Story time, fuckers
Once upon a time, there was an innocent Slytherin (lol) minding her own goddamn business and living her life when she picked up a Hufflepuff bestie. Now, Hufflepuff bestie was a fantabulous bestie 99.9% of the time; however, Hufflepuff had the *cough* interesting tendency to lick her close friends when she was a) happy, b) annoyed at said friend, c) feeling playful, or d) because she fucking felt like it. Slytherin has been on the receiving end of this fairly unsanitary means of expression more times than she cares to admit.
Today, Hufflepuff sent Slytherin a quote she found on the interweb: “I’m gay and my best friend licked my face and walked away, saying "I tasted the rainbow”“ and basically admitted to the desire to taste the rainbow being Hufflepuff’s motivation for licking Slytherin so much. Slytherin is feeling a little used becaUSE SHES NOT A GODDAMN SKITTLE OKAY.