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Every Fandom Ever
  • first off, screaming. why do we scream so much? no one will truly know
  • sHIPPING EVERYTHING. THERE ARE NO LIMITS. also, ship wars
  • headcanon where everything’s the same except everyone’s gay
  • crying and sobbing to an intense level (we have no chill, i swear)
  • oh the references… so many references. and MEMES. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMES
  • “I NEED THE NEXT SEASON/BOOK/ALBUM/GAME/ETC.”
  • fanfiction… we’ve all been there
  • having a tumblr obviously
  • your husband/wife not being real (why are fictional people so hot??) also i’ve adopted multiple sons?? *sees a smol bean* “I’m adopting it”
  • super protective about your fandom
  • i want merch. but it’s so damn expensive??
  • “lolol im trash”
  • knowing all of the words
  • wanting to go to conventions and concerts but CAN’T
  • scaring our non-fandom friends…
  • being broke.
  • desperately wanting to be with them (as in fictional characters, celebs,and etc.)
  • having pride. just being really proud of this weird ass community
  • giving yourself weird titles (Examples: a Trekkie, phan)
  • having this huge loving family on the internet. honestly, i think it’s the sweetest thing, that we’re able to bond over this thing that we find meaningful. 

Originally posted by stitchholdsmyheart

Note: i’m not trying to be rude, just poking at my own fandoms. i also understand different fandoms have their own quirks. Hope you found this amusing~ admin daria

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It was impossible, of course. But when did that ever stop any dreamer from dreaming?

Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor

I love this book, despite being completely heartbroken, months after reading it. Definitely a new favourite

I love it when I manage to read a book these days, it’s so satisfying and every time I do, I realise how much I miss it, but then I go back to not being bothered/having the concentration and it rlly annoys me bc books are fucking amazing and I never want to give up on them. but I also get v sad after reading bc life becomes even more pointless bc nothing irl will ever be like in a book.

Thoughts while reading Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Lani Taylor

-ooohhhh Prague
- Dare I believe it, a YA novel where the female protagonist isn’t a virgin…. I’m sold.
- Also Kaz? Nah the only Kaz I know should be over with Inej.
- Kaz cheated on my smol, peacock blue hair coloured, Karou.
- “No tiny violent one,” reminds me of tiny ancient one and there Zuzana is Amren or fight me.
- Karou has tattoos. Oh dear lord I’m in love.
- Dear Karou, marry me.
- Too early to tell Kaz to Fuck off?
- “… was a new tattoo. It was an elaborate., cursive K.” Yeah, it’s not too early to tell Kaz to Fuck off.
- Karou I beg you to stay this savage.
- You know, it’s refreshing to read someone who has this whole secret life thing, and doesn’t speak about it in riddles to the reader. Like Karou could be like my family is full of snakes and I’m their slave but instead she’s just like, yo, whatup this is me ma, sorta, she’s got a snake kink.
-Please make him scratch his ass.
- “no inessential penises,” well now I know the answer to any question asked in sex ed.
- Bitch I want full knowledge of any language. How much easier French and Irish could be.
- The thing is, “nice fiddling handsome man,” would probably get you a date in Ireland, so Zuzana, you know where to visit.
- KAROU WAS THE ONE WHO BROUGHT UP WINGSPAN, NOT ME. However would remove feet be bigger than Rhys’?
-Zuzana babe can I have some struddle.
- Oh, Elsewhere, with a capitol E. Fancy.
- “you scribbled out the best part”
“Trust me it’s not that great” *pew* *pew* shots fired.
-Okay Brimstone literally everyone would wish to turn off their lights without leaving the bed.
- A lot of euros? Excuse me, I need that.
- “musicians who asked questions.” Okay, there has to be a little bit of Irish in Karou.
-hand prints!? Dun dun dunnnnnn.
- Soooooooo, can I like Akiva?
-I kinda wanna like him
-Hey, Akiva, wanna hug to help you smile.
- So Akiva, you and Karou relate with the whole, feeling something missing thing.
- I’M SORRY UNCAGE THOSE KITTENS OR GOD HELP ME I WILL SLAP YOU. WITH THIS BOOK. REPEATEDLY.
- Wiktor in a feather boa is not a thought I needed but one that will never leave.
- Zuzana don’t get mad, then Karou will be sad, and if my ships to sail, sad ain’t gonna work when she meets Akiva. She needs sarcasm for him.
-“I swear I hate more people everyday,” yeah, Zuzana, trying being five foot ten and behind slow walkers.
-“she craved a presence beside her,” I was gonna say something but what Karou is feeling is hitting too close to home and I need to go and think back to that offer to see a therapist.
-What is up with butterflies?
-Akiva, I wanna like you.
-Ugh I’ll google it it’s safe to like you.
- Googled you Akiva and the wiki says some very good stuff.
- I read too much on the wiki and now nothing makes sense.
- Akiva is staring after Karou, lord help me IT’S SAILING.
-“and she was staring back,” AGH IT’S HAPPENING.
-So, Karou, would you say Akiva has an impressive wingspan?
-“she was not, in fact, human,” well yeah, figured that out myself Akiva.
-So Brimstone got angry.
- NO, KISHMISH.
-Well Fuck.
-Well Fuck again but with wings.
- Razgut can Fuck off.
- Karou and Zuzana’s friendship tho.
-“Waking as she drew him against her, and then, silkily into her,” I do love my smut references.
- Aww, Akiva, my little angsty child.
- Mik is too precious.
-“Is it weird that I’m turned on by a marionette,” Mik is hereby known as guy with puppet kink.
- Karou don’t hit your future husband.
- Of course he’s not okay Karou.
-You need to stop bringing up wingspan because this is no longer an everyday word for me.
- C'mon Akiva, just a little smile.
-Well Karou may not have laughed at his humour but I did.
-I live Zuzana.
-okay I’m glad you’re going with Akiva but please bring Zuzana, I’ll miss her.
- Now the wiki makes sense.
- I don’t even know what to write.
-Akiva is about to give us a lil story.
-Bitch if you drop that wishbone I will disown you as ever having been one of my smol.
-“we’re going to break the wishbones,” a stunning new novel by Lani Taylor.
- So did they kiss.
- Nvm now they’re kissing, the world is at peace.
- Oh, so we’re back to wishbone breaking.
- Wait they actually broke it.
-So no more kissing? Can’t she just wish away the tattoos?
- Why in God’s fucking name are people always so afraid of love simply because they don’t understand it.
-So these Chimaera can be reborn? Greeeeeeaaaattttttt.
-Well the whole sugar thing is interesting.
-It’s a pitty this cuteness won’t last.
- So Chiro = bad
- Well dick again.
- NO WE CANNOT BE AT THE EPILOGUE ALREADY.
-That ending…. why am I broke I need the next book now.

I am probably the only one who thinks this but…I feel like…when the book was talking to Feyre…it was talking through Feyre. Feyre said “A jolt passed through me as if I were no more than a lightning rod” I feel like..it was using her as a conduit/ dousing rod. And that Mor could hear the Cauldron speaking. 

Mor is constantly warning Feyre in this part. And…I feel like Mor is the “Princess of Carrion” and not Feyre. Mainly because The Morrigan’s symbol is a crow or raven or Carrion bird and..maybe I’m just seeing too much and thinking too much into it.

  • Aelin: *looking through the library* Hmm, A Court of Thorns and Roses, I wonder what this is about.
  • Aelin: Aww her and Tamlin are so cute together. I bet they're mates
  • Aelin: Tamlin you idiot why aren't you fighting for her!!
  • Aelin: *after ACOTAR* NOOOO!! FEYRE I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO KILL THE INNOCENT FAE!! PLEASE BE OKAY.
  • Aelin: *during ACOMAF* Yes!! You go Rhys!!! Go get your lady!!!
  • Aelin: *after ACOMAF* NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!! SHE'S THE HIGH LADY!! TAKE THAT TAMLIN!! BUT SHE'S AT THE SPRING COURT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ROWAN COME HERE!!!!
  • Rowan: *runs in* What! What is it?!
  • Aelin: *crying* I need the next book! She can't stay in the Spring Court! She needs to be with Rhys!!
  • Rowan: Aelin. It's just a book, it'll be okay.
  • Aelin: *throws book at him* You read it and tell me it doesn't hurt!!!!!
  • Rowan: *after reading them* AELIN I'M SO SORRY!! I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND BUT NOW I DO AND I'LL NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!!! *cries*
  • The Cadre: Aelin, what's wrong with Rowan? *Aelin and Rowan simultaneously throws books at all of them*
  • Aelin and Rowan: READ THEM NOW!!!
  • The Cadre after finishing ACOMAF: NO WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DO THAT!!! FEYRE YOU BETTER SCREW TAMLIN OVER BIG TIME!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE FEELS!!!!!
  • *all crying*

books read in 2015 | trial by fire by josephine angelini

I wanted to save the man I loved from the monsters that hunted him in his nightmares. And look at me now. I was a fool, but I was a powerful fool. And so are you. Ask Alaric what he really wants from you. Open your eyes. Get angry. Your fight has only just begun.