saphruikan  asked:

Hey there! I have a cat who eats wet food for his main diet. I was wondering if how he eats is something I need to worry about. During the week when I'm at school he sometimes doesn't touch his breakfast all day, and only when I come home around 6 p.m. does he start eating it. My grandma insists it's because he doesn't like his food, but then he eats totally normally when I'm around. Could this be some kind of weird attachment issue? The brand of wet food is Wellness CORE, if that makes a diff.

It might be an attachment issue, I can’t really say. Either way, you need to change that management pattern - wet food goes bad and should really never be left out for more than an hour, two at max. It’s definitely risky for him to be eating it after it has been sitting out all day. 

I’d suggest putting food down for him first thing when you get up, and picking it up and putting it away in the fridge when you go to school. If he’s crying from hunger later, your grandmother can put it down for him for a little while. Hopefully he’ll start learning to eat when it’s available rather than when he feels like it, and that’ll help him stay a little further away from risk of getting sick. 


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Zodiac Sign Anthems (Based On Titles) Should Be
  • Aries: "Shut Up And Drive", "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
  • Taurus: "Sky's The Limit", "My Way"
  • Gemini: "Talk That Talk", "Hot N Cold"
  • Cancer: "No Place Like Home", "I Will Protect You"
  • Leo: "The Gift Of A Friend", "Flashing Lights"
  • Virgo: "That's How Strong My Love Is", "Last Word"
  • Libra: "Should've Said No", "Somebody To Love"
  • Scorpio: "Mysterious Ways", "No Ordinary Love"
  • Sagittarius: "Freebird", "I Aint Mad At Cha"
  • Capricorn: "Try Again", "No Scrubs"
  • Aquarius: "Numb", "Heal The World"
  • Pisces: "I Need Love", "Don't Stop The Music"
You’re the bruise I keep pushing on just to feel
something again, even if it is just a phantom ache.
And yes I still think about you, always in the present
tense. And I haven’t known anything with certainty
since you left. Except there’s a hole where the door
should be. And cracks in the windows, and in the
ceiling, and in the foundation and my house is falling
apart and you have the advantage of looking away.
You are the way my words are always dripping blue,
and you are the stark lack of pink skies. You are filled
with holes and the absence of light, despite all the ways
it can get in. I am greedy hands and quiet mouth. My
house is crumbling. My words are failing. You are going
about your day. You are grocery shopping. You are on
your way home, to a steady house. I am dreaming of
tornadoes that uplift the roof while you are sitting
around the coffee table with her eating breakfast. The
bedroom flooding while you’re trying to sleep. You can
not look away. There are holes in your home, filtering
in pink light. I am the phantom voice in the back of
your head, always in the present tense.
—  PRESENT TENSE, angelea l.

just so many rogue one emotions, spoilers ahead:

  • i thought being spoiled would mean i’d be prepared but NO. cried my way out the cinema. thanks disney.
  • ppl calling jyn unemotional and detached and like???!? she puts herself in very immediate danger to save a little girl and probably feels so much all the time she eventually shuts down cause SAME
  • cassian andor is every sexy girl love interest that’s been in the shit so much longer than the chosen one and is capable and dangerous and so emotionally closed off she should honestly not grow attached to one person so quickly but goddamn he didn’t even feel her steal his blaster 
  • welcome home JUST FUCKING DESTROY ME 
  • poe dameron always wanted a pet robot cause cassian andor had a pet robot
  • …what is saw’s deal i want a mini-series about him and the fact that the rebel alliance considers him an extremist though he was the one trying to protect a baby girl from being a pawn
  • baze no longer believed in the force but he sure as hell believed in chirrut and i want to cry
  • baze is actually 25 
  • living around chirrut ages a person
  • bodhi’s reaction when face to face with saw’s breathing apparatus makes me convinced he had a terrifying run-in with vader 
  • speaking of bodhi this man was a born leader and i’m so pissed he never got to do that
  • krennic’s crumpled-ass cape was a disgrace. no wonder no one likes you
  • so okay vader’s corridor fighting was awesome but what i most enjoyed about his return apart from his dramatic sauron tower was that they kept his fucking dorky finger-pointing hand gestures
  • the hugging at the end destroyed what was left of my shriveled husk of a heart
  • people knowing the odds and choosing to sacrifice themselves because someone has to fight, someone has to resist, someone has to draw that fucking line in the sand is the surest way to wreck me 
  • so fuck me this movie has left me void

Besides making it easier for me to cope with my own anxiety in healthy way and helping with my self-confidence issues, Yuri on Ice taught me that if I want to get the man of my dreams. 

I should get shit-faced drunk

Have a dance off with a toddler 

Then proceed to Pole-Dance like a stripper 

Then Tango with my idol

Then finally beg him to come to my home town and be my coach. 

Which leads him to fall in love with me. 

Then proceed to forget about that entire night. 

Old Friends
Old Friends

Walking out in the nighttime springtime, needling my way home. I saw Leah on the bus a few months ago. I saw some old friends at her funeral. My steps keep splitting my grief through these solipsistic moods. I should call my parents when I think of them, I should tell my friends when I love them. Maybe I shoulda gone out a bit more when you guys were still in town. I got too caught up in my own shit, that’s how every outcome’s such a comedown.

Even the Mennonite guy was more shocked

Context: In the town we are staying in, there has been an outbreak of murders. It turns out these murders were carried out in order to coerce our Ranger into joining the murderer’s “pack”. This murderer has many followers, leading us to believe he is the head of some sort of cult. After thoroughly scaring Alma through the use of messages on victims, breaking into her home to steal a lock of her hair, and sending her a message through an insane cursed guy, he promises to end the “harvest in her honor” should she join him. Faced with a cold case and several possible victims, she decides to take him up on his offer, but with a twist.

Ranger: I’m going. It’s my fault people are dying.
Paladin: No way. There is no way I’m letting you go to that madman. You’ll die!
Ranger: actually, that’s what I’m planning on.
Barbarian: you’re killing yourself?
Ranger: [alchemist], can you make me a potion that will make me look dead?
Alchemist (OOC): Romeo and Juliet style?
Ranger (OOC): yeah
Alchemist: You’re going to fake your own death? You don’t know that’ll work, what if you get buried underground?
Ranger: I’ve done it before.

The ranger reveals herself to be the noble girl that supposedly jumped in a river and died.

Paladin: *freaks out*
Barbarian: *freaks out*
The librarian (we play in a library): *freaks out*
DM (rewriting the script): *freaks out*
Assorted onlookers, including a Mennonite guy for some reason: *freaks out*

Alchemist: oh, neat.

To The Man I Loved So Badly For So Long

I could remember the way you smiled at me, the jokes you cracked in class, the way you smelled when you said you haven’t taken a bath for days because that’s what engineering students did. I could feel your hand touching mine as we sang “The Lord’s Prayer” when you and I went to church on a Sunday afternoon after I accompanied you on your Christmas shopping. I could even taste that buko pie from Laguna or Tagaytay that you bought for me on your way home from your field trip.

The random dates, oh! There were a lot. You would ask me out every time you were available, or should I say, every time you were in between relationships. I, on the other hand, also had a couple of legitimate boyfriends over the years. But never ever in those ten years were you really out of my mind.

Back in college, I told myself that I would find you once I graduated and got a stable job. But my jobs were not stable for three years. I moved from one company to another, trying to search for where I would fit in. And when I finally found the job that I loved, you had a serious relationship with someone else. And worse, you moved to another continent.

We still kept our communication lines open. You still maintained your original mobile number because of its sentimental value, like you said. But even when you broke up with your serious girlfriend, you NEVER pursued me.

We confessed our feelings to each other explicitly and implicitly countless of times. I waited. I thought to myself that maybe, you were still enjoying your bachelorhood. I waited for years. Though we would go out whenever you were on vacation in Manila, you never said a word about our status. You would just text me whenever you felt like going out on a date. And I would just say “yes" every time… until I could say yes no more.

I am sorry for not having waited a little longer for something that would or would not come. I am sorry for not being aggressive enough or vocal enough to tell you how much you meant to me when it could have still made a difference. But I am just like other girls who prefer being loved and pursued to loving one-sidedly.

There’s nothing I can do now. I won’t pursue you anymore. I won’t hold you back from loving other women. I won’t ask for your attention anymore or your time or for even just a short reply to my messages. I am letting you go. You may own a piece of my heart forever, but I won’t let you own all of me anymore. Not because I stopped loving you. I still do. It’s just that I got tired waiting for you to man up… so I married another man — a man who loved me back like you never did.

—  rachelrosecruz 
Some random shipping prompts
  • “Hey babe, I’m home… wait why are you lying on the floor like that without moving SHOULD I CALL AN AMBULAN- oh wait he’s snoring…”
  • “I just woke up with you being way too close to my face - oh, you have fangs and kinda look like a vampire, that explains a lot”
  • “You told me, that cute guy from the coffee shop was nice and easygoing, now I’m crying over Taylor Swift songs and I hate you”
  • “Being a bodyguard does not include sleeping in the same bed as you because I’m pretty sure no one is going to attack you in your sleep as long as this building is monitored by the police”
Dragon Ball  Z Abridged Sentence Meme

disclaimer: All quotes belong to TeamFourStar, and you should go check them out on youtube!

  • “Did you try working the shaft?”
  • “Did you tell him to work the shaft?”
  • “Blah blah blah, then you slayed the jabberwocky and went to save Narnia.”
  • “I said I was wearing my armor.”
  • “Are you a yoshi?”
  • “Yes, __ , I’m a green fucking dinosuar.”
  • I’ll stop there on my way home and pick up some space eggs, space milk and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!”
  • “It’d be a real dick move to die right now…”
  • “Yeah, so what if I did? What’re you going to do about it, huh?! Come at me bro!”
  • “That means he doesn’t have a penis!”
  • “Oh trust me, I know what it’s like to take a hard one to the face.”
  • “I like my penis where it is, thank you.”
  • “I am a woman!”
  • “Immortality is my bitch.”
  • “Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.”
  • “Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.”
  • “Wanna go drive cars?”
  • “Bitching.”
  • “Oh god no, my marujuana patch!”
  • “We’re gonna get panties! …I mean immortality.”
  • “Ah ha, so nudity makes you stronger on this planet!”
  • “I’m not a goddamn Yoshi!”
  • “NERD!”
  • “It’s nothing. I’m just…having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.”
  • “Take that, you insufferable, fucking simpleton!”
  • “Face down with another man beating your ass–is it Wednesday already?”
  • “They keep kicking me in the dick…why…why do they keep kicking me in the dick?”
  • “And this is ___ . He was a prison bitch.”
  • “I once had a crush on a little Indian boy that I thought was a girl.”
  • “That is ten pounds of nope in a five pound bag.”
  • “Well, sir, if you’re having trouble with our customer support, you can call 1-800-Eat-A-Dick.”
  • “Oh, I’m sorry, I’m usually far more composed. I’m just a little bit absolutely livid.”
  • “That’s stupid. You’re stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!”
  • “Come on guys! We could use whales. Whales!”
  • “This is easily the second worst hole I’ve ever had in my chest.”
  • “I’m about to misuse my hand upside your head.”
  • “First, immortality. Then, the bitches.”
  • “What the fuck’s a condom?”
  • “It’d be really nice to wake up in the morning, press a button, and have muffins.”
  • “Aww! Look, it’s ___ ! You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?”
  • “Of course not! I’m fucking evil!”
  • “They make a special shampoo for that, I hear.”
  • “I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek.”
  • “He’s kind of a tool…for my amusement!”
  • “I don’t what this [name] thing is, but it sounds disappointing.”
  • “Every party needs a pooper that’s why they invited you.”
  • “This is why we need TV!”
  • “All these squares make a circle…all these squares make a circle…”
  • “He/she just dropped a milk jug of LSD. I don’t even know where he got it.”
  • “Listen up, maggots.”

anonymous asked:

... mchanzo fic recs, you say? :D Show us the way!

*cracks knuckles* I should be doing work but this is totally more important lmao

If you’ve searched by kudos, then you probably already saw Hang the Fool on the list so I’m not going to link to it. My own personal recs:

Finished Fics:

four days - raise your hand if you’re a sucker for the fake relationship trope! Jesse convinces Hanzo to pretend to be his boyfriend when he goes home to visit his mom and sisters. Freaking adorable.

Good Fences Make Good Neighbors - same trope as above, except this time the pair are undercover pretending to be married. A lot of humor…Hanzo’s rivalry with one of the neighborhood women is fantastic.

Cowman and the Dragonfly - THIS ONE MADE MY HEART HURT. Hanzo and Jesse meet when they’re younger and are reunited after Hanzo joins Overwatch. Short but sweet (and a happy ending).

Lost in Translation - Pining Hanzo flirts with Jesse, but only in Japanese…which Jesse doesn’t understand. Genji is horrified and it’s fantastic. 

Threads - Soulmate AU with the red string of fate. Hanzo has given up hope of ever meeting his soulmate, but Jesse hasn’t

Oh Simple Thing - another sad one with a happy ending. Hanzo and Jesse are reunited years after they’ve retired from Overwatch. 


The New Tattoo - Another soulmate AU! Every time you fall in love (platonic or romantic) a tattoo shows up on your body showing what they mean to you. I think you can imagine where this goes. 

Points on a Circle - I like this one cause the chapters switch character POV, focusing mainly on Hanzo, Jesse and Satya. If you like fics involving the noodle dragons (aka Hanzo’s dragons) this is a good one. 

I have a TON more in my marked for later folder, but I haven’t had a ton of time to read lately so I’m super behind. These are the ones that stick out as must-reads for me, though. I’m also sure I’m forgetting some, so if anyone has others they want to add, feel free! Enjoy :D

  • Ed: Oswald I'm home and I got the wine
  • Oswald: oh thank god I thought you ditched me
  • Ed: I'm your friend, chief of staff, and I live here I at least owe you a dinner
  • Ed: dang this looks delicious I'm glad I got here before all this food went to waste
  • Oswald: yah cool here's a wine glass
  • Ed: but seriously I think we should call the GCPD
  • Oswald: tf why
  • Ed: at the wine place there was this woman that looked just like my gf I murdered
  • Oswald: wtf
  • Ed: and then I told her she reminded me of her because I freaked out and stuff
  • Ed: and then she told me a riddle
  • Oswald: what did you do
  • Ed: I ran so far because jfc I think Strange made another monster
  • Ed: I accidentally stole this wine in the process
  • Oswald: let's just eat and report this to the police tomorrow
  • Ed: alright what did you want to talk about
  • Or:
  • Oswald: it's a shame I don't have a plus one
  • Ed: whoa you'd invite me to the most exclusive dinner in the entire city
  • Oswald: yeah and with the top hat man on the loose who knows what could happen
  • Ed: we can land some business deals too
  • Oswald: yeah but don't you have a date
  • Ed: this is work stuff she'll understand
  • Ed: I'll wear my best green tie and maybe a hideous green suit
  • Oswald: I also wanted to talk to you about something
  • Or:
  • Oswald: oh god what
  • Ed: so yknow Isabella
  • Oswald: yeah
  • Ed: so I tried to break up with her personally
  • Oswald: uH HUH
  • Ed: turns out she dressed as my ex and told me I had nothing to fear AND LIKE SHE DYED HER HAIR AND STUFF OZZIE
  • Oswald: is she stupid or something
  • Ed: I mean I got really scared so I tried to leave
  • Oswald: tried?
  • Ed: she slapped me in the face
  • Ed: and put my hand on her neck and trusted I wouldn't choke her
  • Ed: I got really scared and freaked out from the memories so I pushed her choke me daddy self away from me and barely left with my life
  • Ed: I saw Gabe was in the limo outside for some reason and he drove me home
  • Oswald: wow okay I was planning on killing her but now she actually deserves it
  • Ed: you planned to WHAT
  • Gabe: it's okay boss the brakes are fine
  • Oswald: she said she wouldn't let you go so I panicked and also I had a motive of other sorts...
  • Ed: tell me I'll try to understand
highlights from my dishonored playthrough
  • i initially planned to do a no kill playthrough. couldnt get past the first guard in the dungeon, so i gave up and decided to do a high chaos playthrough. by decided i mean when i left the sewers i’d killed 13 guards and figured there was no turning back
  • i somehow accidentally triggered a fight at lady boyle’s party within the first ten seconds and fought about seven thousand people i should never have had to
  • once i fell like two hundred feet into water off the side of a cliff and i had to drown myself to get out of that predicament 
  • emily would say things like “you smell like blood when you come home” and “when im empress im going to full two ships with men and crash them together so they drown” and i’d run far far away from that
  • i managed to find the nonlethal way to neutralize the regent but then i got lost on my way out and had to kill him anyway
  • that time i summoned too many rats at a time and also there were actual rats ready to eat me and the guards were screaming and i was screaming and the rats were screaming
  • i genuinely didn’t know at first if the loyalists only betrayed me because i was such a bad person
  • i’d gotten so desensitized to killing people that at the end when samuel’s like “you’re worse than the traitors so i told them you’re here” i got super mad and tried to kill him but that motherfucker is a fast rower so i slowed time to do it and then the endgame had corvo standing by his grave like he died by plague and not a crossbow bolt in his face 

and my personal favorite:

  • when i found daud and he started his big speech where i decided his fate but i’d already summoned some rats and they ate him
  • reblog if you cried

So last Friday I decided to make some changes to the way I do my hair. I always go to school with a ponytail but for once I decided to let my hair down.

I was walking down the hall and I passed C who was talking to another teacher and I swear he stopped what he was saying and just kept staring at me.

This happened again when I was talking to some friends during break and he walked by and kept staring at me.

And me being my weird self, I decided to wink at him and I think he got scared because he stopped staring at me right away.

Later that day, when I was about to leave school and go home, we crossed each other in the halls and I just couldn’t deal with his staring any longer so I asked him what was up.

He got closer to me and said he liked my hair, he also said I should wear it that way more often and that I looked really pretty and he was speechless.

I just laughed and told him he was being ridiculous.

And he got all sad and emotional saying that it was just to bad that I couldn’t see myself as he saw me and that I was always putting myself down.

I asked how he saw me and he replied that I was a very beautiful girl.

I told him to stop lying.

And he said he would never lie to me.

Then we did this weird/secret handshake we have and he left me there, thinking.

Men are so weird.

I’ve always had a THING for languages like if a girl starts speaking her native language to me in a sultry voice I am done for, even if she’s secretly saying the most random shit ever. It’s become my headcanon that this is how Yuuri feels about Viktor speaking Russian.

Viktor picks up on it and starts teasing him with it, like they’ll be out in public and he’ll lean in and whisper completely innocent things like “on the way home we should stop at the store because we’re running out of dish soap” as sexily as possible because he loves how red Yuuri turns even though he has no idea what he’s saying.


who has been my new boyfriend
through two birthdays and the funeral,
but I like to call him that,
know too well the way men steel-plate
themselves inside my joints
until my body has to relearn running.

& he knows
a few parts of this story,
but I didn’t want that man’s name
back in my bed.

just told him,
picture yourself in a theater with your eyes closed,
your own palms pressed tightly to your ears.
on the drive home, 
he’ll describe each scene frame for frame,
talk about the previews, which one
the two of you should not-see-together next,
and you will feel lucky enough in that moment
you won’t notice the entire city of Portland starting to melt.

months later,
when he says it is your favorite movie,
you will nod and know it is
not worth arguing over.

(“are you trying
to tell me

you’ll tell yourself it’s true.
tell yourself
it’s the best movie
you’ve ever seen.

let’s play a little game. it’s called “show all the misogynists why the women’s march was a big fucking deal”

send me an ask, anon or not, about why gender equality is important to you. if you need a little motivation:

  • because birth control is the one surefire way we can actually control our bodies and Senate wants to charge hundreds/thousands a year for us to be able to do so
  • because men patronize me when I know more about [sport] than them
  • because I was kicked out of a fantasy football league the second year I played because the guy in charge said “I don’t want to lose to a girl again”
  • because my dad shouldn’t be questioned for raising me on his own/being a stay-at-home dad
  • because my brother should be allowed to wear a skirt/dress and still identify as male without being mocked and ridiculed
  • because I don’t want to be considered bitchy or demanding for asking for a raise/promotion while men doing the same are considered motivated and driven

any reason you stand for equal rights, let me know


phew! so, there’s a lot to say but i’m not going to ramble on if i can help it. this is probably my first comic commission ever, for a very patient (and regular) commissioner over email! i’m not happy with how long it took for me to get it done, considering i should have planned my holiday better (forgot my laptop charger when i went home for christmas), and kept a better hold on the files as a whole page was lost at one point.

the point of this comic was to address an interesting dream – the text for it is word for word what was told to me by the commissioner! (what i’m saying is damn don’t they have a way with words) another point of this was to play with dimensions, reality and space. 

overall, this was a good project for me to work on, and i’m more than happy for this experience. hope you all enjoy it as much as i did making it!

may the bridges i have burned light my way back home

finally finished with my fic for the @pjohoobigbang, with of course tremendous thanks to @falloutside and @percyyoulittleshit for organizing it, to my long suffering and tremendously patient artist, @olympusisbleeding, but most importantly to mari for being sincerely the BEST beta i could have asked for… i don’t think i have to tell you that this fic literally would not have been possible without you, so what i really want to say is thank you for putting up with me and my sporadic writing habits and letting me torture your pure soul with the angst :,)

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,

anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

In a fit of sudden bravery, Annabeth reaches for her phone and scrolls down, finger hovering above the contact. And then she bites her lip and sets it back down on her dresser, hands on her hips, pacing.

Takes a deep breath, turns, stares at the phone. Reaches for it.

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