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HAHA HEY WHAT ABOUT A HUMAN FUSION AU?

Alternate universe where humans can fuse together a la Steven Universe style.

Some notes I thought up

  • Some schools ban fusion in class
  • other schools are lenient and you can fuse to work on a project together
  • Permafusions who live alone but they aren’t alone
  • Conservative people who are against fusion because if two people of the same gender fuse, it’s gay, but if heterosexuals fuse they form a nonbinary being
  • Teenagers who set up social media accounts for their fusion to use 
  • Humans can’t start fusing until age 5
  • Flooding? Just have your whole family fuse and walk out of those waters
  • Short friends fusing to reach the cookie jar at the top of the shelf
  • Fusion is encouraged in some sports, in others, not so much
  • A much more gender nonbinary culture since hetero fusions make a nonbinary person
  • If two people fuse and have different genitalia they form an androgynous being (mentioned about)
  • If two people have the same gentialia then so does the fusion
  • Fusion isn’t always romantic, tons of people fuse with their BFFs
  • the shy kid in class fuses with the outgoing one to give an oral report

Okay, but what if Too Short to Ride goes like this:

Steven: “You two should fuse!”

Amethyst: “You know I can just shapeshift taller right? So can Peridot and you.”

Steven: “But what’s the fun in that?”

Peridot: “Even though there is an easier way to become taller, I think I am ready to try fusion. *cough* Especially since it’s with Amethyst.”

Steven: *wink wink* *nudge nudge*

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