAY YOU ALL KNEW IT WAS COMING 

YOU ALL KNEW DONT EVEN LIE YOU WWERE ALL WAITING FOR THIS GIF BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST ICONIC CASHTON MOMENT IN HISTORY DO NOT F IGHT ME 

speaking of, here’s a fight 

Serious band has serious fights

Y'all knew this was comin too dont lie

(curl squad back at it)

EMO FRINGES AND EXCITED ASHTON (ft. huke lemmons)

Hooookaaaaayyy more selfies 

Alternatively titled That One Time Ashton Stole and Made a Wish on Calum’s Eyelash (ft. fond Michael and Luke)

Another iconic moment in which we realized how fucking cute the curl squad was and what they do in their free time

Ashton sliding in out of nowhere for no reason and making Calum giggle 

And this stupid thing they do literally stop fondling air balls ohmygod

Finally my fav Cashton moment in the history of the band

Okay I’m done please and thank you for taking this sould finding journey through the deepest pits of hell aka that “Cashton af” folder I was unaware of

I hope you all made  the dumbest faces like I did have a nice day

The Empire

Pairing: Calum & Y/N

Words: 1200+

Warning: sfw 

I was watching Empire and this kind of just happened. Feedback is appreciated xx

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