“Tom stop!” You turned facing him trying to keep a serious face. “I have to get this right if I wanna impress your parents.” You let out a puff of air before you felt yourself being pulled downwards.
“Relax, love. You’ve been going at this for hours. If you can’t remember what fork is used for salad and what spoon is used for soup doesn’t really matter and besides—” He pauses placing a kiss on your neck. “—I’ll help you if it’s that important to you.”
You crossed your arms acting like you was still upset as Tom turned you to face him.
“You’re not still mad aren’t you babe.”
“Would a kiss help?”
You smiled before responding, “A kiss would definitely help.”
Here I am eating mac & cheese out of my Wonder Woman bowl using a Wonder Woman spoon and drinking water from my Wonder Woman cup, which is on my Wonder Woman coaster, all while wearing Wonder Woman pajama bottoms.
So I would just like y'all to know that I just spent the last two hours watching The Phantom of the Opera and had to hold back from (attempting to) sing along, because husband is playing with his millison I wouldn’t want to break anyone’s ear drums 😂😂
So I go to find a new movie, think ohhh I could watch Hercules!! Than go… nooooo cause I have to sing along to that as well… my list went a little like this
Deadpool? “Nope gotta sing along.”
How the Grinch Stole Christmas? “Nope "You’re a mean one Mr. Grinch”
Mulan?! “I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU… so that’s a no…”
Kurt Cobain documentary? “Smells liiiiike Teen Spirit… fuck.”
Coyote Ugly? “Alllllll She Wants To Do Is just DANCE, DANCE, DANCE… damn it.”
Hairspray!? “Hahaha… I will sing at the top of my lungs to the movie…”
Pocahontas!! “JUST AROUND THE RIVER BEND!!”
I would just like to point out I was doing this out loud, my husband was cracking up…
It took me almost 45 mins to pick out something else to watch that does not require me to suppress the urge to sing along.. clearly I need more movie choices without music… I’m pretty sure at this point my husband is over being married to my ridiculous ass, thank god he puts up with me.