Okay so since i’m a lazy piece of shit, instead of working on enrolling into college and doing stuff thats due tomorrow i decided to look up what different cat noises and meows meant, and i found this one site that has the most specific ans situational meanings and i’m not sure if it’s being serious but it’s beautiful. some of my favorites were:
Mow RRaow row: I am lonely.
Meow – Pet me.
Miioo-oo-oo – I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up.
rrrow-mawww – Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww – I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.
Mmeww – I believe I have heard a burglar. If you would like to go and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed warm.
Mrowwwww – I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Miaow! Miaow! – I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.
there’s more here and they’re all great