“Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the world’s most powerful individuals. In 1919, a great number of them had lost their heirs to World War I. That meant a lot of money going uninherited. And a lot of powerful men with the desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our adventure. An independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Without the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the intelligence of government-run spy organisations. A suit is the modern gentleman’s armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.” - Kingsman: The Secret Sevice (2014) dir. Matthew Vaughn


cs au: instead of a curse, a virus is spreading in storybrooke. ignoring the warning they got from the apprentice, emma and killian stay in the town, after their friends start turning into zombies. now they must find a cure, while being face to face with those monsters..

things i learned in high school:

  • it’s okay to cry at school, more people will help you than judge you
  • if you need to leave the classroom, just do it.
  • turtleneck sweaters are comfy as fuck, don’t let anyone make you feel like they’re too ugly
  • your style is your style, in the end no one’s opinion matters except your own
  • failing tests is NOT the end of the world. you have 4 years to graduate high school. failing a few tests along the way isn’t a big deal - just remember to get back up <3
  • boys are complete shitheads in high school. BUT! there are some very nice ones. try dating a dorky guy or two, they’re actually worth your time more often than not (and they usually become really hot like DAMN)
  • don’t let anyone stop your passions. when i got into 1d, i wore 1d-related clothes everyday for two weeks once and didn’t give a shit. it was so much fun
  • i used to be a popular kid- i can tell you it is NOT that much fun. i stopped caring around the middle of junior year and made way more friends that way. the more you learn and accept who you are, the more real and genuine friends you’ll make
  • it’s not uncommon to stop being friends with girls/guys you’ve been close with since elementary/middle school. THIS HAPPENS. i actually ditched all but two of my friends because they were jerks and i made a ton of new friends.
  • take classes that interest YOU. don’t take ap chemistry for that hot guy or because your best friend wants to take it. your days will be much better if you take classes that suit your interests.
  • there will be teachers and students who just don’t like you, for whatever reason. don’t let that get to you. high school can be a time of struggle but that’s mainly because people take others’ judgements to heart. 
  • be confident in your decisions. if you don’t want to party, DON’T. i have friends who gave into that and got arrested and started getting in all sorts of trouble. i also have friends who didn’t go to a single party and became incredibly popular for who they are. 
  • along with the above point, don’t curse/drink/smoke/etc. if you don’t want to. HOWEVER, don’t let the whole “guys don’t think girls cursing is attractive” nonsense get to your head. if you’re fucking excited about harry styles, be fucking excited.
  • make sure you enjoy everyday. take lots of naps, study hard, and hang out with friends. MAKE SURE YOU EAT LUNCH EVERYDAY, and save up money because you never know where life will take you. find a job, make new friends, and enjoy these years.
Hey, Internet: Stop Trying To Inspire Me
I think when people are ultra-positive and have this incomparably sunny disposition toward the world, I get turned off. …
By Jamie Varon

I am so glad for this article. I’m so tired of OMG YOU ARE JUST NOT MAKING ENOUGH EFFORT TO BE AWESOME! think pieces and shit.

Life sometimes sucks, it’s rough and no amount of insipid, pull yourself up by your bootstraps and grin your way to a perfect life articles will change that.